I don’t want a threesome anymore. Mainly because I don’t trust these hoes. These days you have to be more cautious of your girl’s female friends than you do her male friends. There is a new breed of female who appreciates a woman’s beauty more than she appreciates a man’s excellence. While these niggas are busy trying to get a woman’s opinion on his salmon colored shirt and how it matches his kicks. Kanye approved of course.

I’ve seen woman slobber over Tahiry’s butt, Amber’s boobs, and Rihanna’s nipple ring. Followed by a no nympho or no homo or the now infamous [II] What’s going on these days? As a man I can’t compete with the beauty of a woman, nor can I compete with the dildo of a true lipstick femme, or as I like to call them nigga-b*tches. Not to be confused with b*tch niggas. I have no problem with them, they can befriend one of my chicks anyday, but I don’t trust to studdly hoes. Hell I don’t even trust those extra pretty chicks. They are the main ones who wanna experiment. Get your curious ass away from my chick! I saw you were looking at her butt, in the club. That’s my ass, and I’m 100% sure I can out f*ck you for a good 45 minutes, but that 46th… damn you got me.

I’ve always said I learned how to eat coochie from a lesbian. A nice fine femme I used to work with, who strung me along for a good 9 months before I found out we were on the “SAME TEAM”

You girls fall for those “oh you’re so beautiful” compliments from chicks and next thing you know you’re letting this extra cute girl feel on your boobs while I sit there smiling because I’m thinking about the threesome, while this extra cute nigga-b*tch is about to take my girl with a hurricane tongue that could have brought Dorothy, Ashanti and Diana Ross to Oz and back in 2 minutes flat. Damn nigga-b*tches. NO HOMO, but you have no idea what it’s like to look at a person dressed like a boy that’s so cute you find yourself staring trying to figure out if that’s a guy or a girl. You analyze them like, eye brows arched, eye liner and a fitted cap, and the only way you know its a girl because you notice the damn rainbow accessories she has on. But people from a far just think this nigga staring at another nigga! PAUSE!!! That’s a girl!! Damn it. A girl who will take my chick if I let her, but it’s not going to happen.

One of my exes told me she got a girlfriend now. How the hell did this happen, you might ask. It happened because I tried to talk her best friend into having a threesome with us, and they decided to partake of the festivities without me. You can’t do that it’s against the rules. It’s one of those unwritten rules like how y’all won’t talk to a dude who has looked at your friend like he wanted to smash, or said hi to your friend and she runs and tell you that nigga tried to holla at me. No I didn’t I just said hi, now I can’t holla at the chick I wanted to holla at because I was being nice. I swear y’all ladies got some weird ways.

And how does your coochie just end up in another chicks mouth? Riddle me this pretty young thing? All I’m saying is watch these chicks, they will smile in your face one day and have your coochie or your chicks cooch in their mouth the next. Remember what Marvelous Mo said about the saga of a straight chick, well there is another saga of trying to keep your chick straight.

I think it’s safe to say that Buffie the Body is the premiere booty in the industry since Deelishes and her stretch marks have been outed. (The glory of photoshop) But when Buffie first got in the game her man couldn’t handle the fame and attention of her job.

“I think he’s getting fed up. He started tripping a little bit. He
saying I’m never home, I’m not paying him any attention and he’s
feeling neglected. So he might be out looking for somebody else. I
might be without a boyfriend in the next couple of months. Am I supposed to stop modeling to be with him? If I wanted him to quit
his job he wouldn’t quit his job to be with me. He done built a life
for him, so now I’m trying to build one for me. I wanna keep him, but I
don’t like to be stressed.” ~ Buffie

I hear a lot of females comment on the fact that their man, or any man can’t deal with them being successful and focused on their business. Well I believe that we as men need to swallow our pride and understand that when you have a woman who is determined to be successful you have to do certain things in order for the relationship to work.

Remember that she is a great woman, and probably the best woman you’ve ever had so don’t take her for granted.

Don’t whine because she can’t spend a lot of time with you, because in the long run every moment will be better due to the hard work the both of you put in the relationship.

Schedule time for the 2 of you to be together. She has to eat, so take the lead by setting dinner reservations or preparing dinner can get you some extra points.

Nothing says take a break like good s*x, so hit it from the back, and say the right things and she’ll be down to spend more time with you.

Every once in a while you come across a spirit that is simply fantastic and well Jurnee Smollett is that. The young actress “announced her intentions of working with Wiley College officials to establish a $2 million scholarship fund in honor of Henrietta Bell Wells, the woman behind her “Great Debaters” character.” With all the troubles of child actors it amazing that she still wants to change the world.

In an emotionally charged address, Ms. Smollett vowed that the scholarship fund would “put young girls through college” and help diminish the negative stereotypes and images of black women as depicted by the media, which she feels are sensationalized.

She also writes about her up coming endeavors on her myspace blog. “This project demands me to explore gifts that lie inside of me, bringing me joy that I rarely share with anyone… Well we are glad you have decided to share it with us.

Every once in a while you come across a spirit that is simply fantastic and well Jurnee Smollett is that. The young actress “announced her intentions of working with Wiley College officials to establish a $2 million scholarship fund in honor of Henrietta Bell Wells, the woman behind her “Great Debaters” character.” With all the troubles of child actors it amazing that she still wants to change the world.

In an emotionally charged address, Ms. Smollett vowed that the scholarship fund would “put young girls through college” and help diminish the negative stereotypes and images of black women as depicted by the media, which she feels are sensationalized.

She also writes about her up coming endeavors on her myspace blog. “This project demands me to explore gifts that lie inside of me, bringing me joy that I rarely share with anyone… Well we are glad you have decided to share it with us.

Every once in a while you come across a spirit that is simply fantastic and well Jurnee Smollett is that. The young actress “announced her intentions of working with Wiley College officials to establish a $2 million scholarship fund in honor of Henrietta Bell Wells, the woman behind her “Great Debaters” character.” With all the troubles of child actors it amazing that she still wants to change the world.

In an emotionally charged address, Ms. Smollett vowed that the scholarship fund would “put young girls through college” and help diminish the negative stereotypes and images of black women as depicted by the media, which she feels are sensationalized.

She also writes about her up coming endeavors on her myspace blog. “This project demands me to explore gifts that lie inside of me, bringing me joy that I rarely share with anyone… Well we are glad you have decided to share it with us.

Every once in a while you come across a spirit that is simply fantastic and well Jurnee Smollett is that. The young actress “announced her intentions of working with Wiley College officials to establish a $2 million scholarship fund in honor of Henrietta Bell Wells, the woman behind her “Great Debaters” character.” With all the troubles of child actors it amazing that she still wants to change the world.

In an emotionally charged address, Ms. Smollett vowed that the scholarship fund would “put young girls through college” and help diminish the negative stereotypes and images of black women as depicted by the media, which she feels are sensationalized.

She also writes about her up coming endeavors on her myspace blog. “This project demands me to explore gifts that lie inside of me, bringing me joy that I rarely share with anyone… Well we are glad you have decided to share it with us.