It’s that time of year again when the networks will begin to give you 100 hours of A Christmas Story. I can’t say enough how much I love this movie, “You’ll shoot your eye out” and the narrative alone is priceless. What’ is also priceless is the number of things you can learn about sex and relationships from watching this movie. Here are 5 things I learned about sex by watching “A Christmas Story”.
People say I know a lot about sex, but the funny thing is almost everything I’ve learned has come from some of the strangest things and situations. Growing up and during my father time I’ve realized that you can learn a lot of things about sex and relationship from watching Disney Movies. This one might look friendly, but it’s going to get hot, consider yourself warned.
Over the weekend I got an email from one of my regular readers and I decided to open this one up to the great readers of BlogXilla.com
As a sexual intellectual I seek your advice. My bf is a great lover he’s attentive, knows how to hit the right spots, and the length is just right, but there are a few flaws in our sex life.
- 1.) He’s not circumcised. (Which poses a huge problem for me) When he enters me it hurts and second because I find it difficult to give him oral (and I really pride myself on my oral skills) Its just with him, the extra skin and all, it makes it difficult. (any ideas ??).
- 2.) Second his oral skills are lacking (majorly). I try to tolerate it (since he’s trying and only because he knows I like a good tongue spanking) but he just doesn’t have it and no matter which way I move his head he just doesn’t get it.
We’ve been together for about six months now and I really like (maybe even love him. . lol) so HELP ME PLEASE
As far as his oral skills I can help you out with that I’ve written numerous blogs on how to eat her the right way. I would suggest guiding him and his lackluster tongue towards pleasing you by reading him the following blogs.
As far back as I can remember I’ve always been down to do the do where ever I could. My first girlfriend and I used to do it everywhere. The library, the movies, the park… hell, we even made out in the back of the car with her parents driving. I guess I have a fetish of people witnessing me having sex, because years later when no one was around I made my ex-girl call one of her girl friends and let her listen to us bumping uglies over the phone.
Today when you’re at lunch, walking through your local office park look around the eating area. I’ll bet you’ll see a woman reading a piece of urban lit, True to the Game 3, Bad Girlz 4 Life or any other novel written by someone fresh out of jail. Woman like thugs, d-boys and men with bullet holes or stab wounds etched on there skin. I think for the hope of one day having their life resemble one of their favorite books with out the bloody ending. Yet in the age of straight legged jeans and big man scarfs is the thug still appealing or is his sex appeal starting to sag? (more…)
I’m not going to settle. Thank you for all the prayers things are going to work out just fine I’m convinced.
My daughter comforts me as tears fall from eyes, she tells me it will be like the Suite Life of Zack and Cody as the police drop us off at the Intown-Suites. The alcoholic cousin I’ve been staying with kicked my 6 year old child and myself out of his house last night. Because i told her not to get any Kool-aid. I’ve come to learn that some people don’t do stuff out of the kindness out their heart. Rather they do stuff to have something to hold over your head. So as my writing career once again get set to boom I face my 2nd set back I’m homeless.
1. I never really liked you, I don’t even respect you as a man, you’re a sloppy second loving mother fucking snake… and I hope you die Honestly I think you’re Gay not that anything wrong w/ it b/c I’m cool w/ a few gays dudes but you need to come out the closet dog. I really don’t like you and I’m looking for the perfect excuse to fight you. And No Dana this is not about who you think it’s about.
2. I could care less if you ever breath again.
3. Me and You know who still talk on the regular, so nanny nanny boo boo to you.
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