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FTV: The Price Of P*ssy Has Plummeted

Xillionaire — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:56:00 +0000

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I POSE THIS QUESTION OUT THERE TO ALL OF YOU WHO DARE TO ANSWER!!!!
NOW AS YOU ALL PROBABLY KNOW ALREADY I AM REGARDED AS AN A+ ASSHOLE, WHICH I DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT SINCE I AM THAT PIECE OF YA PERSONALITY THAT YOU IGNORE AND DON’T GIVE RECOGNITION TO. I AM ALL AND ALL ARE ME.

NOW FOR THE QUESTION THAT HAS BEEN ON MY MIND FOR A WHILE NOW…..
WHY HAS THE PRICE OF PUSSY DROPPED?

NOW I WILL GO INTO DETAIL TO GIVE REASONS WHY I FEEL THIS WAY….
NOW PUSSY USED TO BE A COMMODITY SEE QUOTE (Stock Exchange. any unprocessed or partially processed good, as grain, fruits, and vegetables, or precious metals OR PUSSY AS I WOULD SAY.) AS MEN WE ALL DEPEND ON THESE NATURAL RESOURCES TO MAKE OUR EARTH KEEP PUSHING FORWARD.

NOW I HAVE NOTICED THE PRICE OF POON-TANG DROP FROM A LOFTY POSITION NEAR THE HEAVENS TO BEING WORTH LESS THAT WOOD. I FIND THIS VERY DISTURBING BECUZ I AM ONE OF THE MEN WHO ENJOY GOOD PU-NAN-EEE (SAY IT WITH ME NOW) BUT ALSO THE CHASE THAT GOES WITH THAT GOOD COOCH. ASK ANY MAN AND HE WILL TELL YOU THE EASIEST TO GET AINT ALWAYS THE BEST. WE LOVE THE HUNT PROBABLY BECUZ WE ARE JUST BEASTS WHO HAVE LEARNED TO TALK, WALK UPRIGHT AND WIPE OUR ASS’S, AND LOOKING FOR LADIES WITH GOOD JELL-O IS PROBABLY THE NEXT LOGICAL STEP.

NOW BACK TO THE MATTER AT HAND WITH THE PRICE OF PUSSY AT AN ALL TIME LOW. I CAN REMEMBER BACK IN THE DAY NIGGAS WOULD GET SHOT FOR MESSING AROUND WITH SOME DUDES LADY, OR MAYBE HIS EX LADY. THAT TYPE OF SHIT RARELY HAPPENS ANYMORE UNLESS THERE ARE OTHER VARIABLES INVOLVED SUCH AS MONEY OR PRIDE.

MEN** CAN YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME YOU GOT SOME PUSS. HOW HARD IT WAS TO GET, HOW HARD IT WAS TO KEEP, HOW YOU BRAGGED FOR THE WHOLE SCHOOL YEAR ABOUT WHO YOU SLEPT WITH… WHERE ARE THOSE DAYS? HELL I DON’T EVEN WANT TO REMEMBER SOME OF THE WOMAN I HAVE HAD SEX WITH, SOME I HONESTLY CANT REMEMBER… (THAT SHIT IS SAD)

THERE IS NO MORE HUNT WHEN IT COMES TO A LOT OF WOMAN. I CAN RECALL DATING THE CALENDAR GIRLS. YOU KNOW THE TYPE THAT WONT KISS UNTIL 1 WEEK OF DATING, WONT FUK FOR 3 MONTHS OF DATING. NOWADAYS I MEET WOMAN AND THE FIRST NIGHT I GOT HER HEAD BANGING ON THE HEAD BOARD FOR ABOUT A GOOD 2 MINUTES ( HELL I AINT SWEATING OUT MY WAVES TRYNA BUST SHORTYS ASS). OR YOU CAN SWEET TALK THEM ON SOME REAL EASY SHIT, YOU KNOW WHEN YOU MEET A WOMAN AND SHE TELLS YOU EVERYTHING SHE HATES IN GUYS SO YOU TRY YA HARDEST NOT TO BE THEM ( BUT YOU REALLY ARE).
IS IT THE YOUNG WOMAN WHO DON’T KNOW THEY ARE SITTING ON AN ATM MACHINE THAT JUST GIVE THE COOCH TO ANY DUDE THEY THINK IS CUTE OR “BALLIN”.
IS IT THE DUMB ASS WOMAN WHO LET THERE MAN CHEAT ON THEM CONSTANTLY AND STILL STAY WITH HIM, EVEN FURTHERING HIS MIND SET THAT WHAT HE IS DOING IS OKAY AND NOT AFFECTING THE WHOLE MALE SPECIES.

IS IT THE WOMAN THAT LET HER MAN HAVE SEX WITH OTHER WOMAN BECUZ SHE IS BI. YOU KNOW THE 3 SOMES N SHIT THAT TRULY CORRUPTS THE HELL OUT OF MAN. MAKES HIM WANT MORE THAT WAS ALLOTTED TO HIM.
OR IS IT THE DESPERATE ASS WOMAN WHO WILL DO ANY AND EVERYTHING FOR A MAN. THEY DON’T HAVE TO BE IN LOVE WITH HER OR TREAT HER EVEN REMOTELY HUMAN. YA KNOW SHE MAKES MORE EXCUSES FOR HIM THAN HE DOES FOR HIMSELF. COULD IT BE SOCIETY THAT HAS MADE IT EASIER TO GET DIVORCED AND NOT UPHOLD THE LAWS OF MARRIAGE?

COULD IT BE MEN THAT ARE UPSETTING THE PRICE OF OUR MOST VALUABLE RESOURCE? YA KNOW MANKIND HAS ALWAYS DISTURBED WHATEVER HE HAS TOUCHED SO I TAKE PARTIAL BLAME. I WAS OR MAYBE STILL AM A WOMANIZER. I LOVE WOMAN, LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE WOMAN. BUT I AM NEVER IN LOVE WITH THEM. IT IS JUST PURELY PHYSICAL AND AFTER THAT CONTACT I HAVE NO OTHER USE FOR THEM ( I KNOW I AM AN ASSHOLE BUT I AM AN HONEST ASSHOLE). I THINK MOST OF US MEN ARE THE SAME WAY. MOST OF US CANT REMEMBER HOW MANY WOMAN WE HAVE SLEPT WITH. BUT WE ARE CONSTANTLY LOOKING FOR PREY. SO MAYBE IT IS “I” WHO HAS MANIPULATED THE PRICE OF OUR BELOVED ASSET, AND WE HAVE TURNED IT INTO A LIABILITY. WE RUN AROUND SO MUCH WE ARE POISONING THAT WHICH WE LOVE THE MOST. AND IT IS SURELY BACKFIRING ON US. H.I.V AND A HOST OF OTHER UGLIES YA DIG. WE HAVE WOMAN TRYING TO COMPETE FOR THE NEXT SPOT IN OUR LIVES SINCE A LOT OF US AINT WORTH SHIT. WE ARE EITHER DEAD, IN JAIL, GAY, 6 B.M’S ( BABY MOMMA’S), OR HEADED THERE IN THE NEXT 10 YEARS OR SO. SO THE FEW THAT ARE OUT HERE ARE PRECIOUS JEWELS TO WOMAN. THEY NEED A GOOD MAN AND WE NEED A GOOD WOMAN. BUT OUR ACTIONS ARE DESTROYING THE BEST KNOWN RESOURCE THAT MAN COULD HAVE. I STARTED THIS BLOG IN ONE MIND FRAME AND KNOW IT HAS SHIFTED. MAYBE ME, YOU AND EVERY OTHER MAN THAT HAS DAMAGED A WOMAN IS THE CAUSE OF THIS CATASTROPHE. WE PUT THEM IN POSITIONS WHERE A LONELY WOMAN WILL HAVE SEX WITH A MAN IF SHE THINKS IT WILL KEEP HIM AROUND, AND WHEN HE DOESN’T THE PRICE OF COOCH DROPS AGAIN. I SAY WOMAN TAKE BACK YA PUSSY AND RASE THE PRICE ON IT. STOP GIVING IT TO ANY OLD MAN MAKE SURE YOU GIVE IT TO SOMEONE THAT WILL ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE GIVING UP AND WILL TREAT IT AS SUCH, AND BE RESPONSIBLE AND LOYAL TO IT.

IT IS ALL THESE THANGS AND MORE THAT HAVE PUT THE PRICE OF PUSSY IN CONSTANT DISARRAY. I THOUGHT BEING SINGLE MEANT SOMETHING. SHIT MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SINGLE HAVE BETTER SEX LIVES THAN ME AND MORE OF IT AND I AM IN A LTR.. (SORRY BABES NOT YOUR FAULT, YOU KNOW I GET LAZY AFTER THAT NUT, YOU ARE GREAT…LOL).

COMMENTS IF YOU PLEASE…. SEE LADIES I’M AN ASSHOLE BUT I GOTTA GOOD HEART…
BANG FUKIN BANG

A Few Sex Mistakes Made By Women

Xillionaire — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:52:38 +0000

Photo by Tal Campbell

Hey ladies, let me give you a bit of advice. You can’t do what men do. I mean sure it’s equal rights and all, but men can do things women cannot. Now deal with it.

Now before you get your panties in a bunch, I’m not talking about things like sleeping with multiple partners, pissing standing up or not wanting to be tied down. Those things you can do, if you’re willing to live with the flack from the double standards that exist in the world when it comes to typical male stuff. I am talking about the things some women try to do during sex. Granted some men might like you to do these things but most men don’t. So take notes and vow to never do these things again.

I love smacking my woman’s butt during sex, after sex or just for the hell of it, but that doesn’t mean I like to have my ass smacked. That shit hurts! I do not get turned on by getting smacked on the ass, (pause!) and women don’t know how to hold back. They pull back and bring their hand crashing down with all their might. Platttt!!! WTF is wrong with you! I AM A MAN!!! Don’t smack my ass.

Ladies, If you like booty it is okay for a women to place her hands on a man’s butt and guide him inside of her with each stroke or just keep her hand on a cheek. But no smacking he’s a man not a b*tch. You smack him on the rear and then you’ll be complaining about how men are the new bitches because he starts whining because you’re not home for dinner.

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You’re Sexy When…

Xillionaire — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:40:02 +0000

Sure the shorty in the picture is sexy, but Sweat pants hair tied chilling with no make up on that’s when your the prettiest I hope that you don’t take it wrong. ~ Drake

I’m sure most of my readers know I like a different kind of girl, and not the avg version of beauty. Most women go through hours of prepration to get cute, but there are a lot of times when men think a woman is sexy even if she is not all dolled up.

Sweatpants - sweatpants and a nice booty is a turn on like none other. Most times when a woman is wearing sweat pants they either don’t have panties on, they are wearing a thong or their panties are showing all of these things are extremely sexy. Ladies when you’re wearing sweatpants us men stare extra hard watching your booty jiggle. EXTRA HARD!!

Hats: The other day I bumped into one of my homegirls and she was laying low in work mode. She wasn’t dolled up, decked out, or anything like that but I promise you she was sh*tying on every girl on the block. Maybe it was because I used my imagination and told myself if she is this cute now imagine when she throws it on and it was something about that confidence or even I just don’t give a damn attitude that made me want to sop her up like a biscuit from popeyes with strawberry jelly!

Scarf: Every so often when I’m in the supermarket or running to the corner store I’ll bump into a girl wearing a multi-color silk scarf and it does something to me. I can’t help but place myself in her living room snuggling up with her watching a movie at waiting for the credits to give her a kiss and make my mouth. Also a lot of times when a girl knows it’s about to go down she will prepare for the events to come. She will wrap her hair so she won’t sweat it out. LOL

Boy beaters and shorts: fellas once a girl let’s you see her in her boy beater and shorts you’re her man or main f*ck buddy. Seeing a woman in her sleep wear which is not lingerie is one the best sights. I like my woman in her boy beater and shorts. It could be an old t-shirt, or some old sweats. Regardless the house clothes are sexy even when they are not. Because they become even more sexy when they are laying on the floor while I’m eating her with a bullet.

Women Can’t Cook and Here Is My Rant

Xillionaire — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 18:09:32 +0000

There is an old adage which states that a way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Well I believe that a lot of females have forgotten that saying. But whose fault is it? The Mother’s for not teaching her daughter how to cook? The Daughter for not learning how to cook? or the Dad’s for walking out on the mother, leaving the mother to work all day and not find time for her child?

Regardless of whose fault it is, I’m a bit perturb at the idea that 75% of females I’ve been with can’t or couldn’t cook. There was the one who could only boil chicken, the one who burned a hamburger and another who knew how to order the best of everything that delivered. I can ORDER CHINESE BY MY DAMN SELF!!

Learn to cook watch Rachel Ray, scream BAM from the kitchen every now and then when you through some seasoning in a pot of stew. I want to smell the aroma of basil and 35 herbs and spices resonating from the kitchen area every once in a while. I get tired of the scent of MSG coming from a brown paper bag with a white plastic bag with a smile on the front. I have at least 400 little pieces of cardboard in my cabinet drawer from bottom of the bag when I ordered take out. A million menus and way too many packets of soy sauce in my BRROOWWNN PAaapperr BAaagggg!! I feel like DJ. Khalid or something.

Besides I don’t want to have to look Mr. Chan in the eye while he fumbles for my change in his pockets with hopes that I tell him to keep the change. Because I’m not going to tell him to keep the change b/c I’m going to have to see him again in a few days because my girl can’t cook!! SMCH!!!

30 Reasons Why SOME Women Ain’t…

Xillionaire — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 04:28:01 +0000

Sh!t. Women are like gremlins they are warm, fuzzy and cuter than anything you have ever seen, but there comes a moment when that once cute and lovable creature turns into a monster. Hence my need to write this post, while not aimed at all women, just some… Some of y’all ain’t S H I T.

Now ladies, I’m sure you have at least one friend who you will never leave around your man, sure you love her to death but you don’t trust that trick around your man. Because you know she will suck him dry, ride him like the L train and probably lick his a$$ first chance she can. Here are some quick reasons why SOME women ain’t S H I T.
They don’t appreciate anything done for them – You know those chicks who get tons of gifts and think it’s all about them. No shorty the world does not revolve around you. Say thank you sometime
The number of men she doesn’t count, is higher than the number of men she does count. Still some of y’all dude need to step ya game up and make sure you get added to the list.
She expects him to over tip, while she never even once reaches for her wallet.
She leaves her kids,with the baby sitter for days at a time, when she told the sitter she would only be gone for a few hours.
She has more than 2 baby daddies who all know each other and were once friends before she stepped into the picture.
She spends her child support check on designer shoes, rather than stuff for the kids.
She had more latex in her cooch than Lifestyles has in at least 2 condom factories.
Her sex number has more digits than her phone number.
Sex on the first night is mandatory with her.

The 7 Types Of Men You Meet At The Club

Xillionaire — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 16:39:22 +0000

Written By Miss. Sex E.D.

Sure, I’ve heard success stories of people meeting at the club, falling in love and getting married. But I’ve heard more unsuccessful and horror stories from club meetings. And it’s made me think, contrary to some popular belief, that the club may not be the best place to pick up the person you’re trying to bring home to meet the folks.

I just know I can count on one hand how many guys I’ve met at the club and actually kept in contact with. When I go out I tend to see the same type of guys. Actually there are seven types that I’ve become familiar with.

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You Decide: How To Handle An Uncircumsized Man

Xillionaire — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:10:40 +0000

Over the weekend I got an email from one of my regular readers and I decided to open this one up to the great readers of BlogXilla.com

As a sexual intellectual I seek your advice. My bf is a great lover he’s attentive, knows how to hit the right spots, and the length is just right, but there are a few flaws in our sex life.

1.) He’s not circumcised. (Which poses a huge problem for me) When he enters me it hurts and second because I find it difficult to give him oral (and I really pride myself on my oral skills) Its just with him, the extra skin and all, it makes it difficult. (any ideas ??).

2.) Second his oral skills are lacking (majorly). I try to tolerate it (since he’s trying and only because he knows I like a good tongue spanking) but he just doesn’t have it and no matter which way I move his head he just doesn’t get it.

We’ve been together for about six months now and I really like (maybe even love him. . lol) so HELP ME PLEASE

As far as his oral skills I can help you out with that I’ve written numerous blogs on how to eat her the right way. I would suggest guiding him and his lackluster tongue towards pleasing you by reading him the following blogs.

She Deserves A Tongue Spanking

I also like to push her cl*t in and out my mouth, hitting it with my tongue and lips. By that time my face is pretty wet so I wipe my face off, lick her off my fingers and insert one inside of her with the palm of my hand facing the bottom of her insides. I rub along the bottom wall, work it to the side wall and then up to the top wall.

Moral Oral

I had her legs Propped up in the air pushing them back and back licking the top of her pussy and going to the bottom of her pussy giving it a total tongue bath!!! but then it happens… While pushing her legs up I go too far down and her as* comes to far up and I plant one hell of a lick right smack on her…

I Eat P*ssy Till I Burp

Now the key to giving good head is to keep her guessing, slow licks, up and down licks, circle licks, s shaped licks as long as you keep your ears open you’ll know what she likes but here is the key don’t be afraid to leave the cl*t, this is not hide and seek and the cl*t is not home base this is eating pussy 101. Do her a favor swallow…

There are probably a ton of blogs on here about oral but those 3 should be enough to have him eating you more than a fat person at a buffet. Now as far as uncircumsized wieners I’m sorry, but I can’t help you there so this is where I need to open up the floor to the ladies of BlogXilla.com

Have any of you ever experienced a man who wasn’t snipped? How can she handle him?

Spank That, Why Women Love Getting Spanked

Xillionaire — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 20:17:29 +0000

Do you like being spanked? I ask this question because I bumped into an old “jumpoff” the other day who actually let me beat her with a belt while we did the do. I think the majority of women like to be spanked. So men, if you’re not spanking your lady during sex she probably want you to start spanking her. I asked a bunch of women why they like being spanked and here is what I came up with.

“@ss spanking rocks! Any male dominated sexual activity rocks in my book. something about feeling a man in that authoritative way is such a turn on…though I did date a guy that liked to be choked when I rode him…ham…that rocked too.” Bonita S.
“Its always unexpected so when it happens in the heat of the moment it just adds to the excitement. you don’t have to beat a girl. Nothing like a lil tap of that @ss… ooh yeah and pull my hair too while your at it” Ler
“It has something to do with not having as much control over themselves as they usually do…and there is a certain level of danger that brings excitement into the fray.” ~Q
“It’s kind of a turn on for me. the man being in control is sexy. not a full on spanking, but an occasional slap on the @ss. ooooh sh*t. that does something for me. it tells me that he loves my @ss, and that he wants to get this @ss. and I am more than happy to give it to him. I love this blog. you are the bomb boo.” Tanya
“I liked to be dominated by my man in bed, I carry out all my wifely duties and keep it tight… so at night time then I can be his little slu* and he can pull my hair, do anything he wants with me.” Kristy Lynn
“It hurts good. The sting mixed with the pleasureable things going on between my thighs turns me on even more.” Tamika
“I know why I love to be spanked. Lol It’s a rush for me. My guy hitting it from behind and slapping the @ss just hypes me up. It makes me wetter and makes me squirt which is a beautiful thing.” Keia G.

Guest Post – Are Women Stupid?

Xillionaire — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:46:11 +0000

Ladies and Gentlemen allow me to introduce you to my blog sister Mrs.Grapevine she has a question for you

Are women stupid? Now, I have had men trying to run game on me, and so I’m not going to act like I’m above being played, but I don’t understand this dumb-girl complex. I don’t mean to call other women dumb, but I don’t know any other way to describe women who keep falling for weak game for the sake of having a man.

Example 1: My friend was dating a basket ball player at our college. She had a car on campus and he didn’t. She would let him borrow her car, and one day she saw him driving another girl around campus in her car. When she called to confront him, he had the nerve to say it wasn’t him. Mind you this is her car, her license plate, and she saw them with her two eyes. He said, “It wasn’t me,” and she started to second guess herself, and said to him, “Maybe it wasn’t my car.”

I’ve always been a guy’s girl, so I have seen this game from both sides of the coin. I have watch guys play girls, and would roll my eyes at how dumb the girls were. Now, I understand being naïve, but you can only be naïve once. I also understand that love can make you do some crazy things, but it can’t turn water into wine. I understand women have self-esteem issues, but a man playing you doesn’t upgrade your self-worth.

Here’s how the story would have ended for me: I would have reported my car stolen, and cut him loose, and watch him try squirm out of the charges. Here is how the story ended for her: My friend chose to believe him and she continued to date him, and now they are married with kids, and she doesn’t love him anymore because of all the crap he put her through. Now that she has the man, she doesn’t want the man. Is this stupidity, or I am missing something?