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I have been invited to a bachelorette party *yawn* for my cousin. Nothing thrills my heart anymore than spending an evening in a dusty room that smells of badussy, chicken fingers and bottom-shelf rum&cokes while watching some menz gyrate about in their draws. *Stone-faced* Seriously, I don’t know if men know it, (or care) but male strippers are not the business.

I have found most of the time they are either gay or whoreish or both. Don’t get me wrong, female strippers have the extra sheen of jizz dirt on them also, but the male version just seems worse to me. All mixed with testosterone, S-Curl juice, and AXE deodorant. I.Just.Can’t. Don’t get it wrong, I LOVE men, in all their nekkidness, but that whole rub it on my thigh and I slip a fiver in your thong just doesn’t do it for me.

When Ne-Yo was asked to work with one of Disney’s supreme “garden utensils” Lindsay Lohan from their top of the line hoe collection. He admitted to People magazine that he had his doubts.

“I gotta admit, we were like … ‘Lindsay Lohan?’” Ne-Yo tells Billboard magazine. “I mean, I’ve written for Beyonce Knowles, Mary J. Blige, Rihanna, Celine Dion and … Lindsay Lohan?”

But then she went in the studio and rocked the track called “Bossy” [Not to be confused with Kelis song] So Ne-Yo felt the need to apologize and how did he do that? He tells the magazine:

“She did a ridiculously fabulous job, I was so shocked I had to call her and apologize for what I was thinking because she did so good. I think the world is gonna be surprised.”

**Stares Blankly** I hate to beat a dead horse!! So I’m going to shoot this one.