A while back while laying between the legs of a Goddess, I realized that I was a Greedy Kid growing up. I remembered when my mother would get off of work she would always bring home some sort of goodies. One morning my mother came in and dropped off a box of Whoopers on the table and went right to sleep. The box was damn near full and I took it upon myself to stroll into the kitchen and devour the whole damn box! She woke up and told me off and almost cried over that box of chocolate wafers... She told me I would have to pay her back!!!I just stood there mouth covered in chocolate goodness and said I'm sorry... Thinkin I'm 10 Years old how the Hell Am I'm going to pay YOU back.
Later on that day we went out to Bradley's (think walmart before steriods) We Purchased some crap Probably He-Man Underwear Fruit of the Loom T-shirt and some other stuff, and as we stood in the Check out line I looked down and found $100 Dollar bill. I was so excited b/c now I could pay my mother back and still have money left over... Remember I was a Child Genius. So I tugged away on my mother's shirt. "Hey Ma' I found 100 Dollars" Tugg Tugg Tugg I just found a C-Note why is this lady ignoring me... Do I have to yell? "MOMMY I FOUND GAG!!!!!" She punched me in my throat, and snatched my money and placed it in her pocket. I stood there crying long string of Slob hanging from my bottom lips and my money in HER pocketbook. This was the first time I ever got robbed. We got into our little Green Jalopy and headed back to Elizabeth, once in the car she told me sorry I just didn't want anyone to take that money from you Mar Mar. Oh yea that made sense, but you could have acknowledged me. So we get to this Mom and Pops Toy Store in Elizabeth, where I just knew I was going to give her back her $2.00 and get a Game for my Sega a GI Joe Man, and a bunch of other toys. Once we got in I saw a pair of Skates. I said o0o0o Ma this is I want some skates I looked at the price $20.00 yes this is what I want and she picked them up, I went to the GI Joes, she went to the register. I turned around to hand my mother the Destroe and GI JOE that turned color's in the sun and she was no where to be found so I walked and found her standing in line... paying for my Skates... I managed to talk her into buying the 2 GI JOE's but that was the last I ever saw of that 100 dollar bill.
Oh Yesterday I get a knock on my door from my neighbor... I dreaded that knock b/c I knew it was someone who wanted to borrow something. And she said Lamar, Do you have some Rice I can Borrow... I'm thinking Borrow Rice? What the hell are you going to give it back? I'm not going to give you my good Rice... Hell N.... Then I remembered my boy was staying her w/ me and he Brought this cheap ass Mexican rice from the Gas station back in March.
"Let me check!" I walked over to my cabinet and Sure enough it was still there. I gave her greedy ass that!!! Am I wrong?
A While Back I Tasted Heaven... 
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I need you to open your minds for a few minutes, and think back to the beginning of the Hip Hop era when you had groups like the Fat Boys, and Sugar HIll Gang rapping and just having fun w/ lyrics like:"
As we speak hip hop might have lost it's mind, but hey I like it so I can't complain. Rappers are Rockstars. With songs like Party like a Rockstar, and the emergence of Skulls, belt chains, and the return of pants that fit and tight shirts I wonder how the real rockers of the 80's feel about their style being swiped. Not like your avg rocker can beat your avg rapper. Well cept Sticky Fingaz I know y'all all remember when he got Knocked out on MTV by the 7 foot skateboarder which turned out to be the end of his music career. But hey I like it so I can't complain it beats seeing a dudes skid marked stain drawers walking around the hood w/ their pants down to their knees. Hip Hop is a culture and like any culture it's progressing and growing up. One of the problems is that they fail to categorize our music like they do others. Think about how easy it would be to find new music if you walked into FYE and instead of a hip hop & R&B section you see separate sections like: Southern Rap, Trap Music, East Coast Rap, Underground Rap, West Coast Rap, Midwest Rap, Political Rap, and the ever popular Commercial Rap. Instead of walking into the store and seeing a Common album right next to Cold Killi Nigga Crew CD. I mean it worked for Rock b/c there is Punk Rock, Soft Rock, Hard Rock Classic Rock... I can go on but you get my drift.
It's been around since the days of the caveman, archaeologist have discovered primitive drawings of penises going into vagina's on the walls of caves. I often wonder if the cavemen couldn't club a women and dragged them back to cave, if they just stood in front of these walls and beat off to their works of art. After all masturbation is so easy I'm sure a caveman could do it, right? Fast forward to the 90's and while in high school I only had access to step dad's old porn and it seemed to me that hairy coochie was in, and that nothing went with hairy cooch like some good old blinky blink synthetic music w/ horns and strings. But what I also noticed is that they fucked in beds. 
Now as I am an adult and w/ the technology of the Internet porn is only a click away, sites like pornotube & Zshare stream porn for free! This is great! But I noticed one thing is missing from the porn revolution and that is the bed. In most porn after 2002 I'm noticing that beds are null and void. Whether outside, or in the house there are no beds. Just couches and not just couches Love seats! While in my drought I clicked on a link at Zshare for this new movie called Horny Mother's and Daughters when I saw the title I thought to myself wow how great is this MILFS and Barely Legals mixed and they were black! Mom comes home w/ her date daughter is on the couch doing her homework, mom sends daughter into the room, OK cool that should be expected right well we'll see mom go into her room have sex yada yada yada. But No mom proceeds to start sucking dick right in the middle of the living room, daughter comes out of the room sees mom sucking dick, mom catching daughter peeping and does what a black mom does... Curses her the fuck out and the girl is scared shit less, and then mom flips the script and decided to play teacher. "What you know about sucking dick! well you're going to learn today! and they proceed to take turns, doggy style, riding, riding from the back etc. But what shocked me most is they had a 3 some on the couch... and not just the couch the love seat! 
My mind sat dormant in the bosom of time, riding on her back and allowing time to bring me any place it deemed necessary. My thoughts traveled to many places from the parties in DC, to the bliss of first entering her walls, to pain of receiving the phone call when she told me not to travel to NY b/c she just couldn't do it and then to my apartment in NJ. Many things happened in that place. That domain was the battleground for exotic love affairs, fights with crazy ex girlfriends to an entry level to a higher plateau of learning. My Boy Chuck had left me a half of L of Purple already rolled up w/ a little piece of playing card in the tip to maintain the barrel circumference to allow maximum psychedelic smoke to hit the lungs and launch ones mind into space. 
I just want a damn TV dinner so i can watch TV and be HIGH! and now I'm not even hungry anymore. I threw the box in the fridge and went back to sit on the couch. I picked up the remote control, flipped 2 channels and realized I was watching what was on the other channel. Then my brain got a text message from my stomach and told him to stop lying nigga you're hungry. I went back to the fridge looked at the directions again... fuck it! I ripped the plastic wrap off the black plastic tray hit 9-0-0 and then the high button, then START! I stomped back into the living room and plopped down on the couch and continued to watch TV until I heard the ding. I drowned my chicken in hot sauce and proceeded to eat the wing, drumstick and some other mystery piece of chicken that I'm not sure what the hell it was but I do know it tasted GRREATTT.