The Drought – “My Vagina Is Depressed” • 10.17.08
The Following blog was written by J.Knox for BlogXilla.com
It’s been said that women reach their sexual peak between the ages of 30 and 45. I’m 27 and my peak came early. I’ve always had a healthy sexual appetite, but in the last year or so, I’ve become a monster. If I am not having sex, I am thinking and/or talking about it. I am currently on a four-plus times a week d*ck diet, anything less and I turn into a wicked B-word. I’m not exactly content with the four times, but because folks have gotta work and pay bills, I guess it will suffice. However, trust that masturbation has become a daily habit like flossing after every meal. It’s bad. But, damn it’s so good.
I have friends, some in their 30’s, who go on year-long sexual sabbaticals like its nothing at all. How do they do it? A whole YEAR?!?! Here is how yours truly handled a recent five day drought… I sent the following “Disposition Disclaimer” to my roommate and closest friends;
