Dear Lindsay Lohan,
Hey Lindsay, it’s been a while since my last letter, but that because I’ve been running around and working like a mad man. Anyway I wanted to ask you, How would you feel if your child was ugly? (more…)
Dear Lindsay Lohan,
Have you ever hated someone so much that you wouldn’t spit on them if they were on fire? (more…)
Dear Lindsay Lohan,
Hey It’s Xilla again. I had a great day today. My blog did record numbers. Did I tell you I ran a sex blog? Well I do and its big! “Thats what she said” (lol I had to do it.) Anyway I’m hearing you got turned down for a role about a teen blogging about her sexual coming-of-age, but the writer Allison Burnett passed on you because you’re too jaded. What does she know, she probably never even had a threesome before. Have you ever had a threesome?
Dear Lindsay Lohan,
Hi, My name is Xilla, and I’m your biggest fan. I decided to write you because well, frankly I think you’re awesome. I know you recently broke up with your girlfriend Sam. The paps stayed outside with you and watch you cry as your girlfriend showed up with another woman. That must of sucked. I recently wrote a blog about how to cheat and not get caught and people thought I was a cheater, but thats not true. I actually won’t cheat and will not cheat. I decided to write you and let you know why I don’t, and won’t cheat on a woman I’m with.
