[BlogXilla] Dot Com

Travis from the Gym Class Heroes little brother Tyga got robbed by some goon from G-Unit. Not to worry Lil Wayne got it back they don’t seem too concerned with that since his imagine isn’t thug or nothing like that. But Travis, Ne-Yo and Omar got together to chat it up @ the WeMix Webby Awards After Party. I know you’re wondering what are they talking about? Well here are some things men talk to other men about.

A S S - Yes we talk about booty! If you walk pass a crowd of men there is a 90% chance we are going to start a conversation about your butt. It’s too fat, too wide, just right, an onion, an apple or whatever other slang used at the time.

Sex - We will tell our friends most, not all of the details of the jump off we banged last night. I know me personally, I have a rule to never tell anything if the dude knows the chick, seen her in person or knows someone she knows.

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I have been invited to a bachelorette party *yawn* for my cousin. Nothing thrills my heart anymore than spending an evening in a dusty room that smells of badussy, chicken fingers and bottom-shelf rum&cokes while watching some menz gyrate about in their draws. *Stone-faced* Seriously, I don’t know if men know it, (or care) but male strippers are not the business.

I have found most of the time they are either gay or whoreish or both. Don’t get me wrong, female strippers have the extra sheen of jizz dirt on them also, but the male version just seems worse to me. All mixed with testosterone, S-Curl juice, and AXE deodorant. I.Just.Can’t. Don’t get it wrong, I LOVE men, in all their nekkidness, but that whole rub it on my thigh and I slip a fiver in your thong just doesn’t do it for me.