It's been around since the days of the caveman, archaeologist have discovered primitive drawings of penises going into vagina's on the walls of caves. I often wonder if the cavemen couldn't club a  women and dragged them back to cave, if they just stood in front of these walls and beat off to their works of art. After all masturbation is so easy I'm sure a caveman could do it, right? Fast forward to the 90's and while in high school I only had access to step dad's old porn and it seemed to me that hairy coochie was in, and that nothing went with hairy cooch like some good old blinky blink synthetic music w/ horns and strings. But what I also noticed is that they fucked in beds.

 Now as I am an adult and w/ the technology of the Internet porn is only a click away, sites like pornotube & Zshare stream porn for free! This is great! But I noticed one thing is missing from the porn revolution and that is the bed. In most porn after 2002 I'm noticing that beds are null and void. Whether outside, or in the house there are no beds. Just couches and not just couches Love seats! While in my drought I clicked on a link at Zshare for this new movie called Horny Mother's and Daughters when I saw the title I thought to myself wow how great is this MILFS and Barely Legals mixed and they were black! Mom comes home w/ her date daughter is on the couch doing her homework, mom sends daughter into the room, OK cool that should be expected right well we'll see mom go into her room have sex yada yada yada. But No mom proceeds to start sucking dick right in the middle of the living room, daughter comes out of the room sees mom sucking dick, mom catching daughter peeping and does what a black mom does... Curses her the fuck out and the girl is scared shit less, and then mom flips the script and decided to play teacher. "What you know about sucking dick! well you're going to learn today! and they proceed to take turns, doggy style, riding, riding from the back etc. But what shocked me most is they had a 3 some on the couch... and not just the couch the love seat!

I realized the benefits of this revolutionary sex toy, and I can honestly say I haven't had sex in a bed in months! Couches are the perfect place to have sex, it's not as threatening as the bedroom. You don't run the risk of falling asleep in the bed, and it's so tight that you have to cuddle. I remember when I was younger and I would have to plot the whole night to get a girl to come to my room. Not anymore Now I just cuddle up and make my move right on the couch, and there are a lot of tricks you can do too! like putting her on the back of the couch and eating her pussy, or even better bending her over on the couch since it will give her support to rest while she's being pounded from the back and nothing is better then seeing her w/ her head and neck bent up on the back of couch w/ her ankles on her earlobes! o0o0o that's so great! So again porn has thought me a new trick in the quest for booty. Thank you porn.

What have you learned from Porn?