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Written by Marvelous Mo for BlogXilla.com

“UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH Na na na na!” When I wake up in the morning and I’m feeling extra happy and I feel that I have no limits to my life, I automatically sing that in my head. What are some things that make me feel good about life? Conducting interviews and pieces people really enjoy, hearing great words from my colleagues, good penis, delicious left overs…you get my point. One thing that is definitely not appreciated on a daily basis that we are all guilty of is love from a parent/relative. Specifically, my father. The man has been with me since I took my first breath on this planet & is still supporting my dreams and encouraging my ambitions. So, I guess to add to that list of “things that make Mo feel good” is being loved by my father. This Sunday is a day for all fathers and father figures in your life, hopefully they are alive and well to share it with. If not, well, this world is about to get nuked by North Korea anyway so it looks like he’s in a better place after all.

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One of my female friends named Tasha was in this relationship with a man,who has cheated on her 23 times… that she knows of, gave her 4 infections and spit on her at least 3 times. Despite all of that it took an a$$ whooping from his “jumpoff” to finally get her to break up with him. I told her she was not only stupid, but dicknotized! What is dicknotized? It’s when you put up with a lot of crap simply because the d*ck is great. Are you dicknotized?

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