[BlogXilla] Dot Com

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Every now and then I have to stop, and pull myself away from a situation and actually think about how could this possibly make sense to a female. When I do this, my brain pops out of my head, like toast out a toaster, hits the floor and melts into pizza cheese. The other day I watch a video by @LadyW87, and her dude had his peen out, and said why not just do it and she answers “Because I Like You!” WTF! This happens to me very often and it’s the dumbest thing I ever heard in my life. 

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Consider this a Xilla PSA: I’m sick and tired of chicks getting gased because a men want to smash. I want to bang mad chicks I would only wife 3. If getting something stuck in you is your cup of tea than by all means wallow in your fuckability, but if you value committment than bring yourself down a notch.

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I’m sorry, but I’d rather have a jump off over a wifey any day. There are no rules that say you can’t go out with your jump. No rules that say you cannot lay up at your jumpoff’s house and play her nintendo wii or watch some new releases from her netflix account. Typical wifey positions, but more and more often these jumpoffs are getting the game twisted.

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So we’ve decided that men ain’t sh*t, and while women will do a lot of the same things, for the most part women are a little better than men when it comes to ain’t sh*tness. Yet, there is something that men do that takes the cake when it comes to grimy. Men will lie and make a woman believe he is in love just to get the p*ssy, when he does not have to. Just tell her we only want to smash, and chances are she’ll be down.
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