A while back while laying between the legs of a Goddess, I realized that I was a Greedy Kid growing up. I remembered when my mother would get off of work she would always bring home some sort of goodies. One morning my mother came in and dropped off a box of Whoopers on the table and went right to sleep. The box was damn near full and I took it upon myself to stroll into the kitchen and devour the whole damn box! She woke up and told me off and almost cried over that box of chocolate wafers... She told me I would have to pay her back!!!I just stood there mouth covered in chocolate goodness and said I'm sorry... Thinkin I'm 10 Years old how the Hell Am I'm going to pay YOU back.

Later on that day we went out to Bradley's (think walmart before steriods)  We Purchased some crap Probably He-Man Underwear Fruit of the Loom T-shirt and some other stuff, and as we stood in the Check out line I looked down and found $100 Dollar bill. I was so excited b/c now I could pay my mother back and still have money left over... Remember I was a Child Genius. So I tugged away on my mother's shirt. "Hey Ma' I found 100 Dollars" Tugg Tugg Tugg I just found a C-Note why is this lady ignoring me... Do I have to yell? "MOMMY I FOUND GAG!!!!!" She punched me in my throat, and snatched my money and placed it in her pocket. I stood there crying long string of Slob hanging from my bottom lips and my money in HER pocketbook. This was the first time I ever got robbed. We got into our little Green Jalopy and headed back to Elizabeth, once in the car she told me sorry I just didn't want anyone to take that money from you Mar Mar. Oh yea that made sense, but you could have acknowledged me. So we get to this Mom and Pops Toy Store in Elizabeth, where I just knew I was going to give her back her $2.00 and get a Game for my Sega a GI Joe Man, and a bunch of other toys. Once we got in I saw a pair of Skates. I said o0o0o Ma this is I want some skates I looked at the price $20.00 yes this is what I want and she picked them up, I went to the GI Joes, she went to the register. I turned around to hand my mother the Destroe and GI JOE that turned color's in the sun and she was no where to be found so I walked and found her standing in line... paying for my Skates... I managed to talk her into buying the 2 GI JOE's but that was the last I ever saw of that 100 dollar bill.

Oh Yesterday I get a knock on my door from my neighbor... I dreaded that knock b/c I knew it was someone who wanted to borrow something. And she said Lamar, Do you have some Rice I can Borrow... I'm thinking Borrow Rice? What the hell are you going to give it back? I'm not going to give you my good Rice... Hell N.... Then I remembered my boy was staying her w/ me and he Brought this cheap ass Mexican rice from the Gas station back in March. 

"Let me check!" I walked over to my cabinet and Sure enough it was still there. I gave her greedy ass that!!! Am I wrong?

A While Back I Tasted Heaven...

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