We’ve all had this happen to us, you’re on the phone with your boo talking about sex when they ask you what’s your favorite position. Most people say the same thing, me on top or doggy style. So what I’m going to start doing is give you a new position to try out weekly. I call this one Sofa Sex

The guy sits on the couch, the female gets on top of him, her breast facing him, she tucks her feet into the cushion of the sofa where the back and the seat connect. After a few bounces on the “manxilla” she grabs onto his arms and leans back until she’s laying down while he’s sitting and proceeds to ride him. He uses his arms to help her glide back and forth on the “manxilla”

Why it’s hot
Doing this position it allows for the both of you to see everything going on plus if she has good balance it opens the cl*t up for him to stimulate with a wet thumb. Not to mention all the calories you’ll burn. So enjoy and happy love making.

Romeo knows how good college life is, and can be. That’s clear because he just turn down a movie deal to stay in school and play basketball.

Romeo has agreed to abide by all NCAA regulations, but I think a lot of their rules will need to be updated to take into account a person of his magnitude and his past accomplishments,” the rapper’s father said.

“I couldn’t be more proud of my son’s decision to choose education and athletics over money. Being a student athlete takes a lot of hard work and discipline.”

He was going to star in a movie about the first black player signed to the NBA. But passing up on college life? I say no, there is too much p*ssy there. So I’m here to give you 17 ways to get some in college..

• Have food in your room. Nothing works better than supporting a broke college student
• Have ID, someone has to buy the liquor
• Wait for the drunk girl to stumble out the party and fall on you
• Have Weed
• Understand calculus
• Have the hook up on something… anything
• Promote the parties
• Be from NY
• Be from ATL
• Hang with the ball players
• Have a best friend of the opposite sex, and when you see someone you like tell them to walk away
• Be funny
• Identify the freshmen
• Pull the fire alarm in the dorm
• Make a blackplanet page, buy some E&J and invite your latest BP buddy over
• Download aim
• Order take out

Scan the room, is Derrick at Tasha’s desk again? Is the married Tammy, sneaking off to lunch with the boss for the forth time this week? If your office is anything like the ones I used to work in then you’ve seen these things before. At one of my jobs things were so bad when it came to office dating that, this lady’s husband drove his truck into the back my manager’s Benz while he and the guy’s wife were enjoying lunch behind the building. Which leads me to think about the ethics of an office romance.

Finding a bust it baby at your office can be easy, with all the moral booster’s jobs like to put on, and not to mention the fact that you’re around that person for 40 hours a week. Yet, they always seem to end terrible so here are some rules to making it work.

Keep it on the low – Take a page from Rihanna and Chris Brown and keep the relationship under wraps. It’s okay for people to think or suspect there is a relationship, but once they know you’re an item they’ll be looking for every reason to break the two of you up.

May I have your attention please – Don’t draw too much attention to yourself. If you’re banging your manager don’t allow him or her to spend all of their time at your desk and vice versa. People are going to talk and when evaluations come around and you have to have a closed door meeting people will think you’re doing the nasty on the desk.

Benefits – Special treatment, yea an office relationship can have it’s benefits you get stuff from your lover’s dept quicker than most people or you get assigned the least stressful activities, but when you’re in the lunch room you get the side eye. So try to avoid accepting or requesting any special treatment.

Don’t Drink & Drive – When ever the office decided to have a holiday party, don’t drink too much. You know every year someone drinks too much and will provide the office with fodder for lunch breaks on Monday. So by watching how much you drink you can almost assure that the pictures of you blowing your boss under the table won’t make it rounds through microsoft outlook.

Let’s take this time to get real with each other, we’ve all did some things we haven’t told anyone, even our closest friends. Well now is the time to let the cat out of the bag. Here is what you do, in the comment section leave your one of your naughty little secrets only thing is change your name to someone sent this to me. And reveal your secret in the comment section. Be as detailed or discrete as you would like. Let the fun begin. Remember we are all Sexual intellectuals here don’t be scared.

I had the opportunity to sit down and chat with the wonderful Algebra on my weekly podcast called Captured by Blogxilla and we discussed a lot of things from her new album, to Essence fest to men and relationships. Like all of us, Algebra has been through a lot and she shared some of her wisdom on heartbreak, revenge , other people opinions and discovering your worth as a woman.

On Heartbreak

It makes you different. There is an everyday reminder that you have to give yourself when you experience heartbreak. In my song Come Back it wasn’t physical heartbreak it was more so getting lost, and getting away from what i know is right. What i know is true to my God & kinda venturing off doing other things that i know where not me. And once you do experience something bad like that, in this case heartache, when you do get the opportunity to love again you have to constantly remind yourself that this is someone new, that you’ve been blessed with, so you have to try to love like you’ve never been hurt before. Love as if its all new, but thats an everyday process.

On Payback & Revenge

I have been hurt, disappointed and so confused to where I thought another person had just jumped out of my skin. I was literally looking like ‘Word!?! I can do that?’ But i did apologize and I really had to forgive myself for doing that. But you never know, when you feel like someone is trying to hurt you, you never know where that strength will come from or where these emotions come from. I’ve been hurt to the point to where I didn’t even recognize myself. Keying cars, pouring sugar in someone’s tank seems real tv but believe it or not it probably could get to that point.

On why people caring too much about other people’s opinions

Because people want to fit in! Everybody wants to be excepted and if you’re not raise to be self reliant you tend to look for others to give you that pat on the back. You tend to look toward other people for appreciation or gratification and when you don’t get that, it can turn into fury. Thats why i say your thoughts are way worst than the actual actions. Because you wonder why people do you a certain way but sometimes it just doesn’t matter. Thats why I’m the person I choose to be, the person that tries very hard not to worry about the criticism of everyone else. Especially if it’s not going to help me get to where I need to be.

On discovering her worth as a female.

I’ve discovered my worth after I’ve done something or the moment right before, you make mistakes and you learn from them. It’s all about knowing what is good for you and not trying to fit in. Sometimes you have to tell yourself its not about everybody else its all about you. Sometimes it’s okay to think the world revolves around you. Because if you don’t think that no one else will. You have to be ok with who you are and if you don’t you’ll fall for anything. You’ll fall into a pit and it will be hard to get out of.

If you’re anything like me then this has happened to you before, the person you love is mad at you and you have no idea why they’re mad. Even though they insist there is no problem, you can tell their heated because of the cold concentrated look they have on the wall, and by how much effort they are placing on not talking to you. Meanwhile you have no clue whats pissing them off. It’s simply because its probably something small that they know they shouldn’t be mad over, but your best friend of the opposite sex just sent a text that made you giggle like a school girl and someone’s emotions are running wild. The following is a list of why they might be hot.

I’m Just Not Interested – There you go again talking about something that I simply do not care about. A lot of times couples tend to get irritated with each other’s conversation because she’s talking about Tasha from work again, or he’s talking about sports. Even though you may find the topic interesting your mate might want to talk about something else. No one wants to listen to a lecture all the time and thats just what boring topics turn into… a lecture.

Boxers & Tampons – People don’t want to feel like a maid, so be sure you pick up after yourself. Fellas make sure you pick up your boxers when you get out of the shower and ladies make sure you flush your pads and tampons. No man wants to walk into the bathroom and see red water with cotton in it. fellas also don’t leave your toenail clippings on the counter, carpet etc. Be sure to pick up all things that were once attached to your body, pubes included.

U-G-L-Y You Ain’t Got No Alibi – After the relationship contracts have been signed and you’re finally boyfriend and girlfriend or man and wife, you stop trying. I noticed how one of my friends would complain about how his wife won’t sleep with him, or how he has to beg for sex, and he hasn’t had head since the last time he purchased it from the strip club. I told him does he give her something appealing to look at when she gets home and not those tattered up smelly shorts he puts on day in and day out. Continue to get dressed up, get your haircut/done and remain sexy. When we feel like our mate has stopped trying we stop trying and start looking.

photo by Nijla

It’s just not fair, he’s in orgasm euphoria and she’s in the lobby of frustration ready to hit him with the head board for not slowing up and giving her a few more strokes so she could slide down to orgasm euphoria as well. So now she’s mad, and not in the hurry to suck like the NY Knicks on draft day, which might significantly cut down the wait time.

Yet, as you read this a couple just like you and your main squeeze are in bed re-enacting a verse from Lil Kim’s Hardcore album. After a few more strokes he makes “the announcement” and then it happens. He pulls out of her and spreads his baby batter all over her stomach. She’s not upset because she knows the real show happens when he gets back up and performs for round 2. But what happens in the meantime? Or better yet, what should happen during what I like to call the Re-Up.

Conversation – This is where couples tend to do most of their communicating. I’ve answered some of the most ground breaking questions during the wait in between “rounds”. Questions like, “If I lost a leg in an accident would you still love me?” and “How did you become such a freak?”

Preserve Your Sexy With Proactive – Another tip to reduce wait time is to get proactive, no not the pimple stuff but the simple stuff. It’s not always the guys fault, females just take longer to reach an orgasm than men. So don’t punish him and yourself by not wanting to help him get it back up. Why not, start kissing on him, whispering naughty things in his ear, or going down on him. FYI someone else’s hands on the “Manxilla” feel a lot better than my own hands.

The Pre Game Show - Of course a lady can sit there and just take pride that she brought him to climax faster than the Celtics disposed of the Lakes in Game 6 of the NBA finals or the two of you can build up the pre-game show.

• He can eat her longer and provide more clitoral stimulation before penetration.
• He can also get proactive and start to do things to her while he’s trying to get it back up.
• She can use a toy before sex or in the middle to help herself reach climax. Ladies, toys, help us help you.

What do you do while you’re waiting to start Round 2

Attention paparazzi please take more pictures of the beautiful Candace Parker. She was named to the USA Olympic team recently and Dunked in a WNBA game the other day. She also made my list of 5 of the sexist US Olympians ever.

The Top 5 Sexiest Olympians

Dominique Dawes

Dawes won Olympic gold and was the crush of every 17 year old in 1996, oh what I wouldn’t pay to be that balance beam pictured in this photo. The things we could do.

Me’Lisa Barber

I was going to use another picture of her crossing the finish line so you could see exactly why she makes the list but then my better judgment took over. With her strong legs I’m sure we could have tons of fun.

Marion Jones

Sure she cheated and had her medals stripped from her but I could think of a few other things I would like to see stripped off of her. SMCH Marion you’re still sexy to me and they can’t take that away from you. Dry those eyes.

Brittany LaStrapes [USA Soft Ball]

Nothing beats a sexy young athletic female who likes to drink and take pictures!! So the Gold Medal goes to You Ms. LaStrapes

Now I have had my share of good and bad cooch in my days, I remember when I first had sex w/ this one girl as soon as I stuck it in I heard music, started seeing hearts, moons, stars, clovers, horseshoes, pots of gold, rainbows and red balloons yep all of the lucky Charms. Even the special limited time only Lucky Charms. I was shaved bare nice and warm inside.Damn! Sorry I had a flashback.

The Characteristics of Good Cooch are as followed but are not limited to: Warm, Wet but not too wet, tight, juicy, sweet, stays warm and wet, can be maneuvered by the owner to do all types of cool tricks like squeeze the magic stick or be rolled around and thrown back at the person and is trying to dig deep inside the cooch… Kinda like that sting ray that Stabbed the Crocodile hunter in the heart!!! Hey we know good sex is when your partner is Killing it.

Also equally important as the feel of P U S S Y is the scent of it, for that I’ve made a ranking scale of scent.

Smell of the Pussy…

• 0 – No scent or the scent of her favorite body Spray

• 1-3 Very light smell of pussy… you know the kind that you eat it and you can go around smelling your upper lip the rest of the day or night!!! or is that just me?

• 4-6 Borderline Stink… This could just be a bad day for her… Maybe she just came home from the Gym in which could be fun depending on how you feel about her. Won’t get ate but would get stuck!!! If it’s a jump off then she will be asked to leave the premises like TI (you know ASAP)

• 7-10 HEFFAH YOU STANK!!! GET THE HELL OUT DO NOT PASS GO OR COLLECT $200 MATTER FACT HERE I’LL GIVE YOU 200 BUCKS TO LEAVE!!! EWWWW FISHY WOO WOO this tends to smell like TUNA FISH and Bacon BITS!!!

Good COOCH will have you doing crazy things like paying light bills or coming over at 3 am when you know your licence is revoked. It may include, using your last bit of money to take her to the best restaurant in town instead of just going to Mcdonalds or KFC like Rihanna & Chris Brown. or paying GA POWER bills!But I’m sure you get my drift.

So my question is do you have the Goods? Do you know a female whose got the goods?

Regina King, is a beautiful woman, she was your little sister on Friday, and the wife of your favorite actor as you cuddled with your girlfriend/boyfriend on your movie date. Now she’s set to star in a Lifetime original movie “Living Proof,” which tells the true story of a UCLA doctor who developed the breast cancer drug Herceptin. With out of a doubt she’s doing big things, yet if giving the chance I could never sleep with her. I couldn’t even F U C K her with another dudes D I C K!! Simply because whenever I look at her I see Huey P Freeman from the Boondocks!!!

I simple can’t fathom hitting it from the back only to hear Huey’s voice saying “Go Harder Daddy” or “F me like a dirty little” well you get the picture. Just writing it sends chills down my spine. I simply can’t do it. I’ve always lived by the phrase for every beautiful woman there is a dude in the world who can’t stand her. So here is my question to you, is there someone who is totally qualified to get, get get it… That you just wouldn’t get down with? Talk to me.