I don’t want a threesome anymore. Mainly because I don’t trust these hoes. These days you have to be more cautious of your girl’s female friends than you do her male friends. There is a new breed of female who appreciates a woman’s beauty more than she appreciates a man’s excellence. While these niggas are busy trying to get a woman’s opinion on his salmon colored shirt and how it matches his kicks. Kanye approved of course.
I was on the phone setting up a ride home while I was waiting at the MARTA station. Shorty wasn’t my girl, but she did take care of me. Looking back that might of been the reason why I dealt with her because honestly she wasn’t that cute. I mean she wasn’t ugly but she wasn’t “THE BOMB!” I could of done better, and in the back of my mind I thought all she’d be a Cinderella who never had a chance at the title. That’s when I saw her, Better. I quickly hung up the phone with the chick I was passing time with, and made small talk with Better. She was from Delaware visiting Atlanta for the weekend, one she would never forget.
Remember back in the late 90s early 2000s when people would watch BET all day for the videos and hip hop culture? If you are like me then you do. I had my favorite video girl, from Gloria Velez in Big Pimping to Melyssa Ford (I didn’t add either of them to my list because they’re still hot to me) in every other video that came on. I would buy my copies of XXL & King just to see the eye candy. So to honor the good ole days I decided to post my favorite video vixens of yesterday.
Once while my manxilla was encased in some that warm, wet and gushy stuff I had an ephiphany. It may have been one of mygreatest thoughts ever. You might not know this but it is during sex that I have my greatest thoughts and ideas. So I compiled a list of 5 things people think about during sex. Grab your pens and post its you’re going to want to take notes.
I’ve been dealing with a lot of haters lately. One who even copy and pasted my blogs and put them forth as his own. I called him up so quick. I can only say it must be the increased traffic and increased recognition. If you didn’t know, traffic on BlogXilla.com is at an all time high, last month we broke a record for visitors, views and impressions and the globalgrind network is now larger than Media Takeout. I owe that to each one of you. I’ve been doing a lot of hard work, recently spent the last week flying around the country and I’m a bit tired and mentally drained.
We were going to go out, but the weather was crazy. Yet, I still found myself on my way to her house in a terrible snow storm. We decided to make it a Netflix Night. I arrived, got a big hug and tried my best to warm up after being in the cold for so long. I sat on the her couch, we watched a few dvd’s smoked a few blunts and before I knew it, it was a bit too late for me to leave.
Written by Marvelous Mo for BlogXilla.com
“UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH Na na na na!” When I wake up in the morning and I’m feeling extra happy and I feel that I have no limits to my life, I automatically sing that in my head. What are some things that make me feel good about life? Conducting interviews and pieces people really enjoy, hearing great words from my colleagues, good penis, delicious left overs…you get my point. One thing that is definitely not appreciated on a daily basis that we are all guilty of is love from a parent/relative. Specifically, my father. The man has been with me since I took my first breath on this planet & is still supporting my dreams and encouraging my ambitions. So, I guess to add to that list of “things that make Mo feel good” is being loved by my father. This Sunday is a day for all fathers and father figures in your life, hopefully they are alive and well to share it with. If not, well, this world is about to get nuked by North Korea anyway so it looks like he’s in a better place after all.
Women are becoming more and more Common these days. Mainly because more often women see the bitch in men. Whether you call it bitchassness or just bitching, certainly lots of men whine and complain too much. I have found myself whining to a woman who just would not accept my advances, but have you ever stopped to think maybe it’s you who brings out the bitch in him?
