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Have you ever finished having sex and wondered when the person next to you was going to leave? Well Michael sure did.

Michael sat on the edge of the bed thinking to himself, “How can I get this girl out of my house without seeming like a jerk” Michael wanted to continue to have sex w/ her, to him it was just sex, but she wanted more. He told her that he was in a relationship, she was cool with that, so he didn’t understand why every time they had sex, she never wanted to leave.   (more…)

We all love oral sex, but what’s the best position to get it? While surfing online I came across a great tip for men, and I added a few other tips for women who might want to get better at their craft as well.

Some positions are better than others for getting easy (and precise) access to her body. Lay your lady on her back with her legs spread apart and her knees slightly bent. Lie on your stomach between her legs and place both your arms under her legs (this leaves your hands free). (more…)

Its summer time the season of bathing suits, pick up basketball games and more. Some people love summer others hate it. I don’t like sweating. I hate being hot, but if you like being hot, I have the hottest blogs from around the net for your reading enjoyment. 

The Worst Bathing Suits of the Summer 

8 Cartoons that probably have a STD

Not sure who wears the pants in this relationship but I’m sure she has a new girlfriend

Free Grey Goose isn’t always a good thing, you might end up on stage making an ass out of yourself.

She just pushed out a dead baby and now she wants to have sex. Can you help her out?

Drake doesn’t want a redo, he loves his breastfest. I mean video

She got an ass that will swallow up a g-string. 

Rihanna messes up a nice nipple slip moment. We already seen them might as well let us seem em again. 

Photo by Banks

I just want to put your ankles on your earlobes. I want to put you in so many different positions that when you fill out the paper work at for next job, you’ll put doggy style, and reverse cow girl w/ a speciality in putting your own ankles near your ears. I want to do things to you that you’ve only imagined, like having sex in a hot air balloon. I just want to have sex, and I don’t see what the big deal is.

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Photo by M. Schultz Model: Summer Walker & Mr. Kumputer

“Hmm, how do I say this? I guess the best way to say it, is to just come out with it. I wanna f*ck you.” Not very subtle right? Well I’m sure we’ve all developed code words or phrases so we won’t have to say “hey I want you to come over so I can stick the manxilla so deep inside you, your eyeballs will start to bulge out of your skull.” So, with a little bit of help from my twitter friends I’ve come up with some clever ways to let your lover know, hey I want some, without saying hey I want some. 

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Nothing like a nice load on a woman’s face to really get a guy going. She seemed to enjoy it too. Well of course in this video it was ice cold Sprite from a banned Sprite commercial in Germany and not man milk, but it leads me to the even bigger question. Why do women seem to enjoy smearing baby batter on their face?
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CinABun via Twitter

A woman knows if she’s going to sleep with a man from the moment she lays her eyes on him. Yet, just because she knows doesn’t mean a man can’t lose his coochie coupon to her sweet, nasty and gushy stuff. Here are reasons she will not sleep with him.
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I love sex, and if you’re on my website chances are you do too. I always feel like sex can be better. So I’m always reading up on different sex acts, watching different adult films so I can learn a thing or two. If it’s not too kinky, best believe I am going to try it, and try it until I get it right. But, what about the every day normal sex acts that we tend to take for granted in our efforts to be the best sexual intellectual in the sea.

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