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One of the greatest things about relationships is getting a dirty text message. It’ even better when the person sending the dirty text message is Aubrey O’day. The singer and Maxim girl let the cat out the bag about her sexting until she woke up w/ her dogs on her head. 

“dirty texting right now… its been awhile, forgot how fun this shit is.” A few hours later she sent her next tweet. “Just woke up w/my beautiful dogs sleeping on my head. They are perfection. Hope your day starts as beautiful as mine tweets! God bless!”

FYI: Rules Of Sexting You Should Know

• Learn How To Send A Sexy Pic To Your Man
• Never Check Their Phones
• Don’t Get Caught Cheating via Text message
• Send A Naughty Text After Sex

The babes of BattleStar are about to show some good ole fashion T&A:

Since the new Battlestar movie is coming to DVD before TV, can we expect some R-rated action?
Tricia Helfer: There will certainly be a lot more explicit action on the DVD. And I refuse to have a body double, so you will see a little bit of skin from me as the Six character. There’s also a new character you’ll see in some very intense sex scenes.
Grace Park: Yeah, there’s going to be a T & A version. Though maybe I should say T, C & A, because it’s not just girls this time

      

My whole world has been made better this morning by these lovely pictures of Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza. She also breaks it down and lets the men know that you don’t have to be rich to be her man. 

Does a guy have to be an oil tycoon to get a date with you?

No, he doesn’t have to be a soccer player or an actor, either. He just has to be a special guy who is very genuine.

So ladies if Miss Universe can date a regular dude why do you have so many requirements to date a regualar guy?

Maxim’s Hot 100 Party

Elise Neal is a looker, I mean it looks like she left her dress home and came in lingerie!! I’m not complaining I love it. But what I don’t love is the use of the word freaks “Shawty is a Freak…” It irks the hell out of me. You meet someone and they ask you how freaky are you. I’m not freaky I’m am I Sexual Intellectual.

I like to eat P*SSY until I burp, but does that make me a Freak? When you say freak I think of someone w/ 12 arms 4 legs and 2 heads! all I’m saying is, why does she have to be a freak b/c she likes the Amsterdam Knuckle Dance, (noun) The art of giving a woman a noogie on her vagina when her vagina hair is stubbly. This is used for punishment of not shaving on a regular basis.

Another female I know, (like Adam knew Eve) used to only want to bang missionary style it was all good until things got boring. So one night I told her to turn around and I began hitting it from the back, and I’m killing it. So that time is about to “come” and I pull out with intentions to spread my baby batter all over her apple bottom. But my liquid Xilla’s had different plans they flew over her butt, a top her back and landed on her chin as she looked back b/c I was moaning so loud. She was a sexual intellectual from that point on.

I later came to find out after that moment she created The Jersey Meathook

The Jersey Meathook (noun)A slang term for sticking your thumb in a girl’s ass and your index finger in her p*ssy, then pulling back at the same time.

So Just to let you all know I am not a freak, so please stop w/ the e-mail’s about how freaky you think I am, Now all other messages W/ SEXUAL reference can come straight to blogxilla[at]gmaildotcom

What’s the Freakiest thing you have every done?