I Just Want To Put Your Ankles On Your Earlobes07.22.09

 

Photo by Banks

Photo by Banks

I just want to put your ankles on your earlobes. I want to put you in so many different positions that when you fill out the paper work at for next job, you’ll put doggy style, and reverse cow girl w/ a speciality in putting your own ankles near your ears. I want to do things to you that you’ve only imagined, like having sex in a hot air balloon. I just want to have sex, and I don’t see what the big deal is.

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Quickie: Treat Your Vagina Better Than Your Nails01.25.09

“Do not fear to be excentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.”

On my blog, Designer Vagina, the readers really went in about what defines good vagina, wetness, warmth, dudes not lasting ten minutes and more. It’s really a haven for useful information check it out again and see if you can learn something, one reader Kimberlee went as far as letting women know you have to take more care of your vagina than you do your nails and toes.

The thing is, is many females don’t take care of their vaginas like they do their hair and nails. They always screaming I need 10 inches or bigger. The vagina, although made to carry and birth children, is not made for dicks like baby legs.

For one, hygiene is key.

Second, not using over the counter products to the extent that you damage the natural balance of the vagina (which will produce malodorous scents.

Third, know your vagina’s limitations. With anything that is stretched there should be a period of healing.

If your vagina needs 10 or better, your pussy is about done. You have to always fuck wit nuccas with dicks that big. That is not good in a world of average men who have average dicks. THEY will be the ones to get that pussy, then tell their boys you ruined. (or RUNT) ~ Kimberlee

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