I spotted this over at the smokingsection and thought it was kinda hilarious. A glee club covers the hilarious song “I’m on a boat” by Lonely Island ft T-Pain.
Classicnesssss.

-1AM

Normally in the first line is where I’ll try to clown the artist I’m referencing before going off into something sexual but I just can’t do that in this case. Jackie O recently told HipHopWeekly she has to sleep with her boss in order to get her advance check.

Everybody that signed [to Poe Boy] had gotten their advance money, but when it came time for me to get my advance, I had to f*ck for my advance,” Jacki told HipHopWeekly. “It was ten stacks and I had to f*ck for it. So naturally it wasn’t something that I’m proud of doing.

As a man let me be the first to say that some of us are pathetic abusing our power for sex, newsflash lame dudes P*ssy is free nowadays. Also ladies, some of you are quick to throw the P in a man’s face for a car, house, light bill, sneakers, or even gas money. Do we realize that when we F*ck for money or pay to uck that we are throwing salt in the game? It is this reason that everyone has a jaded view of love and relationships. When are we going to grow up and be sexual intellectuals and not sexual idiots. F*ck Responsibly

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