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When it comes to sex, just call me “Daddy Long Stroke”. I’ll admit it, I love it when my lady calls me daddy during sex, and I never really had a problem getting any of my women to call me daddy during sex. But, I have noticed a lot of women say they don’t understand the phenomenon. So allow me to splain it to you. Here are 5 reasons men like to be called daddy during sex.

The James Evans Factor: Think about dads of old. Back when being a father was common in the urban community and not something to be rewarded. I think power, respect, compentence. When I think of fathers I think of a man who takes care of home. A man who protects her so good its sexy. James Evans was the type of father who you knew would beat that ass. He had a look that would send chills up your spine. So when my lady calls me daddy I feel like superman like right at that moment while I’ll all in her ribs with the manxilla. I’m her protector, I’m her super man.

Kiss My Boo Boo: Ever girl needs their daddy. So when my lady calls me daddy she’s telling me she needs me. She needs me to kiss her to make her feel better, she’s telling me she needs me to drive the manxilla deeper inside of her, to make all of her troubles go away.

All Girls Say It: Another one of the main reasons men like to be called daddy is because all girls have said this at one time or another. I think y’all know what that phrase is: “You ain’t my daddy” well now that’s not what you said last night. I know for me, once a girl says that to me, it is now my goal to make her not only call me daddy, but to make her scream it. Once she screams daddy ain’t much else she can say after that.

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We all love oral sex, but what’s the best position to get it? While surfing online I came across a great tip for men, and I added a few other tips for women who might want to get better at their craft as well.

Some positions are better than others for getting easy (and precise) access to her body. Lay your lady on her back with her legs spread apart and her knees slightly bent. Lie on your stomach between her legs and place both your arms under her legs (this leaves your hands free). Sitting in the same position also works well, but you can put both your hands under her butt, holding her up and bringing her closer to you. Another good option is to have her lie back on the bed with her butt near the edge, her feet resting on the edge of the bed, and you kneel in front of her. These are not the only options, but they are good for starters.

More Tips Include:

5 Oral Techniques He’ll Love You For

3 Nice Ways To Say ‘You’re Terrible At This’ 

6 Great Ways A Beginner Can Perform Oral Like A Pro

3 Amazing Tips To Give Her Multiple Orgasms 

21 Tweets About Sucking!

Nothing like a nice load on a woman’s face to really get a guy going. She seemed to enjoy it too. Well of course in this video it was ice cold Sprite from a banned Sprite commercial in Germany and not man milk, but it leads me to the even bigger question. Why do women seem to enjoy smearing baby batter on their face?

I love when a woman allows me to spread my seed all over her chin, cheek and occasionally in her nostrils and eyeballs like jelly on a PB&J sanwich. I simply love it. Nothing beats the feeling of beating up the coochie long that she’ll bust 3 or more times and then I roll over on my back to get topped off by a nice beautiful model. I love when she puts her mouth on me and receives me in her mouth and then when I get ready to explode she turns her face to the side and smears all my gooey baby batter on her face and into her skin. That is love right there. Women seem to enjoy this act so much, I often wonder what goes through her mind while she’s doing this?

I know for me, I love smearing a woman’s wetness all over my face during those long munch sessions. It makes me feel like a champion. It’s a badge of honor to me. When I’m done I wear her on my face and beat it up, go back down and eat it up, then come back up and beat it up some more. Every now and then you get a woman who will flinch when the man juice rockets out of the manxilla, but a true sexual intellectual is willing to take it on the face no flinching allowed.

I often wonder is there a criteria about this too? I know some women will only swallow certain men, their boyfriends, long standing jumpoffs, or the guy who got them super drunk at the club. I say to all the ladies, of blogxilla.com take it on the face, wear that batter batter with pride and smile like the lovely snow bunny in this banned sprite ad after she took that chocolate meat deep in her throat. It’s a badge of honor, a seal of approval that our love is worth a little man milk on your chin, cheek or forehead. Rub it in and leave it there, fall to sleep and wake up with an extra bit of crust on your face. We’ll love you for it in the morning.

Would You Take It On The Face?

First I go as deep as I can, and insert the manxilla inside her wetness and I make it jump. While its in it’s erect position I slide myself out and drill it back inside her slowly. ~ 5 Amazing Ways To Improve Your Motion In The Ocean
 

Another tip to reduce wait time is to get proactive. Suck the dick Snippet from ~ I’m Ready For Round 2

Hey Ladies! Are you tired of having sex, and not reaching the mountain top? Have you experienced peen small to big and still can’t get the O’Face? Well here is your guide to having a successful orgasm. 

Do you want to have an orgasm this week? Most times at the end of sex the female is left “near the mountain top” while the man is in dreamland… snoring. Not to worry ladies I’ve spoke with a few of my female friends and came up with a woman’s guide to achieving an orgasm.

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Frankly, I don’t give a damn if a chick fakes it or not, but I can tell when if I put it down, or if I struck out, or I was just average. When you put it down your lover will let you know without saying a word. Mainly because there are a few things that happen after amazing mind blowing sex.

Snuggie: One of the signs that all of the stroking, poking and motion was really the bomb is when your lover wants to cuddle after sex. If she places her head on your chest or places her hand around your body chances are she loved how you made her feel. Now while this isn’t always a telltale sign that you put it down it at least means that she likes you.

The Flip Side:

• VISpandex@blogxilla wash it off!! quickly!!

Maka A Sandwich - Its just like training a dog how to do tricks, if you do something good you get a treat. That’s why if your boo rolls out of bed and into the kitchen and makes you a sandwich, or get you something to drink. It’s safe to say you did the damn thing. If they are too tired to move, and ask you to get up and get them something to eat or drink… That is also good. But if you hear “*expletive* get me sunthing to drink” You probably failed.

Flip Side

• QueenBD@BlogXilla chocoholic so id have to eat a chocolate to get some sort of aphrodisiac crazy but true

 
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I didn’t do anything this weekend, other than work on a few projects and tried my hardest to get this website up that I’ve been working on for months. Even though it was 80 degrees and nice for the first time this year in NYC I stayed inside. Then it happened, she called me.

The girl from my last Cinderella story which was to be continued, the one I couldn’t complete because the memories of pleasure that were just too much to bare. This woman in her 30’s who I had to put it on, and despite her running from the ManXilla I wanted her bad as f*ck. We recently tried to hook up and some how the reason for us hooking up got confused along the way. I thought we were getting a room and having another round she thought we were catching a movie. We ended parting ways in the middle of the street on the block we once got busy in the dead of winter. 

As she talked to me, I couldn’t help but relive that moment in the hotel room. I thought about how I drove myself deep inside of her one of her legs on my shoulder, my hand on her throat, my mouth on her mouth as I moved in and out of her pussy. I thought of my mouth on her breasts, and how I licked her nipples. I sucked each one both hard in my mouth. I moved inside of her, my hips putting it work, arching my back and trying to keep up with her continuous inching backwards. Every statement she made to me over the phone sounded like her moans and her cries to God to me. 

It was my time to speak, and I’m not sure if I said this out loud or not, but my mind said I want to f*ck the sh*t out of you. That is what I would have rather been doing this weekend. I think she mentioned the movies, and I thought how she rode me in the movie theater for everyone to see. She was such a freak and she should be mines. That is still in my mind to this day. She came on the manxilla, so hard I felt her cum. She was trying to grab my locks which were tied up into a ponytail. I ripped her hand off and unleashed my locked and let them fall all over her face. She quickly took a handful of my hair and begged for me to f*ck her. Best believe I f*cked her like I hated her, since I knew she wasn’t mine. I was reaching that point and I pulled out ripped off the condom and bust all over her stomach.

This conversation brought back memories of how she didn’t run and clean off my liquid babies, she just laid there as we caught our breathe. It was my time to talk again, and I couldn’t help but think about how we started round two with a kiss, I wanted it again I was rock hard, I rolled on the magnum and slide inside of her. I went to put her legs back on my shoulders and she fought me, she folder her legs indian style, her feet on my chest. She knows I have a thing for feet. I loved holding them in my hands as I slide in and out of her. I shook my hair out of my face and went to work. I entered forcefully, banging her ladies hole. I slide out easy gave her a few shallow strokes, her insides felt so good on the manxilla. I dug in deep, heard her moan, I put my finger in her mouth and felt her soft lips, her warm mouth… Then I grabbed her jaw and went in hard and fast. 

We switched positions again, this time doggy, and it was in this position that all these feelings I have for this girl happened. She screamed out my full name, and she told me she loved me. I knew it was bullshit, but just hearing it said and did sometime to me. She continued to call my full government name, told me she wanted me to write about her and told me she loved me. She must have said these things 100 times if she said them once. She said it as she rode me, she said it was she placed her hand on my neck, she said it as I reached back up and grabbed her neck and squeezed hard. She told me she loved me as she reached her hand onto the back of my head and grabbed my locks. She called out my full name as she fell on top of my while riding me and licked and kissed on my neck. She certainly know how to ride dick, but I figured she would.

I pushed her over, got on top and went in again, it gets kind of fuzzy because we did it all night long and before I knew it, it was damn near morning and all of these condoms were either on the floor or in the trash and even some on the bed with us. I was exhausted and hungry. She wanted to leave, and thats when reality hit… this woman who called my full government name during sex, and told me she loved me… belonged to someone else. I asked her to give me this night, and she did. First thing in the morning we went our separate ways and it seems like this was the end of our sexual relationship. That’s why it took me so long to write part two, but now that it’s out the way… Maybe more cinderella stories will come. At least until I find my Cinderella.

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Unforgettable sex is much more than a big manxilla and a great stroke. Emotion + passion + environment equal great sex. With that said here is how you can plan an unforgettable night.

This guide can apply to both men and women. There is no rule that says a woman cannot set the mood for unforgettable sex. It may even help her not get cheated on, but I still caution the ladies to make sure he is a good dude before you go this far for a guy.

Get a room – Sex can become routine and boring when you are in a relationship. After every date you hit the crib and have sex, so a change of scenery alone can make it a night you will never forget. I suggest buying a room at the best hotel in town or even one a few towns over. Some hotels and inns have specialty rooms. Even consider a bed and breakfast.

Let them know it’s on and popping.

• Send your lover an invitation to the night festivities. You can send flowers or an edible arrangement to their job or actually mail a card letting them know tonight is going to unforgettable. Ladies have ways of making a simple letter extremely pleasant. If she is truly a sexual intellectual she may even include a pair of her panties.
• Not to leave the guys out why not send her an outfit? Buy her that little black dress and red high heel shoes along with an appointment to get her nail done and maybe even lady part waxed. That way you know she will be right, just the way you like her. Maybe even suggest a coochie hair style.

 Arrive early: If you decided to get a room you can prepare the room with candles and oils to make the scent more enjoyable. Having another surprise in the room is also dope. People like gifts and ladies if you this extra mile for your man trust me he will appreciate it. It’s tax time you can break him off with something. If he doesn’t appreciate your gesture, leave him for another dude who will. 

Now that the room is set, here is the most important part. Plan a dope date. Dinner is always good, just make sure that your lover is in the mood for that type of food. Also a great date should be something that you don’t do often. Sure a movie is fun and entertaining but add to it. Visit a museum, a comedy show or a play. Do something different! How about a trip to the sex shop?Looking at all the different types of adult entertainment is fun. 

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Every man needs at least four ways to d*ck her down real good. I mean what good is a big member if you do not know how to use it, and every girl I’ve ever talked sex with has told me that if a guy has a small member he should at least know how to swing his Vienna sausage. So I am offering up a few ways to sling the D like a porn star.

The Lift: The Manxilla is a muscle, and if you have control of the man stick you should be able to make it jump or move without touching it. I call this the lift.

• First I go as deep as I can, and insert the manxilla inside her wetness and I make it jump. While its in it’s erect position I slide myself out and drill it back inside her slowly. A nibble on the neck, a yank of her hair, or just grabbing her jaw. It can do wonders during sex.