I’ve been dealing with a lot of haters lately. One who even copy and pasted my blogs and put them forth as his own. I called him up so quick. I can only say it must be the increased traffic and increased recognition. If you didn’t know, traffic on BlogXilla.com is at an all time high, last month we broke a record for visitors, views and impressions and the globalgrind network is now larger than Media Takeout. I owe that to each one of you. I’ve been doing a lot of hard work, recently spent the last week flying around the country and I’m a bit tired and mentally drained.

I’ll admit I’ve had haters before, but these new haters are on a whole different level one of my haters have spent the whole day writing twitter messages about me and how I can’t write. I mean if I didn’t say I’m a terrible writer all the time I wouldn’t be upset, but I say this all the time. lol Anyway this new hater gave me a great idea. I am going to write about the top 5 sexual haters of the world.

Babies: Is it me or does a child always need attention when you’re trying to get it on? While I don’t have sex while my daughter is around, I have been with women with kids. Children must have a six sense to know when their mother is about to get the pipe because they seem always to wake up, cry or wander into the room while sex is going down.

That One: If you ever tried to holla or been holla’d at while with your friends there is always one who wants to hate. You’re trying to get your groove on and someone says “we came together we leave together” or “how am I going to get home” or there is the thought that about time I drop this bird off, it’s going to be too late to get a good f*cking going.

The Limp D*ck: There have been times that for some reason or another I just couldn’t get it up. Maybe I wanted it too much or maybe I was tired, but there have been times when it just doesn’t work! I say I’m being cock blocked by my cock!

Aunt Flow: Ladies, have you ever planned a nice weekend and you just knew you were going to ride your man like a bum rides the 3 train begging for cash? I’ve been cock blocked by aunt flow many times. Why do you women not tell a dude this, until after the date is done? Y’all know we were expecting having sex, and you wanna pop that info on a dude at the last minute. We kissing and I reach down and get the un unnnnn!!! SMCH!

The Hater: This is the low live who has nothing else to do with their time but hate on another person. This person usually has no picture up on their web pages, send twitter messages trying to get someone to pay attention to them and will not allow their friends to get any ass period. They will tell dirty secrets, get in the way and actually… this person probably doesn’t have any real friends. They just walk up and ruin a mood whereeverand whereever they can.