I don’t understand why cut buddies get the rules twisted. We just had sex, there are no ties. We have sex until one of us decides we don’t want to have sex anymore. If I’m with someone else and you happen to see? You can’t say anything you can’t get made you know why? Because I’m not with you. HA! Hey don’t blame me though…. it’s the law. Check out Yummy. Please click contact at the top of the page for reader video submissions. Also click Journal to read my personal photo blog and get weekly updates on the world as I see it. http:RaiseBarackObama.com

Dear Xilla,

Here is My Dilemma: Girl meets guy and they both agree that they will be cut buddies and nothing more. After a few chance meetings guy starts calling girl more than he should. Guy starts wanting to spend more time with girl. Guy wants to know all of girl’s whereabouts. Guy starts calling girl his girl then guy slips and says I love you.

Didn’t men make the rules to this whole f*&* buddy arrangement in the first place now they are having the hardest time following them.

Signed, F. Buddy

Dear F. Buddy

Yes men did make the cut buddy rules, but we all don’t know them so I’ve included a few rules I wrote a while back. Here is what you do. Click the share this link in the bottom left hand corner of this blog and post this blog as a bulletin on your page. The rules are below.

1. The Sex Must Be Good – Under no circumstances is either party allowed to be lame in bed. Sure it happens to everybody, but under the Terms & Conditions of Cut Buddydum all sex must be the bomb. I could have stay home for regular s3x.

2. Arrival Time – Another one of the key obligations of a cut buddy is promptness. A cut buddy should always be on time and should arrive no later than 5 minutes of the schedule cut time.

3. Departure Time – This is equally important, as a cut buddy you are obligated to leave after the sex is done, or at least with in an hour. But seriously, it should be more like 5 minutes to a half hour. Do not fall asleep, to not try to cuddle unless you plan on starting round 2. Under no circumstances are you allowed to spend the night if you live in the same town/state.

4. Optional Obligations - A Cut buddy is not without options. Oral sex is an option and is not required when both parties are only on cut buddy status. There is no if you do me I’ll do you and as a cut buddy you are not allowed to demand oral sex. That is an optional feature that is not included in the standard edition.

5. Daytime Minutes - Sure as a cut buddy you can converse with one another but as a CB you are entitled to keep all daytime none sexual conversation to a complete and utter minimum.