Maxim’s Hot 100 Party

Elise Neal is a looker, I mean it looks like she left her dress home and came in lingerie!! I’m not complaining I love it. But what I don’t love is the use of the word freaks “Shawty is a Freak…” It irks the hell out of me. You meet someone and they ask you how freaky are you. I’m not freaky I’m am I Sexual Intellectual.

I like to eat P*SSY until I burp, but does that make me a Freak? When you say freak I think of someone w/ 12 arms 4 legs and 2 heads! all I’m saying is, why does she have to be a freak b/c she likes the Amsterdam Knuckle Dance, (noun) The art of giving a woman a noogie on her vagina when her vagina hair is stubbly. This is used for punishment of not shaving on a regular basis.

Another female I know, (like Adam knew Eve) used to only want to bang missionary style it was all good until things got boring. So one night I told her to turn around and I began hitting it from the back, and I’m killing it. So that time is about to “come” and I pull out with intentions to spread my baby batter all over her apple bottom. But my liquid Xilla’s had different plans they flew over her butt, a top her back and landed on her chin as she looked back b/c I was moaning so loud. She was a sexual intellectual from that point on.

I later came to find out after that moment she created The Jersey Meathook

The Jersey Meathook (noun)A slang term for sticking your thumb in a girl’s ass and your index finger in her p*ssy, then pulling back at the same time.

So Just to let you all know I am not a freak, so please stop w/ the e-mail’s about how freaky you think I am, Now all other messages W/ SEXUAL reference can come straight to blogxilla[at]gmaildotcom

What’s the Freakiest thing you have every done?