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Written by Cedric Shine for BlogXilla.com

Why is it, that women decide they don’t want to be a ho no more when you start dating them?

Never mind the lines of dudes who beat it up before. You know the ones who barely spit any g to get them out of their panties, those instances were merely situational.

But now that you’ve come on along, Mr. Right as they call you. Their soul mate, chics want to stop their whorish ways.

It baffles me, it baffles me! They walk into a room and can have easily have slept with three of the men in there but now that you’ve come along they want to take it slow, they’ve found a new them.

They’ve made mistakes and they understand that, but they need you to be man enough to not only accept that they’ve been not 1, not 2, hell not even 3 dudes jump offs but that you are supposed to wife it as well.

So I ask again, why is that women decide they don’t want to be a ho no more when you start dating them?

Is simp written on your forehead, mr. nice guy, Sir ‘you’re so different from the rest’!

No no no no no, is there a hoes convention that tells them who to bring this nonsense to. Oh I get it, if you’re young, educated, ambitious and have no kids you are the best thing to settle down with, after …. they’ve had their fun.

But you’re not so different from the rest. You just listen better than most, so when I ask why is it that women decide their gonna change their ways when you meet them, it’s because they couldn’t tell that you’re from the school of thought that a hoes gonna be a ho, a n—–’s gonna be a n—– (insert Mobb Deep song), no matter what they thought. Take ya hoe a-$ on!