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Martine & Aura of Allthatsfab.com

These 2 lovely ladies are the bomb, Martine and I are already in love she just doesn’t know it yet. Aura well I’m scared of her, but she knows I love her. They are like sexy Step sisters to me who you peek at them while they’re in the shower.

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10. Oral sex is your get out of jail free card. Nice shoes & jewelry also work.

• Going Down can change her mood… But make sure you give her the royal treatment I will be writing another how to eat p*ssy blog soon

9. If you f*cked things up and she seems cool with it. She’s not. (See directly above.)

• get back to eating the coochie!!! Nuff Said. but be careful she might start faking being mad if your good enough at it… and that might not be a bad thing

8. She loves it when you tell her what on your mind, even if you don’t understand what you’re thinking.

• Tell her what’s on your mind, we men like to feel like we can do it all ourselves but females are programmed to be supporters, listeners, etc let her know your master plan she may be able to help you get there quicker.

7. Surprises & gifts for Her = more loving.

• Instead of giving your Extra dollars to TA-TA-LALISCOUS at Strokers stop by the mall and pick out something nice for your shorty. You might want to consult either her female Friends or your Female Friends before doing this. There are a lot of good sites out there that are not paying me to give them free promotion

6. You’re not her daddy so don’t tell her what to do.

• Ask her if she can, or if she would mind instead of demanding she do something. Make her feel like it’s a democracy… wait our gov’t is a democracy right? Well scratch that!!! But give her an option.

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Maxim’s Hot 100 Party

Elise Neal is a looker, I mean it looks like she left her dress home and came in lingerie!! I’m not complaining I love it. But what I don’t love is the use of the word freaks “Shawty is a Freak…” It irks the hell out of me. You meet someone and they ask you how freaky are you. I’m not freaky I’m am I Sexual Intellectual. (more…)