Photo By Kirk McGirt
Sh!t, okay after putting the females on blast with 30 reasons women ain’t... and getting cursed out by a few women who the blog hit a little too close to home for them, I had to put the dudes on blast as well. I know my species has some very foul ways about us, but hey… We are no better than women. Enjoy.
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Written By Miss. Sex E.D.
Sure, I’ve heard success stories of people meeting at the club, falling in love and getting married. But I’ve heard more unsuccessful and horror stories from club meetings. And it’s made me think, contrary to some popular belief, that the club may not be the best place to pick up the person you’re trying to bring home to meet the folks.
This one is for the ladies. I asked my twitter friends which men they would love to see with their shirt off and out of all the replies, here are the results. Don’t worry fellas, I got you all tomorrow, a treat for the ladies first.
One of the most beautiful women I know has a fettish for man boobs and hot air balloon guts, but I wonder if she knows that obese men have bad sperm. Yes that’s right, overweight men are more likely to have a low sperm count and a 40 percent higher chance of having some sperm abnormalities. So is this the reason why we have so many weirdo’s in the world?
If you wonder why, it may be a tempature issue and since big dudes have more fat down below, their nuts are not 2 degrees cooler like they should be therefore producing bad nut juice. Try this.
Neck twirls, finger snaps, cuss words, rolling eyes and ripped out tracks of yaki weave on the ground are all sign that an angry black woman is in the area. The media portrays black women in the worst light. A quick glance at the evening news and your guaranteed to see at least one toothless dark skinned woman within the first 10 minutes.
I used to think that these images of black women on the news were due to all the sane black women with teeth actually having jobs and not being able to witness crime at 2 in the afternoon. However I am sadly mistaken. These days if you’re not buying a woman a drink, or being told that she can buy her own damn drink then 9 times out of ten you’re going to get some neck twirls, finger snaps, cuss words, and a SMCH [official definition - the act of sucking ones teeth in utter disgust.]
Sadly, the reality of today is that these women are still pissed Raheem
Some of those reasons may not apply to certain black women, another woman might simply be pissed off that she whored her self out for 24 years and all she has to show for it are 2 cured std’s, a stretched out coochie and a neat trick she can do with her tongue.
Now surely in no way do I believe all black women are angry b–ches and we’ll all be kidding ourselves if we try to pretend that there aren’t a few angry black b–ches out there, messing it up for all the real black queens. I believe Whoopi Goldberg said (more…)
Travis from the Gym Class Heroes little brother Tyga got robbed by some goon from G-Unit. Not to worry Lil Wayne got it back they don’t seem too concerned with that since his imagine isn’t thug or nothing like that. But Travis, Ne-Yo and Omar got together to chat it up @ the WeMix Webby Awards After Party. I know you’re wondering what are they talking about? Well here are some things men talk to other men about.
A S S - Yes we talk about booty! If you walk pass a crowd of men there is a 90% chance we are going to start a conversation about your butt. It’s too fat, too wide, just right, an onion, an apple or whatever other slang used at the time.
Sex - We will tell our friends most, not all of the details of the jump off we banged last night. I know me personally, I have a rule to never tell anything if the dude knows the chick, seen her in person or knows someone she knows.
