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7. A Bottle of Hot Sauce – Whether it’s franks, Texas Pete or Bull you never know when you’re going to need hot sauce or when your man will need some. So be a good wifey and keep some hot sauce on you.

6. A Rat Tail Comb - Because braiding hair, or a track malfunction can take place at any time in Urban America and with the price of gas so high you might have to do some hair on demand just to get home.

5. MAC lip Gloss - This is needed especially if you’re involved with a dude like me because you never know when you’ll have to re-do your lips. If you know what I mean

4. Smart Phone/Cell - For ordering Chinese food, checking your email or posting a blog, sending a tweet or making an emergency booty call. Hell you might just need to call for back up.

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Just a flashback to help people get through the heat. I Triple Dog Dare y’all to click these links

I wonder if he’s drinking Eva’s bath water? I know I will

Man gets ran over and no one stops to help. Would you?

Obama’s Pound is a terrorist fist jab!! LMAO

10 Reasons Jermaine Durpee is the Luckiest Man on Earth

Chris Brown & Rihanna are just f*cking

Nelly Reminds me of a light skinned Junk Yard Dog

That pregnant man is about to have a baby

Clint Eastwood is a racist Vs. Spike Lee

If you could see the look on my face right now. I started to write this long rant on how big lips are in and how everyone wants to be a nigger. But then I realized that I might as well know who a person is before I bash them. So I google Amanda Lepore and come to find out this is a man!!! So I’ll just reserve my comments to myself.

There will be no pictures of you and Willie May pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run,
or trying to slide that color television into a stolen ambulance. NBC will not be able predict the winner at 8:32 or report from 29 districts.

$34.99 @ Stand Out

There will be no pictures of you and Willie May pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run,
or trying to slide that color television into a stolen ambulance. NBC will not be able predict the winner at 8:32 or report from 29 districts.

$34.99 @ Stand Out

There will be no pictures of you and Willie May pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run,
or trying to slide that color television into a stolen ambulance. NBC will not be able predict the winner at 8:32 or report from 29 districts.

$34.99 @ Stand Out

I have been invited to a bachelorette party *yawn* for my cousin. Nothing thrills my heart anymore than spending an evening in a dusty room that smells of badussy, chicken fingers and bottom-shelf rum&cokes while watching some menz gyrate about in their draws. *Stone-faced* Seriously, I don’t know if men know it, (or care) but male strippers are not the business.

I have found most of the time they are either gay or whoreish or both. Don’t get me wrong, female strippers have the extra sheen of jizz dirt on them also, but the male version just seems worse to me. All mixed with testosterone, S-Curl juice, and AXE deodorant. I.Just.Can’t. Don’t get it wrong, I LOVE men, in all their nekkidness, but that whole rub it on my thigh and I slip a fiver in your thong just doesn’t do it for me.

Well if not for any other reason, than it’s the Key ingredient of the drink of Urban Champions like Pookie, Ray Ray and June Bug. That drink is… Kool-Aid.

$25 @ Howies