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From The Archive – 7 Things Women Keep In Her Purse

Xillionaire — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:43:48 +0000

Women carry bags, big bags at that. But, what exactly do they carry in their pocketbooks? Here is a list of 7 things that all women should carry in their purse.

7. A Bottle of Hot Sauce – Whether it’s franks, Texas Pete or Bull you never know when you’re going to need hot sauce or when your man will need some. So be a good wifey and keep some hot sauce on you.
6. A Rat Tail Comb – Because braiding hair, or a track malfunction can take place at any time in Urban America and with the price of gas so high you might have to do some hair on demand just to get home.
5. MAC lip Gloss – This is needed especially if you’re involved with a dude like me because you never know when you’ll have to re-do your lips. If you know what I mean
4. Smart Phone/Cell – For ordering Chinese food, checking your email or posting a blog, sending a tweet or making an emergency booty call. Hell you might just need to call for back up.
3. Wet Wipes – Some times a simple napkin won’t do the job and if you ever decide to have a mid day rendezvous then you’ll need to freshen up in a hurry and this can hold you over until you get to a sink.
2. Condoms – Lets face it a lot of these toddlers are here because there were no condoms available. That snot nose kid in your neighborhood that you know will grow up and try to impregnant, sell drugs to, or rob your child is a direct result of no condom-assness
1. Box Cutter – At some point of your life, you’re going to have to cut a flicker. Slice slice slash slash. A b*tch in your face? Cut em, she looking at your man? Cut her. Dude grab your booty in the club slash him. Play pimping in the parking lot? Slash his tires when he’s not looking.

Pharrell To Enter Fatherhood – Links

Xillionaire — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 20:03:43 +0000

My people over at Soulful Vibes are reporting that Pharell is about to become a father. According to SV he has been dating a model he met in Miami and after serveral months of dating she is with child. She has been seen backstage with him but since he’s very private they have not released any details. Congrats to you P if it’s true.

Halle Berry let Baby Nahla get snapped by the paparazzi

Frankie is a MILF… IStan for her

If it wasn’t for Photoshop erasing stretch marks…She wouldn’t have a career

@ Greg Streets 13th Anniversary Down South Takeover Trey Songz had a lot of food

Kayne West was spotted in NYC

If you don’t know who Asher Roth is… You’re slow

Brittany Spears could be my Whooty

Jay-Z Is Playing The Lottery

Xillionaire — Tue, 20 May 2008 12:06:42 +0000

I’ve been a fan of Jay-Z for a long time and its so inspiring to see this man accomplish so much. Jay grew up in the projects just like many people I know as well as myself. Now after signing multiple multi-million dollar business deals Sean Carter will represent his NJ Nets at the NBA draft. “This is very exciting and I hope my nickname ‘Lucky Lefty’ holds up,” Jigga said in a press release. I hope he doesn’t do anything stupid.

ESPN will air the NBA Draft Lottery at 8 p.m. EST before Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals between the Boston Celtics and Detroit Pistons. Source

If Jay need to learn how to win the lotto all he needs to do is ask me.

First thing you need to do when you play the lotto is follow the crazy person in the hood because God has a fetish for idiots and retards.

Quick Picks, letting the computer pick yesterday’s winning number just doesn’t work.

Do you know what a Gambling Orgy is? It’s when all the employees of a company throw in a few dollars and try to hit the lotto. Mostly never works but one person comes back with a duffle bag full of lottery tickets and they all spend the rest of the day talking about how they are going to tell the job they quit and walk out if they win. “Imma smack Mr. Gillacutty with a hunnid dolla bill” SMCH!!