Oh, how i would have loved to be a fly on the wall and listen to that conversation. Chris Tucker and Dave Chapelle were hanging out.

Foxy Brown and Rick Ross getting engaged?

Jermaine Dupree is still short, and rich and tagged

My boy got a shout in TIME mag for his contributions to CL

BlogXilla got a mention in the LA TIMES

Beyonce is really wanting a baby these days

Who knew Girlfriend was a pool shark?

Eva knows nothing beats smoking after sex cept more sex.

And I think there may be something to this white toe nail thing

T.I. Snitching? Who knows but somebody got locked up

There is a Marley sex tape? No Kidding

Usher finally let his baby get photographed

These Blue Suede Shoes for my fetish going out of control

Megan Good is looking hella Good

I know some of you may be thinking to your self that, there is no way in hell your man would be hugged up against another female, like Will Smith and Charlize Theron were at the premiere of Hancock. But when you tell your wife what to think, then hey there is nothing to fear. The Fresh Prince told reporters

“Divorce can’t be an option – it’s really that simple. If you just remove the option… because, if you have the option, one day that person’s gonna make you wanna divorce. That’s been a huge part of the success for she (Pinkett Smith) and I… We’re like, ‘Listen, we’re gonna be together one way or the other so might as well try and be happy.”

I need to get my money up asap, yet I wonder is Jada the one who is off or does she just get it? Does she understand that a man may stray but that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t love her anymore or is it just a matter of home being taken care of?

I remember Martin Lawrence told a joke on You So Crazy where he said that the nicer the house is the harder it is for a woman to leave. Maybe its for the kids, no one really nows for sure but why do women stay when they probably should leave?

I know some of you may be thinking to your self that, there is no way in hell your man would be hugged up against another female, like Will Smith and Charlize Theron were at the premiere of Hancock. But when you tell your wife what to think, then hey there is nothing to fear. The Fresh Prince told reporters

“Divorce can’t be an option – it’s really that simple. If you just remove the option… because, if you have the option, one day that person’s gonna make you wanna divorce. That’s been a huge part of the success for she (Pinkett Smith) and I… We’re like, ‘Listen, we’re gonna be together one way or the other so might as well try and be happy.”

I need to get my money up asap, yet I wonder is Jada the one who is off or does she just get it? Does she understand that a man may stray but that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t love her anymore or is it just a matter of home being taken care of?

I remember Martin Lawrence told a joke on You So Crazy where he said that the nicer the house is the harder it is for a woman to leave. Maybe its for the kids, no one really nows for sure but why do women stay when they probably should leave?

I know some of you may be thinking to your self that, there is no way in hell your man would be hugged up against another female, like Will Smith and Charlize Theron were at the premiere of Hancock. But when you tell your wife what to think, then hey there is nothing to fear. The Fresh Prince told reporters

“Divorce can’t be an option – it’s really that simple. If you just remove the option… because, if you have the option, one day that person’s gonna make you wanna divorce. That’s been a huge part of the success for she (Pinkett Smith) and I… We’re like, ‘Listen, we’re gonna be together one way or the other so might as well try and be happy.”

I need to get my money up asap, yet I wonder is Jada the one who is off or does she just get it? Does she understand that a man may stray but that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t love her anymore or is it just a matter of home being taken care of?

I remember Martin Lawrence told a joke on You So Crazy where he said that the nicer the house is the harder it is for a woman to leave. Maybe its for the kids, no one really nows for sure but why do women stay when they probably should leave?

I know some of you may be thinking to your self that, there is no way in hell your man would be hugged up against another female, like Will Smith and Charlize Theron were at the premiere of Hancock. But when you tell your wife what to think, then hey there is nothing to fear. The Fresh Prince told reporters

“Divorce can’t be an option – it’s really that simple. If you just remove the option… because, if you have the option, one day that person’s gonna make you wanna divorce. That’s been a huge part of the success for she (Pinkett Smith) and I… We’re like, ‘Listen, we’re gonna be together one way or the other so might as well try and be happy.”

I need to get my money up asap, yet I wonder is Jada the one who is off or does she just get it? Does she understand that a man may stray but that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t love her anymore or is it just a matter of home being taken care of?

I remember Martin Lawrence told a joke on You So Crazy where he said that the nicer the house is the harder it is for a woman to leave. Maybe its for the kids, no one really nows for sure but why do women stay when they probably should leave?

1. I never really liked you, I don’t even respect you as a man, you’re a sloppy second loving mother fucking snake… and I hope you die Honestly I think you’re Gay not that anything wrong w/ it b/c I’m cool w/ a few gays dudes but you need to come out the closet dog. I really don’t like you and I’m looking for the perfect excuse to fight you. And No Dana this is not about who you think it’s about.

2. I could care less if you ever breath again.

3. Me and You know who still talk on the regular, so nanny nanny boo boo to you.

4. You’re the coolest dude on the face of the earth, and w/o you I wouldn’t be possible you inspire me to be more like you, and although you play the humble a lot I know you’re just as arrogant as I am.

5. I want to pour baby oil on that ass and smack it.

6. I don’t really know the purpose of this blog but hey there is a bunch of shit I wanted to say and damn it i’m going to say it. That chicken head was the worst thing to ever happen to me, and y’all fucking love her now. Lames.

7. I wouldn’t spit on you to put out a fire that was engulfing your flesh like burnt bar b que

8. Oh you mad b/c I’m styling you?

9. If six cripple kids jumped you in my presence, I’d jump in

10. To help the Cripple kids of course, i fucking hate you guts.

11. I know it’s number 11 but I never loved anybody like i loved you. You hold me down and I’m not letting this pass me by.

12. I’d fuck you

13. up

14. Remember that night you came over to my house and did that thing w/ your tongue… WOW I beat off to that time often…

15. I probably fucked your favorite blogger.

16. Really!! I’m not lying.

17. the circumference of your waist, makes me do somersaults, skittle hops and man twirls.

18. Stank pussy is a very bad thing and you should look in to handling that.

19. speaking of stank cooch, I wonder if that cooch smells any better than it did that day in the park, sure it was 10 years ago, but damn!! I never realized you were a whore until I seen your myspace page. Now I feel stupid for not recognizing it sooner. Not that there is anything wrong w/ being a slut, I mean I love sluts. But damn…

20. No I’m not drunk.

21. Your arms are super hairy for a chick, and I never liked you either you talk entirely too much and you gave me this damn addiction to newports. I will secretly hate you forever and I wish you had a myspace page so i could invite to read my blogs so you can read number 21 b/c it’s about you.

22. We had the best phone sex in the fucking world.

23. Dude you’ll never be me so stop trying.

24. Homie, wearing shades indoors is wack, specially at work. But I wouldn’t expect anything less from you.

25. You know what? I appreciate every good morning you send me, before my yahoo messenger loads.

26. I know you gotta man, and all but i’m saying.

27. You know your girl told me you **deleted**, and the only reason she stayed w/ you that long was b/c you **deleted**… but she thought you were an idiot, like really really dumb

28. What the hell do you do for a living i mean for real I heard of being busy and all damn this is crazy

29. You got some nappy ass hair you know that right? Like for real it’s super nappy. I’m jealous You should lock it up, you’d look a little better.

30. If you read something and you thought it was about you… It wasn’t I don’t like you enough to write something negative about you. trust me If, If I wrote something in here about you, you would KNOW IT.. b/c I haven’t typed a single word in here that I didn’t already tell someone. So There another Nanny nanny Boo boo

Join Xillionaire tonight as Team Takeoff will interviews me about my website, new radio show, and they’ll talk about the power of temptation tonight on their live podcast tonight @ 9:30 pm EST -Click here to set a reminder or listen live.

Until then here is some new music

Lil Wayne – Prostitute Pt. 2

Lil Wayne – Whip It

Lupe Fiasco – Gangsta Groove

Rocko Feat Rasheada – Tomorrow

7. A Bottle of Hot Sauce – Whether it’s franks, Texas Pete or Bull you never know when you’re going to need hot sauce or when your man will need some. So be a good wifey and keep some hot sauce on you.

6. A Rat Tail Comb - Because braiding hair, or a track malfunction can take place at any time in Urban America and with the price of gas so high you might have to do some hair on demand just to get home.

5. MAC lip Gloss - This is needed especially if you’re involved with a dude like me because you never know when you’ll have to re-do your lips. If you know what I mean

4. Smart Phone/Cell - For ordering Chinese food, checking your email or posting a blog, sending a tweet or making an emergency booty call. Hell you might just need to call for back up.

3. Wet Wipes - Some times a simple napkin won’t do the job and if you ever decide to have a mid day rendezvous then you’ll need to freshen up in a hurry and this can hold you over until you get to a sink.

2. Condoms - Lets face it a lot of these toddlers are here because there were no condoms available. That snot nose kid in your neighborhood that you know will grow up and try to impregnant, sell drugs to, or rob your child is a direct result of no condom-assness

1. Box Cutter - At some point of your life, you’re going to have to cut a flicker. Slice slice slash slash. A b*tch in your face? Cut em, she looking at your man? Cut her. Dude grab your booty in the club slash him. Play pimping in the parking lot? Slash his tires when he’s not looking. Remy needs company.

Just a flashback to help people get through the heat. I Triple Dog Dare y’all to click these links

I wonder if he’s drinking Eva’s bath water? I know I will

Man gets ran over and no one stops to help. Would you?

Obama’s Pound is a terrorist fist jab!! LMAO

10 Reasons Jermaine Durpee is the Luckiest Man on Earth

Chris Brown & Rihanna are just f*cking

Nelly Reminds me of a light skinned Junk Yard Dog

That pregnant man is about to have a baby

Clint Eastwood is a racist Vs. Spike Lee