One night a group of my co-workers got together for the Negro past time, a night of drinks and spades. At the time I was sleeping with this light skinned girl, with a butt like Bria Myles who worked at my job. She was beautiful, but she has the brain of a 7th grader. [No offense to 7th graders] That night while playing spades, a hearts lead there was a duece, a nine, and six laying on the table we need one book to not to get shot, she throws out a 5 of hearts. Another suit plays and low and behold the ace of hearts comes flying out of her hand and we lose the game. That night, I banged her like I hated her.

Top 5 of the dumbest things said to my Twitter friends by their bf/gf

Number 5 – When telling this dumb ass that I was sick of him being so “vague” he said, “What? Is that even a word? Or are you making it up? – @Savvyfatty

Number 4 – the dumbest thing a boyfriend has done was constantly asking if there are any refills for drinks at every restaurant. Always – @mzvirgo

Number 3 – after sex w/ ex, I went 2 wash up & noticed nut. I asked him if he nutted n me, he said “u cant get pregnant from anal sex” we werent havin anal sex but his dumb ass thought we were, so I got knocked up. needless to say, my son will be celebrating his 10th bday in Oct =) @CathrynMarie

Number 2 - He called another girl while I drove on the freeway. Then actually got out the car when I pulled over and told him to. The latter was the dumbest. He was snickering and such as he exited. Guess he didn’t think I was going to really pull off… @Marleaux

Number 1 – while trying to loose weight my ex girl told me that she drank a slim fast with every meal. Lmao @ThisIsMiguel

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First I go as deep as I can, and insert the manxilla inside her wetness and I make it jump. While its in it’s erect position I slide myself out and drill it back inside her slowly. ~ 5 Amazing Ways To Improve Your Motion In The Ocean
 

Another tip to reduce wait time is to get proactive. Suck the dick Snippet from ~ I’m Ready For Round 2

My site has a lot of useful information on it. I’ve written blogs about a lot of different stuff, and I’ve said a lot of outlandish things. With that said, people google some amazing things to land on my website. Fact is more and more people are turning to the internet to learn about sex. Well in order to make it easier for them here are 62 things people searched on google and found on my site.

In order from most to least

1. How To Ride D*ck – 7 Ways to ride dick & Ride Me Right or Get Off
2. Sex Questions with Mickey Factz 
3. Exotic affixation - The Art of Choking During Sex (Exotic Asphyxiation)
4. Roxy Reynolds
5. How To Take Sexy Photos - How To Take Sexy Pics For Your Man
6. Signs Of A Stalker - 5 Signs You’re Dating A Stalker
7. How to ride him
8. Sex is overrated
9. Xilla bust it baby - Alexyss K Tylor Wants Xilla
10. How To Give Good Head
11. Top ways to show your man appreciation - 20 Ways to Show Your Appreciation for your Man
12. hitting it from the back
13. tahiry booty
14. sexual text messages to send/nasty sexy test messages
15. How To Finger good - Please Her With Your Fingers
16. Coochie
17. Taking a crap at work - A Woman’s Guide To Taking A Crap At Work + A Woman’s Guide To Taking A Crap At Her Man’s Apt
18. how to eat pussy
19. how to steal a man
20. black girls don’t give head
21. choking during sex
22. who is blogxilla
23. nipple slips on facebook
24. poking holes in condoms
25. thick women vs slim women
26. dry hump techniques
27. light skin women
28. sloppy bj
29. Who is necole bitchie
30. how do you know she’s the one
31. how to have sex like a porn star
32. insecure people
33. sex tricks
34. sofa sex positions
35. kegel muscles
36. date outfit/casual date outfit
37. great discussion topics
38. how big is a big penis
39. make her feel like a woman
40. sex with thick women
41. anal licking - A 3 Piece Meal With A Tossed Salad?
42. manxilla
43. fat black women
44. getting head/getting head in public
45. how to be a freak for your man
46. how to choke during sex
47. how to date a friend
48. how to deal with cockblockers
49. Keri Hilson Nipple slip
50. sex on twitter
51. types of men
52. what if I buy him condoms and poke holes in it then have him use them
53. 2 minute man
54. benefits of dating an older woman
55. best doggy style
56. black women spit or swallow
57. child support problems
58. do men play with their anal
59. giving head for the first time
60. How do you know if you have good pussy
61. how to make a guy nut
62. I want a bigger butt

Has your sex life become boring and predictable, and on every Friday night at 10pm you assume the position to have sex with your boo? Well probably not because you read this site, but if it is than this blog is for you. The next time you expose your private parts to the fresh air I want you to try something different, and break a few boring sex habits we’ve all fell victim to at one time or another.

The Same First Move: It’s sort of like when you hear the lyrics “It’s not unusual to be loved by anyone” you know someone around you is going to start doing the Carlton Dance, sex habits are the same thing. It’s cool at first, but no one wants to be with the person that’s actually doing that dance at every party. Do This: The opposite of whatever it is that you normally do, or just try this. Blindfold your lover, and let them explore your body, guide their head anywhere you want it, or just have fun watching them trying to undress you without looking.

Turn Off the Lights and Do It: I know when I was living with my girl, it seemed like every night we turned out the light, cut off the television and had sex. Well not every night, but on the nights that we would, it was very routine. I would have loved to do something different like reading a very passionate book to her, while she laid on my chest. Which sucks because this idea popped in my head right before I typed the previous sentence and now it would be an act of passion that’s sort of planned. lol It’s still sure to gain some serious cool points if you do this. I wonder how many females can read and get head at the same time?

Same Bat Channel and The Same Bat Time: Another giant mistake we make is to keep doing it in the same place every single time we make love. It could be something as easy as having sex in a different room that can turn your lover on tremendously. I haven’t had sex in the shower in a real long time, and although none of my shower sessions ever happen like it does in the movies one day it can. Put on a show, in the steamiest room in your home. Lather your body, get your hair wet and do the damn thing. If you don’t want to get all wet, you can always have a quickie.

I’m sure many women probably don’t want this guy poking around in their lower lady parts, but with the right knowledge a man can bring a woman to orgasm with his fingers alone. A lady friend of mine once told me that she felt like I had gave her the real thing after I pleased her with my fingers. She was shocked with I proved to her that I can make her cum using my fingers alone and after yesterdays blog I figured why keep this knowledge to myself. Here are a few techniques that can help a man explore her lady parts the right way.

Before we start a man should do a few things

1. Wash his hands
2. Know what his woman likes
3. position him self at the right angle for entry

Different women like different things, and this is a fact I can’t preach enough, so if you’re a sexual intellectual you can be in tune to what your woman likes in the bedroom and choose the correct finger style to please your lady.

The Usain Bolt Finger – Usain Bolt is the current fastest man in the world and to honor his victory I’ve named this first technique after him. This technique is for the lady who likes it rough and fast. Take your freshly clean fingers and gently place them in her mouth to get them moist. I don’t know about y’all but I love getting my fingers sucked, especially my eleventh finger. Take your other hand and spread her legs, then place your moist fingers on her cl*t and rub in a soft circular motion, applying pressure to her lady part, occasionally rubbing your middle finger across the length of her vagina, you’ll want to gradually advance the speed of your circles. I would advise switching up the direction of your motion and also taking your fingers in and out of her from time to time.

The Roof Finger – Kneel down in front of her open legs, and insert your middle finger inside of her with your palm facing upward then rub the roof of her vagina. Continue to move your finger in and out, while tapping on the roof of her vagina, every so often rotate your finger inside of her and please her at different depths of her insides.

Take Two – You have two hands for a reason, use them. If you’re doing a good job you’ll feel her getting wetter by the minute. While one hand is inside her, take the other hand and rub on her clitoris. While you’re down there you might as well take a few licks of her lady parts, using your hands to spread it out and taste the goodness of a woman.

The Squeeze – Another thing I like to do is squeeze her lips together making sure the clitoris is popping out of the lips and rubbing on it to stimulate and turn her on. You can kiss her while you do this.

C.A.F. Confusion After [the f-word]ing. Why does this happen? We all have heard it said, sex confusing things. Two people have been talking as friends for a while and one too many long island ice teas later they’ve slept together and things gets nuts.

She now thinks she is his girlfriend. She starts checking his cell phone, looking under his car seats for condom wrappers and smelling his dick whenever she sees him. Even when they bump into each other at the grocery store. She starts to call his house at all times of the night to see if she hears “that B*tch” in the background. She does things she never has done before because she is now dicknotized.

He nows stalks her myspace page, threatens to beat up her play brothers, real brothers and cousins because they blinked in her presence. He shows up at her job, trying to take her out to lunch at 8am in the morning. She calls her 50 million times to which she ignores every single call like her phone doesn’t ring. He then calls from a block number like she didn’t see his number on her caller id 2 milliseconds earlier. SMCH

They are both confused. But for what? You just had sex idiots, you were drunk and horny and your “friend” was in the room at the time. It doesn’t mean you now hold the exclusive rights. It means that you just slept with your friend because you were drunk and horny. Or whatever the circumstances might be. It’s nothing more. Sex should never confuse things. Unless you define everything out nothing changes. Or I should say nothing should change. What do you think?

I tapped my homegirl Mocha from SSRC to write a blog for you all… It’s females like her which is why I’m Stingy I hope you enjoy.

Do you feel guilty when you reach your climax before your partner? Does your partner try to make you feel guilty when you come first? A lot of women feel guilty for coming first. I personally don’t feel guilty about sh!t. We can have fun together but I’m in it for me! You can go along for the ride with me, but when we get to my stop, I’m getting off the bus! You can’t make me feel guilty about it either.

Men control too much during sex. With men you got to wait on em, you got to work with them, you gotta be careful, you gotta talk shit, you gotta get sexy… all the precautions and measures we women have to take, a mans job is minimal. Their biggest job is getting a woman wet. If you know your partner…. that should be easy as hell. Women, we make it happen, we sacrifice all the time. If I come first, I just come first. I don’t owe you, I don’t feel guilty and I definitely don’t feel bad. I feel good, I feel great, I feel tired, and I feel sleeeeeeeeeeeeeepy. LOL I’m almost as bad as a dude. Baby I’m tired, night night! One of us has to come first and when it’s me, don’t complain. Accept the fact that I just got mine. Guilty, not me!

It’s 2008 and people still wince when they see a black man and a white woman or vice versa. Although I have never been in a relationship with another race, I’ve always found a few woman of different races attractive like Rosario Dawson, Elisha Culbert and Lucy Lui. With more and more mixed women populated the videos is black on black dating dying?

Why do we switch races?

I know a lot of women who actually thought about giving up on black men and dating white men only. Many of crossed the line, and others claim they would never do such a thing. As the media portrays beauty as blonde hair, and blue eyes a walk around the night clubs or even fashion trendy malls what do you see? You’ll see black woman with blonde weaves,wigs, and color contacts. Do they want to be white or are they just trying to bait a black man?

The Black men are no better, more and more are trading in braids for mohawks [I myself had a mohawk] and more corporate cuts. Dressing like rock stars, parading white women on their arms as trophies. Some thing he would have never done with a Black woman. The white woman is more tame, knows her place and does not confront a Black man like a black woman does.

So should the Black woman pay for the Black man like many believe a white woman does no but she should hold her own. One of the biggest stereo types of Black women are that they are money hungry. Yet white women have the same dilemma. Only Black women f*ck for light bills, white women f*ck for HALF.

What’s your stance on Interracial Dating?

Words can’t express how much I love this young dread right here. She goes on to break it down for all of the men out there who are looking for a woman whose Coochie smells like water. If you’re water smells like coochie… drink purple stuff

Nowadays woman have got lazy and stingy when it comes to sex, and them getting on top. Either they just lay there or when they do decide to “go for a ride” they move in a way that only they get any pleasure. If a man was to do this we would never get a 2nd call back. So to all the ladies out there who have asked me, how was it, how should I move, and what should I do, here is a guide to how to ride him the right way.

The main reason why missionary is my favorite position is because it allows me to be in control, which is why most females like being on top because they have all the control. While she’s on top she decided how fast, and how deep. Yet, the problem is she will bust a guy’s balls, or just move in a way that provides no stimulation for the guy. Or least this what happens when the girls I’ve been with have rode the “ManXilla”

Balance is important, I don’t want her falling all over me, so take your time, the ManXilla isn’t going anywhere. Climb on top of me, one knee of each side of me, position yourself where you can grab one hand back and ease me inside of you.

Use the headboard or place your hands above my head, and show off your boobs. We love this, we’ll go crazy trying to reach up and bite and lick your n*pples. While you rock forward and back, raising your butt so slide up and down on the ManXilla. Remember we need the in and out motion in order to really really feel anything.
Do you, now I know females love the circular motion when they’re on top so make your hips like a little tornado, but remember to continue with the up and down motion… for his pleasure.
Stay on your feet. I find it most pleasurable when a female stays on her feet and rides me. This way she seems to have more control over her kegals and can do a lot more squeezing while I’m inside of her. And when she slides down I try to thrust myself deeper inside of her.

“Arch your back and his member will be against your orgasm-producing G-spot, felt through the front of your vaginal wall. Sit straight up and he’ll fit into you more directly, providing a deeper, fuller feel. Keeping your legs together tightens your grip and boosts the sensations for both of you, while spreading them apart — whether bent at the knees or stretched-out — lets you dabble rather than go deep.”

I also like it when a female rides me backwards allowing me to see her fatty bounce up and down on my man pole. If you know how to dance you should know how to do this position. Just remember it gets sensitive down there we don’t want to our B*lls flattened.
Now all of this is a bit tiring for the female so take a break, so lean forward  grab the headboard or just lean against the pillow and allow us a little room, so we can get busy and pound away while your love tunnel is suspended in air.