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I remember my first kiss, it was in a pizzaria with a spanish girl. I was very nervous as hell, mainly because we had been talking about kissing each other for 2 weeks. Until we actually decided to lip lock at her friends birthday party. The moment came, and I think I did okay! Since that moment, me and my big ole soup coolers were a kissing machine. Girlfriend after girlfriend would get kissed and kissed some more. Until about 10th grade, and a few things started to happen.

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Photo by Ryan O Nash

I’m sorry, but I’d rather have a jump off over a wifey any day. There are no rules that say you can’t go out with your jump. No rules that say you cannot lay up at your jumpoff’s house and play her nintendo wii or watch some new releases from her netflix account. Typical wifey positions, but more and more often these jumpoffs are getting the game twisted.

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The lady in the picture above is my friend who happens to be a model. The picture of her rubbing one out for the camera inspired this blog. So you can thank her for this piece. Would you masturbate for your partner? 

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Women are sexy. So sexy that they can do almost anything and be sexy while doing it. Sweat pants hair tied chilling with no make up on. But how about when they really really put it on? Here are 15 Reasons why a woman will get fly.
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Cheaters is hilarious, in this clip the guy gets caught cheating and reacts like his chick screwed his brother. He pulls his new chick closer to him, hooks her by the belt and totally disrespect the woman he lives with. Are men really this controlling? Is this something I can get away with? I kid, but at the same time there is a pimp mentality that most men share. A woman can’t do sh*t for me.
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Every woman deserves to be treated like a queen, but let’s be honest no woman wants a spineless jellyfish for a man. So as a guy a man can’t be too nice. If he does he is liable to get walked all over and left within a year. Here are some things a guy does that let women know he’s a jerk and she loves him for it.

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Hey Ladies! Are you tired of having sex, and not reaching the mountain top? Have you experienced peen small to big and still can’t get the O’Face? Well here is your guide to having a successful orgasm. 

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Have you ever gave your number to someone, only for them to never use it? Or have you ever wondered why phone calls suddenly stop? Well here are the reasons people stop calling you.

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