From The Archive – 7 Things Women Keep In Her Purse • 10.06.08
Women carry bags, big bags at that. But, what exactly do they carry in their pocketbooks? Here is a list of 7 things that all women should carry in their purse.
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7. A Bottle of Hot Sauce – Whether it’s franks, Texas Pete or Bull you never know when you’re going to need hot sauce or when your man will need some. So be a good wifey and keep some hot sauce on you.
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6. A Rat Tail Comb – Because braiding hair, or a track malfunction can take place at any time in Urban America and with the price of gas so high you might have to do some hair on demand just to get home.
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5. MAC lip Gloss – This is needed especially if you’re involved with a dude like me because you never know when you’ll have to re-do your lips. If you know what I mean
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4. Smart Phone/Cell – For ordering Chinese food, checking your email or posting a blog, sending a tweet or making an emergency booty call. Hell you might just need to call for back up.
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3. Wet Wipes – Some times a simple napkin won’t do the job and if you ever decide to have a mid day rendezvous then you’ll need to freshen up in a hurry and this can hold you over until you get to a sink.
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2. Condoms – Lets face it a lot of these toddlers are here because there were no condoms available. That snot nose kid in your neighborhood that you know will grow up and try to impregnant, sell drugs to, or rob your child is a direct result of no condom-assness
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1. Box Cutter – At some point of your life, you’re going to have to cut a flicker. Slice slice slash slash. A b*tch in your face? Cut em, she looking at your man? Cut her. Dude grab your booty in the club slash him. Play pimping in the parking lot? Slash his tires when he’s not looking.
