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Earlier today Rihanna, stopped by Golden Crust, one of the best spots for west indian food in the city. I actually ate here when Globalgrind went through our relaunch. The food is rocking, great food to eat before you get it on I swear… or maybe I was just destined for great love making in a city hotel. Speaking of hotel’s Rihanna was staying in the same Hotel as her ex Chris Brown. Do y’all think this was a planned creep? I do. There is nothing like doing the nasty w/ an ex. Her team issued a statement maybe to save Chris Brown from catching a charge. The rep said “This was a coincidence, she’s stayed there before as have thousands of other people.” Anyway Chris Brown was photographed in NYC this weekend too. You can see that pic under the jump.

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I just want to put your ankles on your earlobes. I want to put you in so many different positions that when you fill out the paper work at for next job, you’ll put doggy style, and reverse cow girl w/ a speciality in putting your own ankles near your ears. I want to do things to you that you’ve only imagined, like having sex in a hot air balloon. I just want to have sex, and I don’t see what the big deal is.

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“Hmm, how do I say this? I guess the best way to say it, is to just come out with it. I wanna f*ck you.” Not very subtle right? Well I’m sure we’ve all developed code words or phrases so we won’t have to say “hey I want you to come over so I can stick the manxilla so deep inside you, your eyeballs will start to bulge out of your skull.” So, with a little bit of help from my twitter friends I’ve come up with some clever ways to let your lover know, hey I want some, without saying hey I want some. 

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A woman knows if she’s going to sleep with a man from the moment she lays her eyes on him. Yet, just because she knows doesn’t mean a man can’t lose his coochie coupon to her sweet, nasty and gushy stuff. Here are reasons she will not sleep with him.
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“You know you really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn’t even help you. You need to go to like Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That’s the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks. No. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That’s what I’m talking about because that’s the only way you’re going to get better.”

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I don’t want a threesome anymore. Mainly because I don’t trust these hoes. These days you have to be more cautious of your girl’s female friends than you do her male friends. There is a new breed of female who appreciates a woman’s beauty more than she appreciates a man’s excellence. While these niggas are busy trying to get a woman’s opinion on his salmon colored shirt and how it matches his kicks. Kanye approved of course.

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Women are becoming more and more Common these days. Mainly because more often women see the bitch in men. Whether you call it bitchassness or just bitching, certainly lots of men whine and complain too much. I have found myself whining to a woman who just would not accept my advances, but have you ever stopped to think maybe it’s you who brings out the bitch in him?

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