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C.A.F. Confusion After [the f-word]ing. Why does this happen? We all have heard it said, sex confusing things. Two people have been talking as friends for a while and one too many long island ice teas later they’ve slept together and things gets nuts.

She now thinks she is his girlfriend. She starts checking his cell phone, looking under his car seats for condom wrappers and smelling his dick whenever she sees him. Even when they bump into each other at the grocery store. She starts to call his house at all times of the night to see if she hears “that B*tch” in the background. She does things she never has done before because she is now dicknotized.

He nows stalks her myspace page, threatens to beat up her play brothers, real brothers and cousins because they blinked in her presence. He shows up at her job, trying to take her out to lunch at 8am in the morning. She calls her 50 million times to which she ignores every single call like her phone doesn’t ring. He then calls from a block number like she didn’t see his number on her caller id 2 milliseconds earlier. SMCH

They are both confused. But for what? You just had sex idiots, you were drunk and horny and your “friend” was in the room at the time. It doesn’t mean you now hold the exclusive rights. It means that you just slept with your friend because you were drunk and horny. Or whatever the circumstances might be. It’s nothing more. Sex should never confuse things. Unless you define everything out nothing changes. Or I should say nothing should change. What do you think?

I think many of us have been down that road when you find out that the person you just started dating, or at least have a mutual interest in, has kids. You really like this person, so you think you might give it chance, or perhaps their children don’t bother you at all… yet. I’ve come up with some reasons why it is not a good idea to get in a relationship with someone with kids. (more…)

Before Jay-z and Beyonce, before Nick Cannon and Mariah, and before Fantasia & Dro the number 1 hood couple was Aaliyah & Dame Dash. In my opinion the coolest hip hop couple ever. Dame once said of Aaliyah “Wherever we were was like our own little party, in our own little world. She was the only girl that got to hang out with my homeboys on the level of a homeboy. It was like being able to be with your homeboy and your girl at the same time” If that’s not hood love. For the rest of the list (more…)

Apparently there is an actually Ghetto Film School where Dame Dash & Marky Mark are on the advisory board. Part of there mission statement is “ASSETS-BASED teaching – recognizing the glass is also “half-full” with today’s urban youth” I wonder if they teach people how to make movies like Soul Plane and Death of a Dynasty. Oh and the 2 woman Dame is hugged up with are also in attendance at the 4th Annual Ghetto Film School benefit dinner and awards ceremony at Bottino on June 9, 2008 in New York City. I bet they served Fried Chicken and Watermelon.

If you could see the look on my face right now. I started to write this long rant on how big lips are in and how everyone wants to be a nigger. But then I realized that I might as well know who a person is before I bash them. So I google Amanda Lepore and come to find out this is a man!!! So I’ll just reserve my comments to myself.

Tina said: “Beyonce was one of the ones that were sitting in front of her little television, her little self looking at the big screen when I was Tina in the ‘Ike and Tina Turner days’ and she took from all the stars at the time. Diana Ross influenced her, I influenced her. What I like about her is that she knows what she’s doing, she really did her homework and decided to stay elegant. She’s not rock ‘n’ roll – she’s totally elegant. Unless your rock ‘n’ roll from the heart you can’t mimic that. The stance, the movements, it has to come from the inside.” Source

Newsflash Tina, I don’t think Beyonce was born, I do think all those blows to the head did something to your thought process. Looooovvveee Yooooo