Model: Destiny Grigsby

Some things you just don’t want to do, and other things can be done if you do them right. Spending 40 hours a day in one place is bound to lead to some sort of attraction, so in order to help out a reader I’ve made a short list of do’s and don’ts of the office romance. What else could we add to this list?

Do’s
Keep it on the low. It’s okay to let people know you’re involved but you don’t have to broadcast it in a mass email or memo on company paper.

Go to lunch together. Lunch time and breaks would be the best time to display affection. Make out in the car off company property and enjoy each others company.

Include others. Every relationship should come with a sex of relationship friends. Use work to build those friendships. This will give the couple a chance to interact with others. While both of you may have your own friends those friends could be bias towards an ex lover which may create problems.

Talk electronically: use text messaging to converse with one another while at work. If you are always at your lover’s desk it will give the impression that you are not working. The boss will not like this and it could lead to policy changes.

Stay late: when there is an excuse to stick around the office, do it together. The later it is, the more likely less people will be in the office. So since this is a sex blog the more likely you can have sex in the office. Oh yeah!!!

Have you ever wanted to have hot wild monkey sex with someone from your job? I onced worked at an office full of beautiful women, and it seems like at every job I had, I was always sexually involved with one of the women in the office. I mean it’s almost guaranteed that if you spend 40 hours a week around someone one of you are bound to catch feelings. So I decided to come up with a few of the most frequent locations for office sex. The Bosses Office - Being the boss has it’s perks, especially when it comes to ruthless women who are willing to sleep their way to the top. So it’s only natural that the boss will call the women in for a special meeting behind closed doors or even after work. She’ll get a rush being on top of a desk, getting piped out by the man who signs the checks. I remember when I was the manager for the company I worked for in the past, my lady and I would take extra long lunches and stare at each other the entire day.

The Supply Room - Thumb tacks and staplers aren’t the only things to get to do the sticking in the supply room. As it’s the most likely place someone will have sex in a office. It’s not a lot of traffic and it tends to have a lot of boxes for support to allow numerous positions.

Scan the room, is Derrick at Tasha’s desk again? Is the married Tammy, sneaking off to lunch with the boss for the forth time this week? If your office is anything like the ones I used to work in then you’ve seen these things before. At one of my jobs things were so bad when it came to office dating that, this lady’s husband drove his truck into the back my manager’s Benz while he and the guy’s wife were enjoying lunch behind the building. Which leads me to think about the ethics of an office romance.

Finding a bust it baby at your office can be easy, with all the moral booster’s jobs like to put on, and not to mention the fact that you’re around that person for 40 hours a week. Yet, they always seem to end terrible so here are some rules to making it work.

Keep it on the low - Take a page from Rihanna and Chris Brown and keep the relationship under wraps. It’s okay for people to think or suspect there is a relationship, but once they know you’re an item they’ll be looking for every reason to break the two of you up.

May I have your attention please - Don’t draw too much attention to yourself. If you’re banging your manager don’t allow him or her to spend all of their time at your desk and vice versa. People are going to talk and when evaluations come around and you have to have a closed door meeting people will think you’re doing the nasty on the desk.

Benefits - Special treatment, yea an office relationship can have it’s benefits you get stuff from your lover’s dept quicker than most people or you get assigned the least stressful activities, but when you’re in the lunch room you get the side eye. So try to avoid accepting or requesting any special treatment.

Don’t Drink & Drive - When ever the office decided to have a holiday party, don’t drink too much. You know every year someone drinks too much and will provide the office with fodder for lunch breaks on Monday. So by watching how much you drink you can almost assure that the pictures of you blowing your boss under the table won’t make it rounds through microsoft outlook.

Scan the room, is Derrick at Tasha’s desk again? Is the married Tammy, sneaking off to lunch with the boss for the forth time this week? If your office is anything like the ones I used to work in then you’ve seen these things before. At one of my jobs things were so bad when it came to office dating that, this lady’s husband drove his truck into the back my manager’s Benz while he and the guy’s wife were enjoying lunch behind the building. Which leads me to think about the ethics of an office romance.

Finding a bust it baby at your office can be easy, with all the moral booster’s jobs like to put on, and not to mention the fact that you’re around that person for 40 hours a week. Yet, they always seem to end terrible so here are some rules to making it work.

Keep it on the low – Take a page from Rihanna and Chris Brown and keep the relationship under wraps. It’s okay for people to think or suspect there is a relationship, but once they know you’re an item they’ll be looking for every reason to break the two of you up.

May I have your attention please – Don’t draw too much attention to yourself. If you’re banging your manager don’t allow him or her to spend all of their time at your desk and vice versa. People are going to talk and when evaluations come around and you have to have a closed door meeting people will think you’re doing the nasty on the desk.

Benefits – Special treatment, yea an office relationship can have it’s benefits you get stuff from your lover’s dept quicker than most people or you get assigned the least stressful activities, but when you’re in the lunch room you get the side eye. So try to avoid accepting or requesting any special treatment.

Don’t Drink & Drive – When ever the office decided to have a holiday party, don’t drink too much. You know every year someone drinks too much and will provide the office with fodder for lunch breaks on Monday. So by watching how much you drink you can almost assure that the pictures of you blowing your boss under the table won’t make it rounds through microsoft outlook.