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Quote of the Day: for the sake of some little mouthful of flesh, we deprive a soul of the sun and light and of that proportion of life and time it had been born into the world to enjoy.

I got a sweet tooth for you girl I’m tempted to taste. I can’t wait to drink your milk You’re looking like a big ole piece of cake. There is a fundamental mistake made by men all over the world, and it give us good oral guys a bad name when we get in a mood like I am in today.

You see a lot of men go down and place a few licks on her, just so she can get frustrated and say let’s just have sex! I know this because I’ve done it before. I’m in that mood today, I want to take a fly shorty and lay her down and eat her from A to Z and from Z to A. I mean eat her like a competitive food eater in one of those competitions. Y’all know what I’m talking about when you see those dudes holding a trophy w/ pie smeared all over their face. Yea like that I want to put my face all up in her middle, b/c my mind tells me that the next woman I eat will taste just like a bag of skittles.

Eating is an art, and there rules to this. So if you men wanna know how to eat it until you need band-aids for your knees here is a step by step guide to going down like a pro.

Ease Down On It

• Before you get ready for your meal it’s best to set the table. Foreplay! It works fellas, kissing is a very sensual move, start by kissing her mouth, soft pecks w/ moist lips, with your hands caressing her face, fingers running through her hair as you move and suck her bottom lip, kissing her neck and running your tongue down the length, work her breast licking your lips again, so they are wet when you graze them across her nipples. A nice way to treat the nipples is to lick from 3 to 9 while massage the other breast and showing both of them equal love. Ease on down stopping at the belly button, and while your down there play w/ her insides from the outside. Push down on her lower abdomen with your outstretched fingers, in sort of a Vulcan death lock, there are some organs in there which stimulate her private part and this will make her just right for eating. If you don’t believe me ask your anatomy professor.

Work The Middle… Rock The Boat

• Gradually move down w/ your fingers, intentionally brushing against her clitoris, and massage the lips of her vagina. I like to take my index finger and my ring finger and push her lips together causing her cl*t to pop up and then massage it w/ my middle finger which I have already made moist, by placing my freshly washed hands into her mouth for lubrication. A guy might want to place her hands on her happy place so she can rub herself the way she likes while he tongue tap her in between her fingers. Forcibly grab her wrist away from her spot and move his tongue across it like Thumper! Tap, Tap, Tap. 

Go for the Kill

• The man should be in a groove now, so pull her lips back and reveal the inside goodness of her goodies, lick it, suck it, poke it, he should do as many things as he can do to it, but pay attention if he does something that she likes she’s going to do one of 2 things moan really loud and tell you not to stop. If she moans real loud keep doing what you’re doing. If she tells you don’t stop, Tell her to shut up and keep doing what she told you not to stop doing. This will turn her on to no end. Females like to feel like they are w/ a MAN! So show her you’re in control and you got this. Eating out is 75% mental.

Batteries Not Included

• The Clit is a delicate flower, and sometimes a guy might need a little help. So just like a gardener needs tools, he should invest in some toys of his own. Buy a bullet! Now sure you can just use hers b/c most women have them, but then you run the risk of licking around a plastic dildo and that’s not a good look. There are a lot of types of bullets, and some changeable tips this adds excitement to the feast you are having. Think of the bullet like hot sauce for the cl*t since it taste like chicken. If you need tips how to eat her w/ a bullet (A sex toy for the none sexual intellectuals) Read this blog I wrote about the topic

After you have ate her right her pussy will be perfect for a wild night of sex and you’ll be more likely to make her cum, so dive in, kiss her to share your meal, bang your manxilla into the side of her walls, throw the head of your manxilla into the bottom of her vag, give her that D that is so good it will make her slap her mama!!!

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A sandwich is good, but a sandwich with cheese is even better. I know I write a lot about oral sex, but I promised this one to someone and I need to come through. Have you ever been ate out with a bullet?

Here is how it’s done.
Start with a lick: The guy places his head between the woman’s legs then he should place his mouth near her vagina. Don’t touch it just yet, take this time to build anticipation and get a good whiff of his meal meal. Depending on the ripeness a meal can be cut short. If everything is good, then he should lay a small soft lick of the coochie, followed by a long lick. Moving his tongue around her lips, and stopping with a few licks to her cl*t. Do this until her lady tunnel is nice and wet.

Turn It On: Next thing a guy should do turn on the bullet, he will notice that his lady will start to pant, and squirm knowing that the bullet is about to touch her in some way she has no control over. While he is continues to lick, suck, and rub her lady part, at some point he should put the bullet on her cl*t. While the bullet is vibrating on her cl*t, he should lick the bottom portion of her “VeeJayJay” I like to place one lip in my mouth, and lick up and down, and then do the same thing to the other lip.

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