The following was written by Miss Sex ED, for BlogXilla.com

Previously: She Probably Doesn’t Count You

There will usually come a point in a young ladies life when she will say to herself, “That was a waste of time,” or “I could’ve had a V8.” And the reason behind that statement is usually a guy that just totally disappointed you in bed and made you have this conversation with your girl:

“So how was (insert name here) last night?”

“Who? Oh, girl he doesn’t count.”

I can’t be the only one that has had this conversation before. Let me give you a quick run down on what happened the last time I had this problem. I was talking to this guy for awhile and things were cool. We enjoyed each other’s company, chemistry was there, and we were kind of inseparable for a little minute. So ultimately the time came to do what adults do. He comes over to my apartment and we were chilling watching TV (isn’t that how it all begins). Cuddling leads to kissing, which leads to touching, which leads to more foreplay and him putting on a condom and getting on top of me.

I place a pillow under my butt for prime positioning and get ready. He enters me slowly and after about three strokes I’m swiveling my hips throwing it back at him. All of a sudden I hear him murmur something. Now, I hate having to say, “Huh” during sex, especially when it’s dirty talk, so I pay it no mind. Next thing I know, his face changes up and he nuts. So you already know in my head I’m like, “Oh hell naw.” I look at the clock and I swear only one minute had passed. You know what he said? “I’m sorry…I just wanted it so bad.”

So in my mind I immediately put him in the category. What does it take for you to put someone in the “He doesn’t count” category where you act like it never happened and will deny it until the day you die? And guys, do you ever see a girl and think, “Damn I wish I hadn’t banged that chick?”

Can you name a time that you just don’t count towards your number