I like drunk women as much as the next guy, but is there ever a time when a woman is too drunk? Take a look at this video and pray this lady was smart enough to lay off the juice after this. #SignsfromGod

Next is the main reason why you don’t cheat on your wife. And if you cheat on your wife you should never tell her, and if you do decide to tell her you cheated on her, don’t prank her b/c you might find out something you don’t wanna know.

Finally from the book of Where They Do That At comes this:

Kerrie writes: found this in my inbox from a guy on a dating website…aside from the horrible amount of run-on sentences, it starts out decently but turns creepy in a matter of a minute. why the HELL would i ever email him back? i mean…Where they do that at? did he think this was going to turn me on? (and btw, maybe he wrote the last sentence twice so i could get the hint?)

Hey there how are you so apparently [website] thinks that we would be a good match so I’d like to get to know you I want to say that I am not here to play games and I know what I want in a woman so I am going to write what I want and if it sounds like you and if you like my profile too then message me back and we will take it from there have a nice day and thanks for reading this and taking the time out of your day to do so I hope to hear from you soon. I want a nice down to earth sweet faithful smart girl who can keep up with me in a conversation I want someone I can finally be proud to take home to my parents and family and someone who will sit down with them to eat and actually talk to them I want someone also that understands that even though I am a nice guy I do have my needs and honestly I have a very high sex drive so I want a girl who doesn’t mind doing stuff in a committed relationship and can keep up with me when we are in bed last I don’t care about looks but I am a major major butt guy so I want a girl with a nice butt who doesn’t mind proving it to me when asked last I don’t care about looks but I am a major major butt guy so I want a girl with a nice butt who doesn’t mind proving it to me when asked

SOURCE: EFCP

Dear Shaquille,
While you were on stage asking Kobe how your a$$ tastes, Joseph Toney, was getting ready to punch in to his job at the Goodwill Home and Mission. Yes, your REAL father picks up baked good from businesses and delivers them to shelters, churches, and mission homes. The man works for the people and you won’t even see go see him. Apparently you hold on to ridiculous grudges and fail to take responsibility for actions blaming Kobe for your divorce. Your father has somethings he wants you to hear.

“I don’t know what he heard, but it’s not all true,” Toney said. “He’s being brainwashed. Because he has money, more people listen to him. I don’t necessarily blame him for thinking what he does. If I saw a story of a poor man reaching out to his millionaire estranged son, I’d think the same. It’s not hard to believe that. But it’s not true.

“He’s got a good public relations team. I don’t want any of his money. It’s the real deal so help me God. I just want him to know me and his brothers. I have two sons, Joseph Mitchell Owens and Emmanuel Toney, and Shaq has never met them. If I was the worst father in the world, that shouldn’t stop him from seeing his blood relatives. But I sent letters to him, and got back bogus letters.”

I remember when I met your dad, he was wearing a red suit, the tallest man in the room oozing with charisma and charm. His smile was huge and you could tell he was happy with life. I didn’t speak to him other than hello, shaking his hand with a firm grip and kept it moving. While most thing he ran out on Shaq, thats not all true, Shaq’s mother Lucille met PHIL only after Joe was locked up for fraudulent checks, embezzlement, and drug possession.

“Lucille and I were doing the same thing. I did coke with her. Whatever money we made off the checks, it was our money. But when the authorities came, I didn’t want our six-month old baby to be put in a foster home, so I took all the hits. The press plays games. I didn’t run away or desert her. I had to serve my time.”

When he was released from prison, he didn’t understand the world around him, by this time he has no clue where Lucille and Shaq were, “If I was in his life when I was going through my troubles, he probably would have turned out poorly, and I wouldn’t have wanted that.” Toney said “I remember sitting with friends and watching the McDonalds High School All-Star game, and hearing my son’s name the name I gave him, even down to the spelling. I went ‘Oh my gosh” I’ve been around the family, they are the most down to earth group of people I’ve ever met in my life. I am honored to have a connection to them, and even if your father was the worst person in the world… He’s still your Dad, and the family you’ve cut off are still your family. Pay them a visit, you don’t have to pay them a dime.

Paul Pierce is an Eastern Conference Champion and as you can see he likes to Party with Hoochies Hard. You can’t hide that bottle of… Well you hid that part but i see you. Get your drink on playa. When The Celtics Win Woman in Leopard skin skirts will hug you

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There is a wonderful article about the whole situation from the blogger who helped me break the story. she writes:

And I think it also goes to the deeper issue of whether he is taking seriously the responsibilities of being an NFL quarterback…I don’t want to make too much of this. It’s not a particularly a newsflash when a player goes to a bar, goes to lots of bars or even looks stupid in a bar.

I wouldn’t say he looks stupid I just wanna know why that dude is looking at him like he wants to lick leftover Patron of his lips. You can read the full version of this fantastic article here.

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Vince Young was pissy drunk at a party. The source who sent the pictures claims that allegedly Vince was at a bar in TX when they all got super drunk and began taking off their clothes. Also at one point Vince stood in the middle of the floor with his eyes closed for about 5 minutes. Is that how the Ballers do it? It looks like a Sausage party to me b/c I don’t see nearly enough women around to warrant taking off anyone’s shirt!!! It’s just not right!!!

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