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There are just a few things I will never do to a woman for fear of having my d*ck cut off. Every now and then while sending out a question on twitter I get a response that makes me think… She tried to cut his ass. Never the less men still do some pretty wild things, but when does it cross the line? Well here is are a few things I’ll never do because they might get me cut.
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Twitter is taking over the nation, so much so that the nations top politicians were sending tweets during Obama’s address. One person even called Michelle Obama a babe! So I decided to search Twitter for people talking about balls, nuts and a special request for tea bagging.
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This is my third sex on twitter blog, and I’m still getting shocked by the stuff people tweet on twitter. So this edition, I decided to focus on the vagina and it’s nicknames. You’re in for a wild ride, one chick said she put pop rocks inside of her… yeah happy reading.
Since my last sex on twitter blog I’ve been on the look out for twerts which catch my eye. I’ve came across people tweeting about having sex, and the results are hilarious.
By now, I’m sure most of you have heard of twitter, and many of you may even have a twitter account. One thing I realized is that people ‘twert’ a lot of crazy stuff. So, last night in an effort to entertain you I thought it would be a great idea to search twitter to see who was twitting about my favorite topic, oral sex. The results were shocking.
I keep hearing more and more women say this. My home girl Aura from ATF brought this to my attention to I decided to open this up to my twitter freaks to see what they had to say.
popjunkie @BlogXilla He text me 10 times in 15 minutes… Insecurity is bitch status
savvyfatty @BlogXilla Bragd abt how big it was.Then I said PULL IT OUT! He did &it was on newborn status. Then he covered it, saying “I embarasd myslf”
MartineATF @blogxilla: just yesterday, this guy was literally sitting next to his phone waiting 4 me 2 call.. Every 30 mins he’d hit me up Or when a guy is strictly your friend and he starts with.. “It really hurt my feelings when…”
TNHOTT @blogxilla he stay talking sweet love talk instead of just blowing the back out
EssAyKay @blogxilla delete me from his myspace page cuz he didnt get his way.
AgentDjeff @BlogXilla A: Kept arguing-going back and forth, contending just for what seemed like the “funofit”. Yea…bitch move pahhtna! lol
cristalbubblin @BlogXilla my ex and I got into an arguement about me going out with my girls and drinking. he got on his knees, started crying, and begged 2nd this guy I work with, a girl told him he looked chunky at the club and he wouldn’t leave the dj booth for 2 hours lmao
KittyCleopatra @BlogXilla scream & jump backwards after seeing a spider
Imagine you come home from a long day of work and you find, your lover on the couch pleasing them self. What do you do? Now a female is more likely to find this more upsetting than a man. A man will just join in, as a female will start arguing because females tend to think that porn is cheating or they feel like the women in “Horny Mother and Daughters 4″ are hotter than them, or they just tend to think he’s sick. Regardless a woman catching her man watching porn equals a problem.
Chances are that if by some odd reason you were to ask a female what’s her “number” she is going to tell you a digit that isn’t 2 characters long. It’s not that she’s only slept with under 10 guys its just that she doesn’t count about 90% of them. So I asked a few of my female twitter friends what makes a guy not count towards their number and here is what I got back. I warn you the answers are brutally honest and hilarious at the same time.
