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50 Reasons Why SOME Men Aint…

Xillionaire — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 15:19:12 +0000

Photo By Kirk McGirt

Sh!t, okay after putting the females on blast with 30 reasons women ain’t... and getting cursed out by a few women who the blog hit a little too close to home for them, I had to put the dudes on blast as well. I know my species has some very foul ways about us, but hey… We are no better than women. Enjoy.

He openly flirts with other women in front of his girlfriend
He tells everybody he doesn’t have a girl even though he’s driving her car, living in her house and wearing the Jordan’s she purchased for him
He’ll still try to have sex with a woman, even though he slept with some chick earlier that day
He can’t last more than 2 minutes
He never tries to please his woman during sex
He can’t eat coochie
He can’t keep a job
He has numerous kids that he doesn’t take care of
He can’t fix a flat tire
He sags his pants

The 7 Types Of Men You Meet At The Club

Xillionaire — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 16:39:22 +0000

Written By Miss. Sex E.D.

Sure, I’ve heard success stories of people meeting at the club, falling in love and getting married. But I’ve heard more unsuccessful and horror stories from club meetings. And it’s made me think, contrary to some popular belief, that the club may not be the best place to pick up the person you’re trying to bring home to meet the folks.

I just know I can count on one hand how many guys I’ve met at the club and actually kept in contact with. When I go out I tend to see the same type of guys. Actually there are seven types that I’ve become familiar with.

The Top Men Women Want To See Shirtless

Xillionaire — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:02:02 +0000

This one is for the ladies. I asked my twitter friends which men they would love to see with their shirt off and out of all the replies, here are the results. Don’t worry fellas, I got you all tomorrow, a treat for the ladies first.

Markus Patrick – Requested by – Cocoa Chanel on Twitter

Latest news: It looks like Markus Patrick posed for playgirl.

I know you remember Marcus Patrick from “All My Children”?!? Or even “Days Of Our Lives”?!? It’s rare to see a full frontal scene from “Playgirl” with a black model but this was very tastefully done.

Click here to see the spread.

Click the next number for more men women love to see

Fat Funky Bad Baby Batter

Xillionaire — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:34:03 +0000

One of the most beautiful women I know has a fettish for man boobs and hot air balloon guts, but I wonder if she knows that obese men have bad sperm. Yes that’s right, overweight men are more likely to have a low sperm count and a 40 percent higher chance of having some sperm abnormalities. So is this the reason why we have so many weirdo’s in the world?

If you wonder why, it may be a tempature issue and since big dudes have more fat down below, their nuts are not 2 degrees cooler like they should be therefore producing bad nut juice. Try this.

1. Eat better – Pineapples will make your “juice” taste better. That goes for all men, and the ladies will thank you as when they go downtown.
2. Work Out – Exercise is a way to stay fit and boost your sperm production as well.
3. Sugar – Diabetes or a high sugar intake also effects your sperm count so cut down on the sweets, chocolate cake and now & laters.

Source

Are Black Woman Really Angry Btches?

Xillionaire — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:00:07 +0000

Neck twirls, finger snaps, cuss words, rolling eyes and ripped out tracks of yaki weave on the ground are all sign that an angry black woman is in the area. The media portrays black women in the worst light. A quick glance at the evening news and your guaranteed to see at least one toothless dark skinned woman within the first 10 minutes.

I used to think that these images of black women on the news were due to all the sane black women with teeth actually having jobs and not being able to witness crime at 2 in the afternoon. However I am sadly mistaken. These days if you’re not buying a woman a drink, or being told that she can buy her own damn drink then 9 times out of ten you’re going to get some neck twirls, finger snaps, cuss words, and a SMCH [official definition - the act of sucking ones teeth in utter disgust.]

Sadly, the reality of today is that these women are still pissed Raheem

left her angry ass for Becky
used her for a pair of Jordan’s, a ride to probation, a Lil Wayne CD & 3 Quickies
never pays her any attention, but drools at her best friends enormous boobs
is more in love with No Job Having Quisha and her 4 kids than her and her ivy league education

Some of those reasons may not apply to certain black women, another woman might simply be pissed off that she whored her self out for 24 years and all she has to show for it are 2 cured std’s, a stretched out coochie and a neat trick she can do with her tongue.

Now surely in no way do I believe all black women are angry b–ches and we’ll all be kidding ourselves if we try to pretend that there aren’t a few angry black b–ches out there, messing it up for all the real black queens. I believe Whoopi Goldberg said it best yesterday when she said the following to Michelle Obama on The View

“I’m really glad to see you because …any time you see black folks on the news, particularly women, they have no teeth, and the teeth that they have have gold around them and they can’t put a sentence together and perhaps now, we can, this is, you are helping to change a perception. I know it sounds funny and silly but If you are a black women and you are tuning in and everytime you see someone who is supposed to represent black women and women not very very fair skin women, I am talking about dark black women, I just want to say thanks.”

For the video of the statement

What Men Talk To Other Men About

Xillionaire — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:47:36 +0000

Travis from the Gym Class Heroes little brother Tyga got robbed by some goon from G-Unit. Not to worry Lil Wayne got it back they don’t seem too concerned with that since his imagine isn’t thug or nothing like that. But Travis, Ne-Yo and Omar got together to chat it up @ the WeMix Webby Awards After Party. I know you’re wondering what are they talking about? Well here are some things men talk to other men about.

A S S - Yes we talk about booty! If you walk pass a crowd of men there is a 90% chance we are going to start a conversation about your butt. It’s too fat, too wide, just right, an onion, an apple or whatever other slang used at the time.

Sex - We will tell our friends most, not all of the details of the jump off we banged last night. I know me personally, I have a rule to never tell anything if the dude knows the chick, seen her in person or knows someone she knows.

Sports - We talk about sports, our fantasy basketball league, who got dunked on by who, and all things athletic.

Music – No matter where you’re at someone knows or think they know something about music. Their cousin read something out mediatakeout, or TMZ or they just plain made something up b/c their cousin DJ’s. We argue all day about whose the best Emcee, Wayne Jay-z or Nas

Politics - Vote For Obama

Our Ex’s - If you’re the girl we used to mess with, with the big booty who brought the J’s we are wearing now. We are talking about you as you read this blog. Let’s face we men talk and these are just a few of the things men talk about in our spare time.