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I came home from a hard day’s work, me and the old lady were talking on the phone at lunch about how much we missed each other I couldn’t wait to get home. I was going to eat that p*ssy like a Somalian at a Buf-Fit (buffet).

I get in the door my dinner is cooked plate prepared on the table. I kiss her on the cheek, she sits at the table and holds a great conversation w/ me over dinner, we exchange jokes and the going ons of our days… Go upstairs to get in bed…. (more…)

The picture you see if from last Halloween, my friend told me as he sent he deebo’d from someone’s facebook page. It started this big discussion about cheating, is this cheating, did he bang the groupie chick who is known for banging ball players and has been seen on the fifty year line at the superdome? He started telling me about how he does xy and z and its not cheating. The conversation got pretty intense. So here are a few of my theories of what’s cheating and what’s not.

WHAT IS CHEATING: [while in a relationship]

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The picture you see if from last Halloween, my friend told me as he sent he deebo’d from someone’s facebook page. It started this big discussion about cheating, is this cheating, did he bang the groupie chick who is known for banging ball players and has been seen on the fifty year line at the superdome? He started telling me about how he does xy and z and its not cheating. The conversation got pretty intense. So here are a few of my theories of what’s cheating and what’s not.

WHAT IS CHEATING: [while in a relationship]

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it amazes me that females will hold out on sex just to seem like they are not a hoe. Well newsflash she can make a man wait months and that won’t change that fact that she still might be a hoe. she can give it up on the 2nd or hell even first night and NOT Be a hoe. So whats the difference?

The thing is that a lot of men are stupid, and they bad mouth a chick because she doesn’t return his hello, or he pops off at the mouth when a girl disses him feeling the need to let the world know how she gave his mans and them the lollipop treatment like Charms Candy Factory.

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These Coach Gynger Sandals are perfect for summer time and will only cost you about $168. Their perfect for a walk in the park. I myself have taking a walk in the park a time or 2 before. Let me tell you a story about one of my past Cinderellas

I knew she liked me, from the way she always smiled when I walked in the break room. I didn’t know whether to push up since I used to talk to her “work friend” who got fired a few weeks earlier. I thought could I make the switch? I tried and we hit it off, but I never thought that it would go as far as it did.

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Rihanna, is a true sexual intellectual when asked about her sexy on stage apparel, which is a cross between video vixen and dominatrix, she replied:

“I like to push the envelope sometimes. It depends on the mood and the occasion.
“It’s always fun to take some home. Sometimes I get to do that.” Source

Playing dress up with your man can be a sure way to keep his attention all night, some other ways to keep your love turned on are:

Can You Hear Me Now?

• That soft piece of skin right in front of the ear is a spot to be kissed and licked. Warning please be sure to to apply too much spit when licking that’s not the right hole you want to get wet.

Mmm Mmm Good

• This tips works for men and women, Lick your lips, stare at the lower part of your lovers body and say “I can’t wait to taste it” After you’re done you can say o0o0o you taste like Skittles

T-Shirt & Panties

• We all heard the song T-Shirt and Panties on, but how about coming out of the bathroom all fresh and clean, wearing a wet t-shirt. Nothing turns men on more than wet nipples. And men turn your lady on by coming out of the shower, covered in baby oil, if you got the pecks to do that, wet boobs only work for men.

Can You Feel It?

• When you’re in the mood, take your lovers hand and place it between your legs. I know I love to stick my finger in wet holes. And I know every time I place my girls hand on the manxilla, she always ready to choke the chicken.

Pick Up The Phone

• Call your lover up at work, or where ever they are at and just pleasure yourself while they listen. This may only work with a person you’re actually involved with and not a jump off. But the reaction of the first damn!! Is priceless.