Once while my manxilla was encased in some that warm, wet and gushy stuff I had an ephiphany. It may have been one of mygreatest thoughts ever. You might not know this but it is during sex that I have my greatest thoughts and ideas. So I compiled a list of 5 things people think about during sex. Grab your pens and post its you’re going to want to take notes.

That Body: Sometime you just want to enjoy the view. The site of a woman’s body is absolutely amazing. So while we are digging into that gushy stuff, we are admiring her boobs. “Oh how round they are!” While hitting it from the back we are astonished by her butt. It is almost hypnotic as we watch the waves that occur when we smack that @ss. Ladies are no different they also marvel at the man’s body. Arms, chest, abs the beads of sweat forming on his forehead as he works her hole. 

Bills, Sports & Shopping List: Fact of the matter is that sometime we need to focus on other things just to make sure we don’t finish to early. For women, she may have a different reason for thinking about things like her shopping list during sex. Maybe the dude just isn’t hitting the right spots, but for us men we do it so we can last longer. I know there have been times when I started counting backwards to make sure I wouldn’t bust too early. I even recited rap lyrics to try to drown out her moans so I can keep on going.

Lies: We’ve all been here at one time or another. Things have just happened and you are having sex. Either you were near the end of sex or just wanted the sex to be over. This is wen you start thinking of a lie. You may be thinking of a lie to end the sex or the lie you are going to tell your boo when you get home, but you’re thinking of a lie. 

Another Mother F*cker: I know lying was the last thing we thought about, but lets not lie. We’ve all thought about another mother f*cker at one point. Known or unknown. Ladies thought about Trey Songz, Idris Elba, or Reggie Bush, while getting their back blown out by a regular dude! Men have thought about the fly waitress from the diner, the beautiful model whose picture was posted on blogxilla.com or his girl’s best friend, while his girl was riding him like a water ride in July. All I’m saying is beware your boo might be thinking about another person. Would you be cool with that?

Breaks: Lastly a lot of people think about the condom breaking. No one wants to have a baby in a recession or catch something they can’t give back.

People think about a lot of different things during sex, I would like to know what’s going through your mind while you’re doing the do. Do you even think about anything? I know a lot of times I don’t think at all.

Are you tired of just going out to eat or to the movies? Well every once in a while you have to go on the big boy date. The none couple above are seen in Barbados splashing around in the sun and riding waterskis. Here are a few ideas for the big boy date that you can use. [Oh yeah more pictures inside]

The Cruise – Going on a cruise can be a great getaway and nine times out of ten you’ll have to fly down to the departure point. So the flight is your chance to join the mile high club.

Weekend in the Woods/Lake – A lot of rural places have resorts or cabins for rent where you can enjoy a nice quiet weekend with your boo. Make love by the fire place, or soak in a jacuzzi by the lake.

Change Coast and Go – If you’re on the West coast fly to the easy coast and if you’re on the East coast fly to the West coast. A change in time zone can do a relationship good.

One night a group of my co-workers got together for the Negro past time, a night of drinks and spades. At the time I was sleeping with this light skinned girl, with a butt like Bria Myles who worked at my job. She was beautiful, but she has the brain of a 7th grader. [No offense to 7th graders] That night while playing spades, a hearts lead there was a duece, a nine, and six laying on the table we need one book to not to get shot, she throws out a 5 of hearts. Another suit plays and low and behold the ace of hearts comes flying out of her hand and we lose the game. That night, I banged her like I hated her.

Top 5 of the dumbest things said to my Twitter friends by their bf/gf

Number 5 – When telling this dumb ass that I was sick of him being so “vague” he said, “What? Is that even a word? Or are you making it up? – @Savvyfatty

Number 4 – the dumbest thing a boyfriend has done was constantly asking if there are any refills for drinks at every restaurant. Always – @mzvirgo

Number 3 – after sex w/ ex, I went 2 wash up & noticed nut. I asked him if he nutted n me, he said “u cant get pregnant from anal sex” we werent havin anal sex but his dumb ass thought we were, so I got knocked up. needless to say, my son will be celebrating his 10th bday in Oct =) @CathrynMarie

Number 2 - He called another girl while I drove on the freeway. Then actually got out the car when I pulled over and told him to. The latter was the dumbest. He was snickering and such as he exited. Guess he didn’t think I was going to really pull off… @Marleaux

Number 1 – while trying to loose weight my ex girl told me that she drank a slim fast with every meal. Lmao @ThisIsMiguel

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Would you want your wife/girl to be your own personal porn star?

My answer, yes of course, there has been some misconception about a lady in the streets and a freak in the bed. I have heard people say that if she is a freak in the bed she is a freak in the streets too, but I beg to differ. A few ladies I have dealt w/ have been the biggest freaks in the world take for example…

female number 1:

before we got serious it was on, ALL THE TIME! I used to get head all the time w/ the end result being her swallowing or her rubbing it in all over her chin… but then as soon as I wifed her… the swallowing stopped? WTF!?!?!

Damn that’s why I wifed you… I mean once she was wifey the sexy messages stop the freaky convo just stopped, that like getting a job w/ the presumption of benefits and then once you been there for six months all you get is your paycheck…  so once that stopped and my Animalistic instincts were not fulfilled I began to look for it elsewhere…  So along came Sally who was a pro @ double jointed McTwist & the Brooklyn Belly Ball Bounce. I would come home w/ a smile which left me not touching wifey… My Sexual Thirst was Quenched.

Female number 2: I thought she was a Goddess. She wasn’t my girl but i was going to make her mine. One Summer evening we planned a trip to the club. oh yes, a night full of drinking and dancing. So I’m posted up at the bar in my club stance… I was that Jersey Nicca Shining in my flashy days. I was Wearing a Authentic Jersey (b4 the Authentic Jersey’s were popping) Matching Colorful Uptowns w/ the Matching Shoelaces… this was before the kids so I brother had a lot of Extra Paper lol but I’m sipping on my Long Island and I notice my Goddess Talking to some dude putting a number in his Cell phone… So I Strolls over and Look at them and smile… Then Gracefully walks away… No longer Posting up against the wall I walked over to the Big booty girl who had been eying me all night long… So I walks behind her and starts dancing… The Goddess is not my girl so hey she’s doing it like that why not me… I’m whispering on BBG’s ear well more like yelling b/c the music is blasting… lol Then my goddess comes behinds me and starts dancing so I turn around sammiched in between the 2 hottest females in the club we dance until the end of the song. the next song is not one i like so I pull my goddess over to the wall and she starts grinding her ass against my ManHood!! I guess the liquor was taking effect. She looks at me w/ all my Swagger, Braids Fresh to death and tells me she wants me now…

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I look down to see her pulling my hand on her pussy… She says I want you NOW!!! there are 4 floors in this club I made my rounds threw each of them and notice it’s not that many people on the top floor… So that’s where we head to. Still a bit shy I say let’s hit the bathroom… No attendant No one in there it’s empty you can hear the music bumping in the empty Bathroom… SO we enter a stall she kisses me I kiss back Turn her around, pull her pants down and its on… Moans, grunts and Thigh on Ass Thumping Resonated from the Stall… A group of Girls come into the bathroom talking about how the guy at the bar buying them drinks is so ugly… Shit we are caught but I’m not stopping I cover her mouth w/ my hand and pound away. Letting go inside of my Goddess… now we whisper how are we going to get out b/c they are just chilling in the bathroom like that’s the hottest spot in the club… So we formulate a plan… my goddess walks out the stall I count to 30 and then walk right out not looking at anyone… to a chorus of OH SNAP!!!!

But my point is why wouldn’t someone want this type of fun exclusively w/ one person… the person you call your wife/Wifey?

So how would y’all answer this question?

Dear BlogXilla,

I read a lot of your blogs and it seem like you give really good advice so I have a question for you. If I was your woman what number would I be on you friends list? I have been dating a guy for about 2 two years and I am ONLY number four on his list. Right now I feel like our relationship is at a cross roads and I am not sure this is where I need to be. Am I wrong for taking that personally? Not that four is a bad number if you fall under very important people, but does that mean I am just not all that important in his life? what do you think?

Signed,

FOURida Evans,

Dear FOURida Evans,

It all depends on who is in front of you, I personally feel like their should be rules to the myspace top friends list. Should be concerned? On one hand it’s just myspace, but on the other IT IS myspace! Notorious for Myspace jump offs and old flames hooking up to rekindle lost love, or just a good fcuk. I mean depending on who is in front of you, you shouldn’t have a problem with it. If it’s his mother, sister or other close family, then no! If it’s Tila Tequila or Ms.Williams, then there may be cause for concern.

There is nothing wrong w/ wanting to be number 1 in someone’s life, or even their myspace page, shouldn’t we all strive to be number one? Now, if you feel your relationship is at a “cross road”, then my advice to you is to have a discussion about it, if dude is still in love w/ you, he shouldn’t have a problem w/ talking about the problems in a relationship. Chances are If he give you mess, about it then he probably has something to hide, and you should head down that other road, and save yourself some heartache and pain. Let him know where you stand on the issue of myspace, and life in general, ask yourself if you feel like you’re important in his life. You know where the problems lie, and whatever your uncomfortable with address it. Why sit in a relationship if it’s not making you happy? But it is just Myspace. But I will admit that I’m low on one of my Friends pages and there are 3 guys ahead of me…. and I don’t like it ONE BIT!!!

Until The Next Plate of Chicken and Waffles
Xillionaire

PS How Would you Handle this situation?

Please send all request for advice to Xilla[at]BlogXilla[dot com]

Dear BlogXilla,

I read a lot of your blogs and it seem like you give really good advice so I have a question for you. If I was your woman what number would I be on you friends list? I have been dating a guy for about 2 two years and I am ONLY number four on his list. Right now I feel like our relationship is at a cross roads and I am not sure this is where I need to be. Am I wrong for taking that personally? Not that four is a bad number if you fall under very important people, but does that mean I am just not all that important in his life? what do you think?

Signed,

FOURida Evans,

Dear FOURida Evans,

It all depends on who is in front of you, I personally feel like their should be rules to the myspace top friends list. Should be concerned? On one hand it’s just myspace, but on the other IT IS myspace! Notorious for Myspace jump offs and old flames hooking up to rekindle lost love, or just a good fcuk. I mean depending on who is in front of you, you shouldn’t have a problem with it. If it’s his mother, sister or other close family, then no! If it’s Tila Tequila or Ms.Williams, then there may be cause for concern.

There is nothing wrong w/ wanting to be number 1 in someone’s life, or even their myspace page, shouldn’t we all strive to be number one? Now, if you feel your relationship is at a “cross road”, then my advice to you is to have a discussion about it, if dude is still in love w/ you, he shouldn’t have a problem w/ talking about the problems in a relationship. Chances are If he give you mess, about it then he probably has something to hide, and you should head down that other road, and save yourself some heartache and pain. Let him know where you stand on the issue of myspace, and life in general, ask yourself if you feel like you’re important in his life. You know where the problems lie, and whatever your uncomfortable with address it. Why sit in a relationship if it’s not making you happy? But it is just Myspace. But I will admit that I’m low on one of my Friends pages and there are 3 guys ahead of me…. and I don’t like it ONE BIT!!!

Until The Next Plate of Chicken and Waffles
Xillionaire

PS How Would you Handle this situation?

Please send all request for advice to Xilla[at]BlogXilla[dot com]

Dear BlogXilla,

I read a lot of your blogs and it seem like you give really good advice so I have a question for you. If I was your woman what number would I be on you friends list? I have been dating a guy for about 2 two years and I am ONLY number four on his list. Right now I feel like our relationship is at a cross roads and I am not sure this is where I need to be. Am I wrong for taking that personally? Not that four is a bad number if you fall under very important people, but does that mean I am just not all that important in his life? what do you think?

Signed,

FOURida Evans,

Dear FOURida Evans,

It all depends on who is in front of you, I personally feel like their should be rules to the myspace top friends list. Should be concerned? On one hand it’s just myspace, but on the other IT IS myspace! Notorious for Myspace jump offs and old flames hooking up to rekindle lost love, or just a good fcuk. I mean depending on who is in front of you, you shouldn’t have a problem with it. If it’s his mother, sister or other close family, then no! If it’s Tila Tequila or Ms.Williams, then there may be cause for concern.

There is nothing wrong w/ wanting to be number 1 in someone’s life, or even their myspace page, shouldn’t we all strive to be number one? Now, if you feel your relationship is at a “cross road”, then my advice to you is to have a discussion about it, if dude is still in love w/ you, he shouldn’t have a problem w/ talking about the problems in a relationship. Chances are If he give you mess, about it then he probably has something to hide, and you should head down that other road, and save yourself some heartache and pain. Let him know where you stand on the issue of myspace, and life in general, ask yourself if you feel like you’re important in his life. You know where the problems lie, and whatever your uncomfortable with address it. Why sit in a relationship if it’s not making you happy? But it is just Myspace. But I will admit that I’m low on one of my Friends pages and there are 3 guys ahead of me…. and I don’t like it ONE BIT!!!

Until The Next Plate of Chicken and Waffles
Xillionaire

PS How Would you Handle this situation?

Please send all request for advice to Xilla[at]BlogXilla[dot com]

Dear BlogXilla,

I read a lot of your blogs and it seem like you give really good advice so I have a question for you. If I was your woman what number would I be on you friends list? I have been dating a guy for about 2 two years and I am ONLY number four on his list. Right now I feel like our relationship is at a cross roads and I am not sure this is where I need to be. Am I wrong for taking that personally? Not that four is a bad number if you fall under very important people, but does that mean I am just not all that important in his life? what do you think?

Signed,

FOURida Evans,

Dear FOURida Evans,

It all depends on who is in front of you, I personally feel like their should be rules to the myspace top friends list. Should be concerned? On one hand it’s just myspace, but on the other IT IS myspace! Notorious for Myspace jump offs and old flames hooking up to rekindle lost love, or just a good fcuk. I mean depending on who is in front of you, you shouldn’t have a problem with it. If it’s his mother, sister or other close family, then no! If it’s Tila Tequila or Ms.Williams, then there may be cause for concern.

There is nothing wrong w/ wanting to be number 1 in someone’s life, or even their myspace page, shouldn’t we all strive to be number one? Now, if you feel your relationship is at a “cross road”, then my advice to you is to have a discussion about it, if dude is still in love w/ you, he shouldn’t have a problem w/ talking about the problems in a relationship. Chances are If he give you mess, about it then he probably has something to hide, and you should head down that other road, and save yourself some heartache and pain. Let him know where you stand on the issue of myspace, and life in general, ask yourself if you feel like you’re important in his life. You know where the problems lie, and whatever your uncomfortable with address it. Why sit in a relationship if it’s not making you happy? But it is just Myspace. But I will admit that I’m low on one of my Friends pages and there are 3 guys ahead of me…. and I don’t like it ONE BIT!!!

Until The Next Plate of Chicken and Waffles
Xillionaire

PS How Would you Handle this situation?

Please send all request for advice to Xilla[at]BlogXilla[dot com]