Not That I ever tried crack or anything like that, but some good loving will make you do some crackish things. I bet if I close my eyes and think hard enough I can think back to the time I was deep in some good loving. I felt my sack tighten up and a few minutes later the condom was filled with my man milk. I tried to pull out, but I couldn’t. She had locked her legs around my back and refused to let me out of her. I looked her in her eyes and asked her to release me, she refused. She said she wanted more, to which I replied we’ve been doing it for almost an hour and I’m done. She still wouldn’t let me go.

I told her to let me wash off and we could go for round 2, and a little head would get me right back up. I walked into the bathroom washed off, and set me cell phone alarm for 5 minutes. When I walked back into the room she put the manxilla, which was more like a boyxilla in her mouth and began to suck. 5 minutes later, Jay-Z’s Big Pimping started playing, I spewed off an excuse that needed my immediate attention and attempted to leave. She threatend to bust all the windows out of my mother’s house.

What is it about sex, that makes us do strange things. I have a friend who gave a girl half of HIS rent money so she could get some shoes, I’m sure that deal was brokered in the middle of H.P.A.A.L., (Head, P*ssy & As$ Licking). Another tale is when my home girl told me that her ex dude would walk past her job everyday at 12:45 because and stand there for 30 minutes until she came out for lunch, just so he could see her and then he would say hello, make a sexual comment and walk away.

Sex is the main reason that the economy is no longer booming like it was in the Clinton days. Head in the white house equals a good economy.

I asked a few of my twitter friends to chime in here is what they had to say.

Question: Your Sex is so good it will make a person ___

baby_TPBFE @BlogXilla stalk me

Dafanz @BlogXilla RUIN THEY CREDIT!!!!

CashiusCane @BlogXilla I got a line from one of my songs “I lay the pipe so deep that it touches they heart”

crazyjohnkerecz @BlogXilla Write a bad check! (that goes in the blank..sex is so good that your lover will…)

travybaby @BlogXilla cry tears of joy and bliss!!!

NASDANK @BlogXilla __ search for a cigarette afterwards…

kingboola @blogxilla pay all my bills plus give me gas money

Margo79 @BlogXilla stalk you at work just trying to see if he can get some midday cookies!

maylady84 @BlogXilla sit outside my apt. for 2 days thinking I was in there but I was outta town! LMAO!

EssAyKay @BlogXilla fall asleep in the fetal position sucking their thumb.. repeating “mama…mama..” until they fall asleep. ;0)

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