Body Of A God With A Gary Coleman Peen • 08.13.09

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What’s up world? My Blogxilla.com family?! Ya girl Marvelous Mo got a conundrum on her hands and I need your help…no, seriously!
Last Wednesday one of my good friends had a listening session for a project he did paying homage to Michael Jackson. Now, before you start to roll your eyes about that, he was working on this project months before MJ’s passing. (more…)
Baby Mamas Doing H*e Stuff In Pumps w/ Kids Around • 08.06.09

I’m baaaaaaaack! Muhahahahaha! Whether you missed me or not, I’m here until Xilla kicks me out! Check this out! Yesterday my handsome friend tweeted some realness that made me hate you dysfunctional baby mamas…again:
“My 2 yr old god daughter just called her dad another mans name when she came from her moms house.. Smh Damn man.. Chicks r the worse” “@_______ yo my brother is besides himself fam.. he don’t know what to do.. she gon’ say ‘sorry you had to find out this way.’ REALLY????”
Pull Out the Hoe Card! • 07.02.09

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What up Xilla Heads? My bad for not stopping by the comment section last week. Ya girl was preparing for her first trip to L.A. for the BET Awards [BIG SHOUT OUT TO XILLA!]. If you’re anything like me, then you leave packing ‘til the night before and buying toothpaste, toothbrushes and other stuff a few hours before your flight. Here in NYC, working as a writer and blogging on the side is a hustle like no other. I love writing, so that’s not the issue. It’s the politicking and staying professional that is a kicker. If you haven’t noticed within these past few weeks, I’m a hot mess.
Is Blood Really Thicker Then Water? • 06.25.09
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So it was my sophomore (or junior) year in high school when the notice got out that an all boys private high school in Harlem was throwing a dance and they extended their invitation to our school. Being in an all girl Catholic high school was a BITCH, so any type of testosterone involved I tried to be around it. At the dance, which happened to be during the height of the Coogi phenomenon, I spotted this guy [Let's call him JEFF] who was checking me out. We danced, exchanged numbers and I left smiling on cloud nine. It wasn’t long when he asked me on a date and introduced me to his funny friends. We talked and hung out more, but my mom grew concerned at how much time I was hanging with this guy on my weekends. Mom proposed that she speak with his mom just so she can figure out what type of person I’m hanging out with. While I’m on AOL chatting in a chatroom and doing homework (by the way, AIM-ing casually & doing homework isn’t even possible to do), my Mom calls me in the kitchen while she’s wiping a tear from her eyes from all the laughter she experienced in her phone call. (more…)
6 Easy Steps To Bang A Depressed Chick • 06.19.09
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“UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH Na na na na!” When I wake up in the morning and I’m feeling extra happy and I feel that I have no limits to my life, I automatically sing that in my head. What are some things that make me feel good about life? Conducting interviews and pieces people really enjoy, hearing great words from my colleagues, good penis, delicious left overs…you get my point. One thing that is definitely not appreciated on a daily basis that we are all guilty of is love from a parent/relative. Specifically, my father. The man has been with me since I took my first breath on this planet & is still supporting my dreams and encouraging my ambitions. So, I guess to add to that list of “things that make Mo feel good” is being loved by my father. This Sunday is a day for all fathers and father figures in your life, hopefully they are alive and well to share it with. If not, well, this world is about to get nuked by North Korea anyway so it looks like he’s in a better place after all.
Mo Is Done With KneeGrow Wood! • 06.04.09

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Dear Blogxilla.com Readers:
I quit! My ignorance has finally shown its ugly face and you guys held the flashlight…well, some of you. Now I won’t apologize for JACK SHIT.
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The Trails x Tribulations Of This Indian Hair • 05.28.09

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Last week I wanted to switch it up and talk about head boppin/crotch diving/ shaft licking… you know, giving head. Nothing repulsive or anything. Unfortunately, most birds in the comment section focused on two words out of the entire blog post: INDIAN HAIR. I tried and tried to steer back on the topic of head wondering why these commenters focused solely on my self description, but nothing worked. So once again I will describe myself to you…. I’m 5’ 8” 132-135 lbs, brown skinned with INDIAN HAIR.
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