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There are many reasons why people do and don’t date people from the hood. If you remember the first House Party both Kid & Play were scared to venture into Sharane’s hood. Honestly who could blame them? Nevertheless here are a few good things and bad things about dating someone from the hood.

Weed Galore - If you date a real hood chick chances are she knows where to get the best weed on Earth. Now this feature covers both reformed hood chicks and hood hood chicks. Sex on weed is one of the best types of sex one can have. Dating someone from the hood with a weed connect on speed dial is like free ice cream. Who doesn’t love free ice cream? No Lactose!

Endless Grape Soda – Also add Grape Drink, Grape Now & Later, Kool-Aid and Orange Soda.

The Voice - There is nothing like the voice of someone from the hood. Is it me or does almost everyone from the hood have a deep voice. My nephew is 14 and he sounds like Barry White, maybe it’s all that screaming they do.

Rent - Section 8 Apts are awesome, if you work at McDonalds and can pay your rent with one check… *uck what you heard that is dope. It’s one less thing a man would have to trick off on.

Fights – If you’re ever in a fight, which you probably will be dating someone from the hood, you can count on your boo jumping in the fight and fighting with you. They’ll also fight for you, with you, might get you into a fight, and might get you jumped.

A while back, I spoke about females who still date thugs. So today I would like to flip the script and talk about grown men who still date hoodrats. You know that girl who is loud and obnoxious for the sole reason of keeping it real. Real ignorant. I often wonder why men mess with these types of females, because men being the geniuses that we are, will also mess with a civilized woman at the same time and that’s when all hell breaks loose. And below you’ll find the top 3 problems with dating a hood rat chick

A hood rat chick has very little home training so be prepared for public arguments and embarrassing situations. She is likely to show up at your job, family cookout, or mama’s house to start a fight and trust me you don’t want this.

For some odd reason hood chicks are very fertile, so one slip or condom pop and you’ll be paying child support payments for the rest of your life to a woman you never had any intention of staying with, but that’s not really her fault now is it?

The hood chick will stoop to new lows in order to find out if you’re cheating. This means if she find out you’re cheating with a civilized business woman she’ll track her down and whoop your non-hood girls a*s from here to Afghanistan. Chances are this will end in 2 angry females calling your phone nonstop. One trying to find out why you cheated and the other trying to get you to make this hood chick stop calling her job cursing and screaming.

There are many more down falls to dating a hoodrat chick but I’ll save that for another blog.