Cinderella – How Joe Biden Got Me Laid07.07.09

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I was on the phone setting up a ride home while I was waiting at the MARTA station. Shorty wasn’t my girl, but she did take care of me. Looking back that might of been the reason why I dealt with her because honestly she wasn’t that cute. I mean she wasn’t ugly but she wasn’t “THE BOMB!” I could of done better, and in the back of my mind I thought all she’d be a Cinderella who never had a chance at the title. That’s when I saw her, Better. I quickly hung up the phone with the chick I was passing time with, and made small talk with Better. She was from Delaware visiting Atlanta for the weekend, one she would never forget.

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Hating A$$ Haters (THE SEX EDITION)07.03.09

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I’ve been dealing with a lot of haters lately. One who even copy and pasted my blogs and put them forth as his own. I called him up so quick. I can only say it must be the increased traffic and increased recognition. If you didn’t know, traffic on BlogXilla.com is at an all time high, last month we broke a record for visitors, views and impressions and the globalgrind network is now larger than Media Takeout. I owe that to each one of you. I’ve been doing a lot of hard work, recently spent the last week flying around the country and I’m a bit tired and mentally drained.

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6 Easy Steps To Bang A Depressed Chick06.19.09

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Written by Marvelous Mo for BlogXilla.com

“UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH Na na na na!” When I wake up in the morning and I’m feeling extra happy and I feel that I have no limits to my life, I automatically sing that in my head. What are some things that make me feel good about life? Conducting interviews and pieces people really enjoy, hearing great words from my colleagues, good penis, delicious left overs…you get my point. One thing that is definitely not appreciated on a daily basis that we are all guilty of is love from a parent/relative. Specifically, my father. The man has been with me since I took my first breath on this planet & is still supporting my dreams and encouraging my ambitions. So, I guess to add to that list of “things that make Mo feel good” is being loved by my father. This Sunday is a day for all fathers and father figures in your life, hopefully they are alive and well to share it with. If not, well, this world is about to get nuked by North Korea anyway so it looks like he’s in a better place after all.

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The Lost Art Of Kissing06.09.09

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Copyright: Kristina Mariah Photography Model: Candy Kera

I remember my first kiss, it was in a pizzaria with a spanish girl. I was very nervous as hell, mainly because we had been talking about kissing each other for 2 weeks. Until we actually decided to lip lock at her friends birthday party. The moment came, and I think I did okay! Since that moment, me and my big ole soup coolers were a kissing machine. Girlfriend after girlfriend would get kissed and kissed some more. Until about 10th grade, and a few things started to happen.

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I Slept With Your Sister In Our House06.02.09

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Photo Courtesy of Kortni

 

A while back I wrote a blog about why you shouldn’t tell your lover you cheated and most ladies agreed. I personally think ladies cheat way more than men, we men just never find out. Recently I came to the conclusion that flirting should be accepted in a relationship even if it’s sexual. For one, you can’t stop another person from hitting on your boo, and two, I would say that 80% of people in relationships, flirt with someone other than their mate.

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7 Terrific Date Tips To Get You Laid05.25.09

 

Photo by Mr. Carl

Photo by Mr. Carl

 

Dates can be fun, if they are not predictable, but in my travels I’ve come to the conclusion that a lot of people don’t know how to go on a good date. All too often the first date is an overly expensive movie, where a good conversation cannot be held.  Then after you’ve been dating for a while, you end up back at the movies or your favorite restaurant. So I’m sharing a few dating tips that are bound to get you laid.

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Rub It While I Watch05.22.09

 
Model: Niagra Falls Model: Niagra Falls

The lady in the picture above is my friend who happens to be a model. The picture of her rubbing one out for the camera inspired this blog. So you can thank her for this piece. Would you masturbate for your partner? 

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17 Reasons She Gets Sexy05.19.09

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Women are sexy. So sexy that they can do almost anything and be sexy while doing it. Sweat pants hair tied chilling with no make up on. But how about when they really really put it on? Here are 15 Reasons why a woman will get fly.
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