We’ve all been w/ the wrong person at least once. When we break up and we look back like what the hell was I thinking. So the good folks over at Asylum.com has an amazing list of 7 Red Flags About Women. Now, personally if one of my chicks have any of this flag pop up! I’m Jay-Z that trick and be on to the next one. Check em out tell me what you think. 

1. Her body issues exceed normal limits.
Who wants to spend time with a girl who constantly asks you if you think she’s fat? Every girl’s got her insecurities, but if she can’t eat a meal without calculating calories, cancels dates with you so she can get in those extra workouts, or walks backward when she’s naked because she’s afraid you’ll see her non-existent cellulite, we don’t care how skinny she is — she sucks.

The Story: “My ex didn’t eat pizza, but not because she didn’t like it. In fact, she loved it. She swore off pizza because of the calories. Then she swore off beer, also because of the calories. I understand not wanting to gain weight but come on, splurge once in a while. If your girl won’t chill on the couch eating pizza and drinking beer every now and then, you may as well swear off the relationship because you’re dating a total Debbie Downer.”

2. She doesn’t have a mind of her own.
If you’re talking to a girl and she thinks everything you say is interesting, she probably isn’t thinking at all or is too inarticulate or insecure to share her opinion with you. This inability to think for herself will likely snowball with time — soon she’ll be adopting your interests and agreeing with everything you say, which is a lot more boring than it sounds.

The Story: “I was dating this girl who was totally high maintenance but claimed to be a great athlete. She said she played softball, basketball and ran track in high school. For her birthday, I planned a special sports-oriented day. For the first half, I packed a picnic basket and brought two mitts and a softball. Once we got to the park, I grabbed a mitt for myself and tossed the other one her way … and she ducked … I called her out on it and she said she had lied because she knew I was really into baseball and wanted us to have something in common.”

3. She’s obsessed with marriage.
When a girl says she isn’t thinking at all about marriage and just wants to enjoy the moment, do not believe her. She is lying to you and herself — all girls think about marriage. The chicks you need to look out for are those who plan their entire wedding and are merely looking for a man to insert into their delusional fantasy.

The Story: “Considering proposal to my then girlfriend, I went window-shopping for rings. Finding not one perfect diamond, I took it as a sign that the relationship was flawed and decided to slow things down a bit. Well, I knew I had made the right decision when just a few weeks later she asked me where her ring was. Not, Are we going to get married and spend the rest of our lives happy together? but Where’s my ring? Then, when I told her I had to use the money to pay off some bills, she became outraged, throwing a fit.”

4. She tells you not to wear the condom on your first night.
Yes, in the heat of the moment, people make mistakes. If you’re both wasted and it accidentally happens, OK, we get it. But if a chick specifically tells you not to worry about wearing a condom, you need to worry about it — how many other guys has she said that to?

The Story: “At a Super Bowl party my buddies and I were playing flip-cup outside at a friend’s beach house and I charmed some girls into hanging out with us for the day. Things between me and this hot redhead were clicking … After a few games and some witty banter we ended up in my buddy’s bedroom fooling around. After an exhaustive search to find condoms at the house and asking everyone there to no avail, I told her, ‘Oh well, I guess no sex, no big deal.’ To this I got the response: ‘If you promise to be careful you can go right ahead.’ If a girl is willing to let a stranger go raw, and all you have to do is remember to pull out, you should run like I did. Or give her a fake name so then she can’t find you for the child support payments.”

5. She thinks her dog is your child.
You’re not living with the girl but somehow you end up being the one walking her yappy dog (and cleaning up after it) when you’re over at her place. Why? Because you’re its daddy.

The Story: “I’d been seeing this girl for a couple weeks when she decided to spend $400 on a hypoallergenic dog about the size of my fist. The first red flag was the fact that she spent that much on a pet, when I’d been helping her pay rent for three months. Then, she started calling her dog her ‘baby,’ and referred to me as the dog’s ‘daddy.’ I hit the road, knowing the longer I stayed, the more ‘children’ I’d have to support and rent I’d have to pay.”

6. She “doesn’t give blowjobs.”
What does this mean exactly? Like she doesn’t give head, ever? We don’t get it.

The Story: “I once dated this chick who stopped blowing me after a few months because she ‘didn’t like the taste.’ No offense, but that labyrinth you call your vagina doesn’t taste like sweet, delicious candy. If you don’t want to drop to your knees anymore, you probably shouldn’t expect me to have any more dinners at the Y.”

7. She has a record of dating jerks.
Girls with sketchy dating histories, particularly those who have subjected themselves to serious degradation in multiple relationships, present some major red flags. No, you’re not going to save her; you’ll just end up being the nice guy she once dated.

The Story: “Shortly into a relationship a girl told me that she had had a number of shitty boyfriends, among them a guy who used to make her do push ups and ab exercises every night to keep a lean figure. I obviously laughed when she told me this but seriously, what girl allows herself to be treated so poorly? The answer: the type of girl that, one week post break-up, calls at 3 AM hysterically crying and looking for consolation because the condom worn by some random dude she just met at a bar broke during intercourse. Needless to say, I was glad she was no longer my problem.”

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Have you ever said I love you and didn’t mean it? Well I recently sat down with a man who lied about love and he’s not ashamed to say it.

“Jerry” recently emailed me to inform me that his jump off doesn’t want to jump off anymore and after a heated exchange between the two she threw the L word in his face. Saying “You were the one who always said I love you and I missed you.” Jerry laughed it off by saying neither one of us believed that. After reading his email, I sort of thought that maybe he had a point. There are signs to know if a person’s claim of love is valid or not.

1 – He Only Call For Sex - Jerry explained to me that he only called this chick when he wanted sex. This is a clear sign that someone doesn’t really love you. It’s all a game. If your phone rings late at night and if ALL the calls are about hooking up and having sex, love is probably the least bit legit.

2 – He Never Takes You Out - Jerry informed me that he and his jump off rarely went out, except for the occasional we ain’t did anything else but f*ck so we have to go out dates. I feel like you have to look at your relationship and figure out if it’s just blockbuster nights and sleezy hotels, love is probably the furthest thing going on.

3 – He Always Try To Have Sex – Jerry stated in his email that he would never go out with this girl if sex wasn’t some where in the factor, and he would try to have sex all the time. Does your man try to sex you anywhere? Is your relationship or agreement solely based on the two of you having sex? If that’s the case great, enjoy it, but know love has nothing to do w/ the two of you being together, even if you do call it making love instead of f*cking.

    

    

Yo, I haven’t been feeling a lot of songs lately, but this one… I’m loving it. This is the latest joint from the beautiful Mya. It’s an ode to those nights when you’re about to get it popping and the ladies get to work! You know right before you get in the bed and you about to do the do and you grab the brush, the scrunchy, put your hair in a pony tail and go to business on the manxilla!

Damn right my chick is qualified, she should work for homicide she kill these guys ~ Nicki Minaj

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It’s football season and for many women that means Sunday’s without their man or their man’s attention. So in an effort to help women (and men) around the world I’m going to disclose a few method to get some attention while the game is on.

As an avid football fan all my attention is on the game during a Sunday afternoon. From 12-8 and later if I watch the evening game football has all my attention unless someone can break make me change my area of focus. A woman can do that. Here is how the ladies can get some “attention” during football season.

Pregame P***y:

• While a man is watching the game we like to eat, drink and be merry, so make your man some snacks. Make a platter of chips and dips, and make some buffalo wings. If you click here you can find a great recipe. The good thing about this is that it takes times for the wings to cook. So that gives you a good 30 minutes for sex and other activities. While the wings are in the oven, walk in front of the television, bend over and pick something up. Climb on top of your man and nibble on his neck. Hey if you have to put it in your mouth and go to work then do it. Your goal is to get a nice quickie before kick off, pull the wings out prepare the set up and leave him alone.

Halftime Hump:

• Nothing really important ever happens during halftime, at least during the regular season. So here is your chance to get a little bit more attention. If you’ve left your man alone for the first half call him into the room you’re in. When he walks in you should be completely naked and waiting. You have about 15 minutes for a killer quickie. He won’t mind missing a few plays for some amazing oral, a opportunity to give you a few back shots or just an amazing quickie on your dresser. After he’s done tell him to enjoy the rest of the game. If you’ve done it right you might be able to watch the rest of the game with him. Don’t ask too many questions, just take some mental notes and hit the google and do some research it’s not the hard to learn about football.

 

    

Keri Hilson sat down with Sister 2 Sister and discussed how long you should make a man wait before you give it up? This is a tricky thing, a science even. I once had a girl tell me that, as a woman she feels like she just needs to give it up and do whatever before she looses the guy to another chick who is giving it up. While other chicks tell me they have to wait before getting intimate. What are you thoughts? Check out Keri’s video under the cut and see what she had to say.

Dear Lindsay Lohan,

Hey It’s Xilla again. I had a great day today. My blog did record numbers. Did I tell you I ran a sex blog? Well I do and its big! “Thats what she said” (lol I had to do it.) Anyway I’m hearing you got turned down for a role about a teen blogging about her sexual coming-of-age, but the writer Allison Burnett passed on you because you’re too jaded. What does she know, she probably never even had a threesome before. Have you ever had a threesome?

Have you ever seen the episode of Seinfeld where he tries to pull of the roommate switch? There is a part of the show that goes as followed.

GEORGE: All right. Let’s go over it again, one more time.

JERRY: All right. So I tell Sandy that I want to have a ménage à trois with her

and her roommate.

GEORGE: That’s right.

JERRY: And you believe this course of action will have a two-pronged effect.

Firstly, the very mention of the idea will cause Sandy to recoil in

disgust, whereupon she will insist that I remove myself from the

premises.

GEORGE: Keep going.

JERRY: At this point, it is inevitable that she will seek out the roommate to

apprise her of this abhorrent turn of events.

GEORGE: Continue.

JERRY: The roommate will then offer her friend the requisite sympathy even as

part of her cannot help but feel somewhat flattered by her inclusion in

the unusual request.

{George takes over.}

GEORGE: A few days go by and a call is placed at a time when Sandy is known to

be busy at work…

It’s really the perfect plan. Jerry pulls the plan off to a tee, but the girls are actually down for the threesome. No offense, but I peg you as a 3some kind of girl. If you were my girl, I could actually sing ‘my girl gotta girlfriend’ and mean it. Just kidding. Jerry doesn’t want any parts of the three some though, he says “Don’t you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I’d have to dress different. I’d have to act different. I’d have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I’d need a new bedspread and new curtains I’d have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I’d have to get new friends. I’d have to get orgy friends… Naw, I’m not ready for it.”

Does a three some really change a person? I mean I had an almost threesome before, there was no girl on girl action, it was more like, they took turn riding me and stuff like that. My carpet stayed the same, I didn’t grow a mustache. I did have a few other rounds with them on different occasions. Once while we played Sonic The Hedgehog. I found sex is better when she’s holding a joystick. PAUSE!

Anyway Lindsay I want to know what are your thoughts on a threesome? Is this something you only do with your significant other, a jump off or with random people from a bar? Does it change you and your relationship? Or is it just like having sex on the side of a brownstone?

Signed, Your Number 1 Fan of Color

Xilla The Sexual Intellectual.

“I’m coming, I’m coming. R.A.W” Big Daddy Kane’s Raw is one of the best hip hops songs ever created, but a recent study might hold the key to why people go crazy once they have sex with each other. So if you’re wondering why that girl won’t stop blowing up your phone, or why that guy keep showing up at your house at all hours of the night, this might shed some light on things.

HAVING sex without a condom is good for your mental health, according to controversial research conducted by a leading Scottish psychologist.
Professor Stuart Brody concludes that unprotected heterosexual sex can significantly boost men and women’s mental wellbeing.
Using a measure of psychological health developed in Canada, Mr Brody concluded that condom use was associated with members of the sample who exhibited problems dealing with stress.
Those that had unprotected sex appeared to be able to deal with stress in a more mature way by taking effective action. They also had better mental health.
“The more often people are using condoms independent of age, independent of the nature of their relationship, the greater use of immature defence mechanisms against stress.
“In contrast, the more often they have sex without condoms, the better their mental health and the more mature their mechanisms.” Source 

What do y’all think about this?

Once while my manxilla was encased in some that warm, wet and gushy stuff I had an ephiphany. It may have been one of mygreatest thoughts ever. You might not know this but it is during sex that I have my greatest thoughts and ideas. So I compiled a list of 5 things people think about during sex. Grab your pens and post its you’re going to want to take notes.

That Body: Sometime you just want to enjoy the view. The site of a woman’s body is absolutely amazing. So while we are digging into that gushy stuff, we are admiring her boobs. “Oh how round they are!” While hitting it from the back we are astonished by her butt. It is almost hypnotic as we watch the waves that occur when we smack that @ss. Ladies are no different they also marvel at the man’s body. Arms, chest, abs the beads of sweat forming on his forehead as he works her hole. 

Bills, Sports & Shopping List: Fact of the matter is that sometime we need to focus on other things just to make sure we don’t finish to early. For women, she may have a different reason for thinking about things like her shopping list during sex. Maybe the dude just isn’t hitting the right spots, but for us men we do it so we can last longer. I know there have been times when I started counting backwards to make sure I wouldn’t bust too early. I even recited rap lyrics to try to drown out her moans so I can keep on going.

Lies: We’ve all been here at one time or another. Things have just happened and you are having sex. Either you were near the end of sex or just wanted the sex to be over. This is wen you start thinking of a lie. You may be thinking of a lie to end the sex or the lie you are going to tell your boo when you get home, but you’re thinking of a lie. 

Another Mother F*cker: I know lying was the last thing we thought about, but lets not lie. We’ve all thought about another mother f*cker at one point. Known or unknown. Ladies thought about Trey Songz, Idris Elba, or Reggie Bush, while getting their back blown out by a regular dude! Men have thought about the fly waitress from the diner, the beautiful model whose picture was posted on blogxilla.com or his girl’s best friend, while his girl was riding him like a water ride in July. All I’m saying is beware your boo might be thinking about another person. Would you be cool with that?

Breaks: Lastly a lot of people think about the condom breaking. No one wants to have a baby in a recession or catch something they can’t give back.

People think about a lot of different things during sex, I would like to know what’s going through your mind while you’re doing the do. Do you even think about anything? I know a lot of times I don’t think at all.

I’ve been dealing with a lot of haters lately. One who even copy and pasted my blogs and put them forth as his own. I called him up so quick. I can only say it must be the increased traffic and increased recognition. If you didn’t know, traffic on BlogXilla.com is at an all time high, last month we broke a record for visitors, views and impressions and the globalgrind network is now larger than Media Takeout. I owe that to each one of you. I’ve been doing a lot of hard work, recently spent the last week flying around the country and I’m a bit tired and mentally drained.

I’ll admit I’ve had haters before, but these new haters are on a whole different level one of my haters have spent the whole day writing twitter messages about me and how I can’t write. I mean if I didn’t say I’m a terrible writer all the time I wouldn’t be upset, but I say this all the time. lol Anyway this new hater gave me a great idea. I am going to write about the top 5 sexual haters of the world.

Babies: Is it me or does a child always need attention when you’re trying to get it on? While I don’t have sex while my daughter is around, I have been with women with kids. Children must have a six sense to know when their mother is about to get the pipe because they seem always to wake up, cry or wander into the room while sex is going down.

That One: If you ever tried to holla or been holla’d at while with your friends there is always one who wants to hate. You’re trying to get your groove on and someone says “we came together we leave together” or “how am I going to get home” or there is the thought that about time I drop this bird off, it’s going to be too late to get a good f*cking going.

The Limp D*ck: There have been times that for some reason or another I just couldn’t get it up. Maybe I wanted it too much or maybe I was tired, but there have been times when it just doesn’t work! I say I’m being cock blocked by my cock!

Aunt Flow: Ladies, have you ever planned a nice weekend and you just knew you were going to ride your man like a bum rides the 3 train begging for cash? I’ve been cock blocked by aunt flow many times. Why do you women not tell a dude this, until after the date is done? Y’all know we were expecting having sex, and you wanna pop that info on a dude at the last minute. We kissing and I reach down and get the un unnnnn!!! SMCH!

The Hater: This is the low live who has nothing else to do with their time but hate on another person. This person usually has no picture up on their web pages, send twitter messages trying to get someone to pay attention to them and will not allow their friends to get any ass period. They will tell dirty secrets, get in the way and actually… this person probably doesn’t have any real friends. They just walk up and ruin a mood whereeverand whereever they can.

Derek Jeter is loved by the ladies, but have you ever wondered what a night with Derek is like? So when I got this dropped into my inbox by one of my readers, who thought it would be good for my site. I couldn’t agree with her more. So enjoy this story of two women who spent the night we DJ

They met Derek Jeter at one of the off campus hangouts. The Yankees were in town playing, the girl she was with recognized him and wanted to get a picture and an autograph for her dad. She said she asked the tall guy with him to ask. They were invited to a table they were sitting at and even though the girl she was with was not old enough to drink, he bought drinks for them all. She asked him if he had a girlfriend, this was during the time he was rumored to be dating that girl on MTV. He told her he didn’t have a girlfriend and liked being single. Afterwards she and her friends were invited to his hotel, it was not the hotel that the team was staying. But he left and sent back the tall black guy with him to pick them up.

According to her, when they got to his room he only wanted a blow job from the both of them. She said she didn’t but the other girl did and that Derek Jeter told her that if she didn’t want to perform she shouldn’t have agreed to come. Apparently after he got his blow job, he summoned whoever his friend was to take them home. He didn’t want them spending the night and took their phone numbers but never called. She said he made up some excuse that he couldn’t remember his phone number because he had gotten a new one when she asked for his. He also told them they would have tickets to the game the following day, I guess they must have asked, but when they got there no tickets were at will call. ~ Bronx Baby Girl