I’ve been dealing with a lot of haters lately. One who even copy and pasted my blogs and put them forth as his own. I called him up so quick. I can only say it must be the increased traffic and increased recognition. If you didn’t know, traffic on BlogXilla.com is at an all time high, last month we broke a record for visitors, views and impressions and the globalgrind network is now larger than Media Takeout. I owe that to each one of you. I’ve been doing a lot of hard work, recently spent the last week flying around the country and I’m a bit tired and mentally drained.

I’ll admit I’ve had haters before, but these new haters are on a whole different level one of my haters have spent the whole day writing twitter messages about me and how I can’t write. I mean if I didn’t say I’m a terrible writer all the time I wouldn’t be upset, but I say this all the time. lol Anyway this new hater gave me a great idea. I am going to write about the top 5 sexual haters of the world.

Babies: Is it me or does a child always need attention when you’re trying to get it on? While I don’t have sex while my daughter is around, I have been with women with kids. Children must have a six sense to know when their mother is about to get the pipe because they seem always to wake up, cry or wander into the room while sex is going down.

That One: If you ever tried to holla or been holla’d at while with your friends there is always one who wants to hate. You’re trying to get your groove on and someone says “we came together we leave together” or “how am I going to get home” or there is the thought that about time I drop this bird off, it’s going to be too late to get a good f*cking going.

The Limp D*ck: There have been times that for some reason or another I just couldn’t get it up. Maybe I wanted it too much or maybe I was tired, but there have been times when it just doesn’t work! I say I’m being cock blocked by my cock!

Aunt Flow: Ladies, have you ever planned a nice weekend and you just knew you were going to ride your man like a bum rides the 3 train begging for cash? I’ve been cock blocked by aunt flow many times. Why do you women not tell a dude this, until after the date is done? Y’all know we were expecting having sex, and you wanna pop that info on a dude at the last minute. We kissing and I reach down and get the un unnnnn!!! SMCH!

The Hater: This is the low live who has nothing else to do with their time but hate on another person. This person usually has no picture up on their web pages, send twitter messages trying to get someone to pay attention to them and will not allow their friends to get any ass period. They will tell dirty secrets, get in the way and actually… this person probably doesn’t have any real friends. They just walk up and ruin a mood whereeverand whereever they can.

Are you a cock blocker? Have you ever been cock blocked? Contrary to popular belief you don’t have to have a cock to be cock blocked. Whew, that’s a lot of cock. Here is a guide on how to deal with cock blockers.

You’re sitting at a bar having a wonderful conversation with the most beautiful person in the room, and just when the conversation is getting ready to go to the next level you realize that their friend just won’t go away. What do you do?

1. Offer to buy drinks – It ain’t tricking if you got it, but sending the 3rd wheel away to purchase something can give you just enough time to make a run for it, or just do what you gotta do. Hey you’re paying, they just have to go get it, most people don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.

2.Play a game – You might be in a less formal setting like a dorm room with a room mate who just won’t leave. Since most people can’t resist a bet, make a wager loser goes to the furthest restaurant to order takeout. This is a high risk strategy, but play a game you know you can win. For me it would be Scategories, but it might be tiddle winks for you. Just use your imagination and try your hardest to win.

3. Then And There: The most sure fire way to deal with a cock blocker is to give them what they want and do it right there in front of their face. It’s the best way because it’s like eating food in front of someone who’s starving. You know it’s wrong, but damn it you enjoy every bite knowing you’re not going to give them a thing! Beside, more often than not the person will get up and leave anyway.

How Do You Deal With Cock Blockers?