I have a female friend who always talks about how easy it would be if she were a man. When she mentions this I always think to myself “you got it made because you’re a woman!” Now I know women don’t get treated as fairly as men, but women also get a lot of special treatment because they are women. I believe my friend is just delusion. Then an epiphany hit, I wondered what would a woman do if she had a penis for a day? So here are some questions for you:

What would you do if you had a penis for a day? Who would you do? Where would you go?

Last year for my birthday I went to a strip club with my then girlfriend, Mel. I rushed her before we left the house, we did the d*mn thing, and then went to see some booty shaking. Leaving strip club around 4 in the morning my girl was really in the mood not to mention drunk out of her mind. She bent down and slobbed my member while I drove on I-85. When we got back to the house I was dead tired but I knew she wanted to have sex again, so we did. I thought a quickie would do, seeing as how we were together earlier in the day. Boy, was I wrong. After I was done I was out like a light, only to be awakened by her mouth on me and then her getting on top and riding away. She succeeded in waking me up, but I was not in the mood. She asked me if I was going to wake up and I said, “No, I’m staying sleep.” She climbed off me and rolled over; we broke up shortly after that.

I say all of that to say this, a lover’s decision whether to sleep or have sex is extremely important. Your relationship may very well depend on it.

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Have you ever had unprotected sex and became worried because once the sticking & licking was over you realized that you didn’t want to have a baby by the person you just slept with? Well despite the morning after pill available, a new study shows that 40% of sexual active girls do not know how the pill works. I’ve come to find that women have a lot of misconceptions about how you can get pregnant. One adult girl actually thought you couldn’t get pregnant if you f*cked standing up… There are a lot of misconceptions about how a woman can get pregnant here are a few of them.

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Imagine you come home from a long day of work and you find, your lover on the couch pleasing them self. What do you do? Now a female is more likely to find this more upsetting than a man. A man will just join in, as a female will start arguing because females tend to think that porn is cheating or they feel like the women in “Horny Mother and Daughters 4″ are hotter than them, or they just tend to think he’s sick. Regardless a woman catching her man watching porn equals a problem.

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Is unprotected sex the new marriage? Thats what an Oakland teenager had to say that has the world in a buzz. He suggested that “among his friends and acquaintances, ditching the condoms for the pill, signifies taking monogamy to a new level.” I thought about it, I looked at all my relationships and well I’ve always gone by that logic as well. Once the condom comes off we are together, and she graduated to the title of wifey.

Some said it was ‘mindless hip-hop MTV” and not intelligent information, but I think its just how people think in urban America. Its not like this is the first backwards ideology we declare gospel there are plenty. We’ll have oral sex with out protection but won’t have intercourse without protect, so we’ll rather eat the disease… Yeah genius.

Now, I do believe that having unprotected sex does build a certain level of trust between partners that doesn’t come natural. Sex in general is a crap roll with your life, and a lot of men and women are gambling with their life, hoping they don’t come home with something that doesn’t go away. So how many times have you been married?

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Just as it’s getting good, just as the a$$ smacking and hair pulling has reached its exciting peak, the kids walk in while backs are getting broken like twigs. Suddenly, Nay-Nay & Lil Man are scared of telephone poles and see visions of mommy being stabbed by a big black stick. But, what do you do when your children catch you having sex? The last thing you want is for your child to grow up scared and sexually confused because they seen mommy was blowing daddy like a Nintendo game so what do you do?

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I think it’s safe to say that Buffie the Body is the premiere booty in the industry since Deelishes and her stretch marks have been outed. (The glory of photoshop) But when Buffie first got in the game her man couldn’t handle the fame and attention of her job.

“I think he’s getting fed up. He started tripping a little bit. He
saying I’m never home, I’m not paying him any attention and he’s
feeling neglected. So he might be out looking for somebody else. I
might be without a boyfriend in the next couple of months. Am I supposed to stop modeling to be with him? If I wanted him to quit
his job he wouldn’t quit his job to be with me. He done built a life
for him, so now I’m trying to build one for me. I wanna keep him, but I
don’t like to be stressed.” ~ Buffie

I hear a lot of females comment on the fact that their man, or any man can’t deal with them being successful and focused on their business. Well I believe that we as men need to swallow our pride and understand that when you have a woman who is determined to be successful you have to do certain things in order for the relationship to work.

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Normally in the first line is where I’ll try to clown the artist I’m referencing before going off into something sexual but I just can’t do that in this case. Jackie O recently told HipHopWeekly she has to sleep with her boss in order to get her advance check.

Everybody that signed [to Poe Boy] had gotten their advance money, but when it came time for me to get my advance, I had to f*ck for my advance,” Jacki told HipHopWeekly. “It was ten stacks and I had to f*ck for it. So naturally it wasn’t something that I’m proud of doing.

As a man let me be the first to say that some of us are pathetic abusing our power for sex, newsflash lame dudes P*ssy is free nowadays. Also ladies, some of you are quick to throw the P in a man’s face for a car, house, light bill, sneakers, or even gas money. Do we realize that when we F*ck for money or pay to uck that we are throwing salt in the game? It is this reason that everyone has a jaded view of love and relationships. When are we going to grow up and be sexual intellectuals and not sexual idiots. F*ck Responsibly