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Quote of the Day: for the sake of some little mouthful of flesh, we deprive a soul of the sun and light and of that proportion of life and time it had been born into the world to enjoy.

I got a sweet tooth for you girl I’m tempted to taste. I can’t wait to drink your milk You’re looking like a big ole piece of cake. There is a fundamental mistake made by men all over the world, and it give us good oral guys a bad name when we get in a mood like I am in today.

You see a lot of men go down and place a few licks on her, just so she can get frustrated and say let’s just have sex! I know this because I’ve done it before. I’m in that mood today, I want to take a fly shorty and lay her down and eat her from A to Z and from Z to A. I mean eat her like a competitive food eater in one of those competitions. Y’all know what I’m talking about when you see those dudes holding a trophy w/ pie smeared all over their face. Yea like that I want to put my face all up in her middle, b/c my mind tells me that the next woman I eat will taste just like a bag of skittles.

Eating is an art, and there rules to this. So if you men wanna know how to eat it until you need band-aids for your knees here is a step by step guide to going down like a pro.

Ease Down On It

• Before you get ready for your meal it’s best to set the table. Foreplay! It works fellas, kissing is a very sensual move, start by kissing her mouth, soft pecks w/ moist lips, with your hands caressing her face, fingers running through her hair as you move and suck her bottom lip, kissing her neck and running your tongue down the length, work her breast licking your lips again, so they are wet when you graze them across her nipples. A nice way to treat the nipples is to lick from 3 to 9 while massage the other breast and showing both of them equal love. Ease on down stopping at the belly button, and while your down there play w/ her insides from the outside. Push down on her lower abdomen with your outstretched fingers, in sort of a Vulcan death lock, there are some organs in there which stimulate her private part and this will make her just right for eating. If you don’t believe me ask your anatomy professor.

Work The Middle… Rock The Boat

• Gradually move down w/ your fingers, intentionally brushing against her clitoris, and massage the lips of her vagina. I like to take my index finger and my ring finger and push her lips together causing her cl*t to pop up and then massage it w/ my middle finger which I have already made moist, by placing my freshly washed hands into her mouth for lubrication. A guy might want to place her hands on her happy place so she can rub herself the way she likes while he tongue tap her in between her fingers. Forcibly grab her wrist away from her spot and move his tongue across it like Thumper! Tap, Tap, Tap. 

Go for the Kill

• The man should be in a groove now, so pull her lips back and reveal the inside goodness of her goodies, lick it, suck it, poke it, he should do as many things as he can do to it, but pay attention if he does something that she likes she’s going to do one of 2 things moan really loud and tell you not to stop. If she moans real loud keep doing what you’re doing. If she tells you don’t stop, Tell her to shut up and keep doing what she told you not to stop doing. This will turn her on to no end. Females like to feel like they are w/ a MAN! So show her you’re in control and you got this. Eating out is 75% mental.

Batteries Not Included

• The Clit is a delicate flower, and sometimes a guy might need a little help. So just like a gardener needs tools, he should invest in some toys of his own. Buy a bullet! Now sure you can just use hers b/c most women have them, but then you run the risk of licking around a plastic dildo and that’s not a good look. There are a lot of types of bullets, and some changeable tips this adds excitement to the feast you are having. Think of the bullet like hot sauce for the cl*t since it taste like chicken. If you need tips how to eat her w/ a bullet (A sex toy for the none sexual intellectuals) Read this blog I wrote about the topic

After you have ate her right her pussy will be perfect for a wild night of sex and you’ll be more likely to make her cum, so dive in, kiss her to share your meal, bang your manxilla into the side of her walls, throw the head of your manxilla into the bottom of her vag, give her that D that is so good it will make her slap her mama!!!

Not to long ago I got some of the best head ever from a Brooklyn girl. The head was so good that the next time I got head that it didn’t even feel half as good and I found myself wondering how do I tell her that she’s not getting the job done orally.

If you ever been in the recipient of bad head then you know the feeling of wanting it to stop but not wanting to offend the person with your privates in their mouth. So allow me to suggest a few tip to stopping the horror of bad head.

• Treat them like a dog - I don’t mean yank their neck when they start to go the wrong way but reward them when they do something right. It’s called positive reinforcement.
  • Positive reinforcement is the presentation of something pleasant or rewarding immediately following a behavior. It makes that behavior more likely to occur in the future, and is one of the most powerful tools for shaping or changing your lover’s behavior.
• Let out a loud moan, tell them to keep going and to continue to do it just like that. If they stray from the technique then yank their neck. I kid I kid.

Over the weekend I got an email from one of my regular readers and I decided to open this one up to the great readers of BlogXilla.com

As a sexual intellectual I seek your advice. My bf is a great lover he’s attentive, knows how to hit the right spots, and the length is just right, but there are a few flaws in our sex life.

• 1.) He’s not circumcised. (Which poses a huge problem for me) When he enters me it hurts and second because I find it difficult to give him oral (and I really pride myself on my oral skills) Its just with him, the extra skin and all, it makes it difficult. (any ideas ??).
• 2.) Second his oral skills are lacking (majorly). I try to tolerate it (since he’s trying and only because he knows I like a good tongue spanking) but he just doesn’t have it and no matter which way I move his head he just doesn’t get it.

We’ve been together for about six months now and I really like (maybe even love him. . lol) so HELP ME PLEASE

As far as his oral skills I can help you out with that I’ve written numerous blogs on how to eat her the right way. I would suggest guiding him and his lackluster tongue towards pleasing you by reading him the following blogs.

She Deserves A Tongue Spanking

• I also like to push her cl*t in and out my mouth, hitting it with my tongue and lips. By that time my face is pretty wet so I wipe my face off, lick her off my fingers and insert one inside of her with the palm of my hand facing the bottom of her insides. I rub along the bottom wall, work it to the side wall and then up to the top wall.

Moral Oral

• I had her legs Propped up in the air pushing them back and back licking the top of her pussy and going to the bottom of her pussy giving it a total tongue bath!!! but then it happens… While pushing her legs up I go too far down and her as* comes to far up and I plant one hell of a lick right smack on her…

I Eat P*ssy Till I Burp

• Now the key to giving good head is to keep her guessing, slow licks, up and down licks, circle licks, s shaped licks as long as you keep your ears open you’ll know what she likes but here is the key don’t be afraid to leave the cl*t, this is not hide and seek and the cl*t is not home base this is eating pussy 101. Do her a favor swallow…

There are probably a ton of blogs on here about oral but those 3 should be enough to have him eating you more than a fat person at a buffet. Now as far as uncircumsized wieners I’m sorry, but I can’t help you there so this is where I need to open up the floor to the ladies of BlogXilla.com

Have any of you ever experienced a man who wasn’t snipped? How can she handle him?

It’s no secret that woman don’t get to orgasm as much as men, but there are a few things men can do that can not only bring her to the promise land over and over again. Before you read this blog there is a few things you must know. 1) All women are different and like different things. 2) You must let your partner know what it is that you like and how you like it. 3) The setting and mood has to be right because without that she won’t even get in the car to go to the promise land.

Skittles – Most woman can’t come from penetration alone, so you have to make sure the foreplay is on point. So start by kissing her, and making her fell at ease. You can do this in a lot of different ways, like letting her know you want her. A few things I like to do are pay a lot of attention to her nipples if that what she likes, chances are there is a spot on her body that she loves to have licked so lick it.

There is nothing like the taste of a woman, whether it’s her lips, her neck, ear, chest, naval or her lower lips. Kissing these places softly is what must be done, and there is no greater thing to do other than give her some head. Spread her lips, lick gentle and eat her until she comes all over your face till you look like you just won a pie eating contest

Try This:

Gradually move down w/ your fingers, intentionally brushing against her cl*t, then suck on the lips of her p*ssy. I like to take my index finger and my ring finger and push them together causing the cl*t to pop up and then massage it w/ my middle finger which I have already made moist. When you do this you can use her own lips to add to her pleasure. Tongue tap her p*ssy while you’re doing this, your tongue should move like thumper.

Tell Her What She Want To Hear: Woman are emotional beings, so talking to them and letting them know how you feel does a lot towards helping them reach an orgasm. Stroke their ego with compliments and let her know you’re enjoying the way she is making you feel. This will help her relax which is needed in order for her to get to the promise land. Also be sure you woman likes talking in the bedroom if she doesn’t do other things to turn her on, a moan can go a long way when you’re trying to get her to have another orgasm.

To F*ck Or Make Love – Not all women like being made love to, some of them like it rough. Try pulling her hair and letting her know you’re in control with a nice slap on the bum. Switch up speeds and depth, also be sure to pay attention to her body language and the sounds she is making. You sense she is enjoying a particular thing that you are doing then keep doing it. She may even tell you not to stop or right there, listen to her. Even if it doesn’t give you (the guy) the most stimulation its your goal to please her, so hair pulling, choking, soft kisses, or just calling her a dirty little b*tch might do the trick.

If you feel the urge coming on, then slow down and hold back your explosion, tonight is not about you.

What else do women like that can bring them to orgasm?

Every good one deserves a good tongue spanking. Fellas if you don’t know how to achieve this then I got you covered. Ladies if your man, ain’t doing you like this… then click the share this icon below, click on myspace and post a link to this blog as a myspace bulletin to make him aware that every good woman deserves a tongue spanking.

Ladies hear man brag about how good they are when it comes to “going down”, but they are quick to announce that many men come short of their declaration. There are a few things that must be done in order to have a woman’s eye rolling in the back head while she is gripping on the bed yanking at the corner of the bed sheets. So try the following and let’s see how wet you can get from a love and lick kiss.

Warm The Engine

Good oral does not start with cl*t licking, one should work their way down. Start by kissing her lips, and then go on to kiss the length of her neck, go lower and roll your tongue around her nipples. Don’t forget to show both equal attention.

Go even lower, the belly button is a great rest stop on a female because it’s connected to her feel good lady parts. After a sufficient amount of time, it will be safe to go downtown.

Start at the top

There are different methods of eating out, some like to work the whole thing, others like to work the bottom, but me I like to work the top. I start at the cl*t, licking from left to right and working my way down the length of her lady button. Since I have soft lips I like to lick my lips and gently graze her cl*t with my soft wet lips. Then apply a giant lick starting from the base of her pssy up towards her cl*t and then end the tongue stroke by taking her cl*t into my mouth and sucking it.

I also like to push her cl*t in and out my mouth, hitting it with my tongue and lips. By that time my face is pretty wet so I wipe my face off, lick her off my fingers and insert one inside of her with the palm of my hand facing the bottom of her insides. I rub along the bottom wall, work it to the side wall and then up to the top wall. I do all of that while I continue to lick her lips. I tilt my head, lick her lips and finger her at the same time. This is when I push her cl*t out from the inside and lick and suck on it some more.

One important thing to do while eating out is to remember not to concentrate on one part of the pssy.

Bend Her Like A Pretzel

I like to push one of her legs up and then focus my attention on the bottom of her coochie. By this time I’ll probably have two fingers inside of her and I’ll lick her in between my index and middle fingers. I also like to pull my fingers out and let her taste herself. This turns me on because shortly it will be time to pipe her good. After her snack, I push her other leg up and I might lick even lower than the bottom of her sugar walls.

After a good tongue spanking most women want the manxilla, I give it to them but I don’t stop eating. After a good number of strokes inside of her I like to pull myself out of them and lick them more just to make sure she’s not drying out. It beats spitting on them, stopping to get the lube, and spitting on your hand and rubbing your manxilla… That’s just nasty.

There are tons of things you can do to please your woman, but every good lady deserves a good tongue spanking.

This video guide has nothing on the guide I wrote All up in your middle girl you taste like Skittles. Check It out if you missed it. I lost the pictures in my move, I think I might have to write a part II

[The Black Man's Guide To Eating P*ssy]

Yea the sexual intellectual wants you to enjoy the weekend and eat you tonight, so all you’ll need to know are 2 things

Fellas need to know how to eat it and ladies need to know how to get ate