I Just Want To Put Your Ankles On Your Earlobes07.22.09

 

Photo by Banks

Photo by Banks

I just want to put your ankles on your earlobes. I want to put you in so many different positions that when you fill out the paper work at for next job, you’ll put doggy style, and reverse cow girl w/ a speciality in putting your own ankles near your ears. I want to do things to you that you’ve only imagined, like having sex in a hot air balloon. I just want to have sex, and I don’t see what the big deal is.

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5 Signs You’re Dating A Stalker03.23.09

 

Photo By Pudge Photos

Photo By Pudge Photos

“Being with an insanely jealous person is like being in the room with a dead mammoth.” Mike Nichols. An overprotective relationship can seem like you are serving a jail term where you get to have sex at least once a week. One day while walking out of my apt in NC, I saw this girl whom I haven’t seen since the day I moved in, she was walking super fast, I later found out she was sneaking out of the house to escape her alcoholic boyfriend who beat her up and kept her tied down with the baby. She would have done anything I wanted her to do, just for the experience of being free that night. I didn’t take her up on her offer, although something deep down inside wanted to, because she was beautiful. But, for the year I never seen her I wonder if she knew she was in a toxic relationship.

Here are some signs you’re with an overprotective lover:

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I Wasn’t Thinking Lifetime Bond, I Thought Nice Booty02.19.09

It’s been said that “A woman should perform the duties of a wife without any complaints, give birth to good children and bring them up as ideal citizens.” In the very next breath, writer Robert Nathan believed that “A man’s family sets him apart from all other living creatures. Only man stands with his children from first to last, from birth to death, and to the grave.” I think there are very few real men and women in this world. Maybe that is why when a woman tinkle’s on that plastic stick, her mind goes through hell, and a man rarely thinks life time bond, as he give her the $250 to handle her business.
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